|He had a monkey, and rumor has it, he "beat it."|
|Keep putting the hat back on, and he will just keep lifting it up to look for lice to eat, dumby.|
Bieber just went to jail, and I've been wondering who is going to house his monkey. I would gladly do the right thing and take in the monkey. But just for a day. No, I wouldn't teach him to drink or smoke or anything messed up like that, but I can't promise that he wouldn't try on some super awesome outfits, maybe a few Metallica shirts.
Monkeys are trending.
#Monkey. #Monkeyforaday. #Monkeyhugs.
I just set the blog record for use of the word monkey in this post. I figure if I say monkey enough, the right monkey owner will contact me and let me hang out with their monkey for a day. You all better say monkey a few times in the comments just for good measure.
|She has a damn tiger cub too? Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ on a pogo stick, that is cute!|