. . . And I will give you advice that may or may not be horrible, but it will likely be funny. I never get email at that account, and I've managed to block all the penis growth ones, so now every time I check it says I have no mail. Not even the penis ones.
So, email me a dilemma that you have in your life, and I will provide you with sage-like advice based on my limited understanding of the use of common sense. And, of course, I won't use your real name.
If you need sex advice, that will be even more fun. I've been called "just okay" at sex by 10's of women, so I'm pretty qualified.
Just OK is good. It means you didn't mind them faking their orgasms.
ReplyDeleteGorilla: I'm okay with that. Most of the time they're faking liking me all together, and that's all right too.
ReplyDeletei like this... you got spunk, kid.
ReplyDeleteHahahaa
ReplyDeleteAt least you haven't been pointed and laughed at by giggling females. I think that would really suck.
I'll have to come up with a question...
Candy: As I said, I'm no expert on the topic, but I think the word spunk is used in another sense when in reference to love-making. I'll have to look that up. I'm really bad at this.
ReplyDeleteSybil: Haven't seen you in a while. That's very kind of you to imply that I haven't been pointed and laughed at by most of the women in my life. You must think highly of me. As for your question, too late. I got an anonymous one that I think you will find fascinating.