tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post115198187748304294..comments2024-02-05T00:52:58.356-08:00Comments on The Gancer: Asshole Bird on the Loose!Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1152547726731053662006-07-10T09:08:00.000-07:002006-07-10T09:08:00.000-07:00I have not been attacked since I posted this blog....I have not been attacked since I posted this blog. My theory: This bird can read and he's a scared little panty-waist.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1152472217231115672006-07-09T12:10:00.000-07:002006-07-09T12:10:00.000-07:00Any news on the bird front? Depending on the outco...Any news on the bird front? Depending on the outcome, you might have a story for "This American Life".<BR/><BR/>Your story could be the new "Squirrel Cop". That story makes me laugh until I have tears rolling down my face anytime I hear it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1152255597530270672006-07-06T23:59:00.000-07:002006-07-06T23:59:00.000-07:00Jen- Fritos will only encourage the likes of these...Jen- Fritos will only encourage the likes of these birds. I'm bumping Eddie Murphy's My Girl Wants to Party All the Time as I Type This.<BR/><BR/>Steph- I'll have to pack lots of tennis rackets if I ever go to Austrailia.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1152246632890140392006-07-06T21:30:00.000-07:002006-07-06T21:30:00.000-07:00We have birds like that down here. Every spring, w...We have birds like that down here. Every spring, we're ducking and weaving from psycho Magpie birds.<BR/>I have a scar on my head from the sharp beak of a Magpie.<BR/>To this day, i hate, loathe and detest birds.<BR/>Flying rats!Stephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09486157834509821905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1152193962735829072006-07-06T06:52:00.000-07:002006-07-06T06:52:00.000-07:00You could always bribe the damn thing with a bag o...You could always bribe the damn thing with a bag of fritos. If he's not a taker, I am sure you can find another use for those corn delicacies. Also, a local hobo knife fight crew might have enough moxie to take that bird down, you should look into it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1152151008526954662006-07-05T18:56:00.000-07:002006-07-05T18:56:00.000-07:00Laura- That is a dick move on your cat's part.Laura- That is a dick move on your cat's part.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1152135628702196512006-07-05T14:40:00.000-07:002006-07-05T14:40:00.000-07:00i call my cat an asshole occasionally. he likes t...i call my cat an asshole occasionally. he likes to tap things off the counter with his paws if i don't respond to his meows in a timely fashion.<BR/><BR/>good luck bird hunting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1152058648076997982006-07-04T17:17:00.000-07:002006-07-04T17:17:00.000-07:00Anon- Well, he is.Anon- Well, he is.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.com