tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post115569587948187882..comments2024-02-05T00:52:58.356-08:00Comments on The Gancer: Non-porno Movies That Make a Guy Reach for the TissuesDr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-20704776990662124942007-07-18T12:27:00.000-07:002007-07-18T12:27:00.000-07:00Z: I still haven't seen Brokebutt Mountain. I thi...Z: I still haven't seen Brokebutt Mountain. I think I'd watch it if it came on cable, but for some reason I'm not rushing out to see it.<BR/><BR/>Uncle: I'll have to check those two out!Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1156630497979332452006-08-26T15:14:00.000-07:002006-08-26T15:14:00.000-07:00Thank you, Z, for the Brokeback reference. All th...Thank you, Z, for the Brokeback reference. All the others left their balls on a shelf somewhere.<BR/><BR/>Two films by Almodovar are always sure to do me in: Talk to Her (Habla con Elle) and All About My Mother (Todos Sobre Mi Madre.) If you have not seen these movies, they are some of the best examples of film making of the last 25 years, and both contain deeply profound scenes where a film watcher with a streak of intellectuality is sure to fall to pieces.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1156298695621802032006-08-22T19:04:00.000-07:002006-08-22T19:04:00.000-07:00I am terrible at thinking up answers about movies ...I am terrible at thinking up answers about movies on the fly like this ...<BR/>but what, no Brokeback?<BR/>;)<BR/>(What?? Someone had to say it)DLHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07652729119943375989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1155943772325442102006-08-18T16:29:00.000-07:002006-08-18T16:29:00.000-07:00Mystery: I think it is time for Matt LeBlanc to be...Mystery: I think it is time for Matt LeBlanc to be youthenized, or however you spell that.<BR/><BR/>Lush: Hahahahaha on the Dumb and Dumber reference. Wait, they say he was full of shit because they THOUGHT they were in the state of Colorado. So, he's NOT full of shit. Don't cry just yet . . .Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1155934090442502882006-08-18T13:48:00.001-07:002006-08-18T13:48:00.001-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Loudlushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05850626695677397427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1155934089167078882006-08-18T13:48:00.000-07:002006-08-18T13:48:00.000-07:00Well I'm not a bloke, and I rarely cry at movies s...Well I'm not a bloke, and I rarely cry at movies so I'm spectactularly unqualified to comment here... but as that has never stopped me before:<BR/><BR/>1. My boyfriend cried his eyes out over the English Patient. I think it's because he knew that I'd be fantasising about Naveen Andrews whenever we were in the sack from that point foward.<BR/><BR/>2. I cried over The Joy Luck Club, but I think that's because I realised that Andrew McCarthy was still as cute as in his 80's heyday and I... wasn't. Sniff.<BR/><BR/>3. Saddest movie evah: Dumb and Dumber. Learning that John Denver was "full of shit" was an emotional jolt that I'm yet to recover fromLoudlushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05850626695677397427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1155837656669903612006-08-17T11:00:00.000-07:002006-08-17T11:00:00.000-07:00I love your title, and I completely agree that Ed ...I love your title, and I completely agree that Ed and Gus should be put down. Matt LeBlanc, too, while we're at it.<BR/><BR/>I watched both Rudy and Hoosiers in the last month and wept during both... then again, I'm a chick, so I'm allowed to cry at everything.mysterygirl!https://www.blogger.com/profile/01708758561975520042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1155819172009149722006-08-17T05:52:00.000-07:002006-08-17T05:52:00.000-07:00For Kevin's sake, I hope so. I think a true tear-i...For Kevin's sake, I hope so. <BR/><BR/>I think a true tear-inducing movie is In America. My one of my exes shed a few tears during that movie. But then again, maybe he's a big pussy. <BR/><BR/>ps: I cried during the movie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1155805994703661142006-08-17T02:13:00.000-07:002006-08-17T02:13:00.000-07:00Cherry- Classy is green with envy. You should giv...Cherry- Classy is green with envy. You should give her a token second post too. <BR/><BR/>Laura- I almost forgot about that absolutely crappy film. How about that scene when she seduces him with the sword? Do you think Kevin tooted a line of blow or two off of her ass?Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1155783965744048562006-08-16T20:06:00.000-07:002006-08-16T20:06:00.000-07:00My vote is for The Bodyguard with Whitney Houston ...My vote is for The Bodyguard with Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner. <BR/><BR/>I think men cry at the end because they realize that 1. this was two hours of their lives that they are never going to get back 2. the girl next to them is totally not hot enough to make the whole thing worth it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1155783715092885662006-08-16T20:01:00.000-07:002006-08-16T20:01:00.000-07:00Hey, I'm posting a second time. Someday, Gancer, i...Hey, I'm posting a second time. Someday, Gancer, if you are lucky, I may just post THREE times for you. But only if you're lucky...The [Cherry] Ridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15796913131707426142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1155755559154294382006-08-16T12:12:00.000-07:002006-08-16T12:12:00.000-07:00I was blind drunk when I wrote those responses to ...I was blind drunk when I wrote those responses to your respective comments, and I must say, I made myself laugh.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1155729841360884292006-08-16T05:04:00.000-07:002006-08-16T05:04:00.000-07:00classy: That connection between Turbo and Ozone is...classy: That connection between Turbo and Ozone is INTENSE. <BR/><BR/>Anon: I willl give you props on Big Fish. I can relate to a father that tells the same damn stories over and over and over . . . <BR/><BR/>Cherry: Freaking people out with your man-crying is impressive. Keep doing what you're doing.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1155702579433493382006-08-15T21:29:00.000-07:002006-08-15T21:29:00.000-07:00I agree with anonymous. I saw that movie days afte...I agree with anonymous. I saw that movie days after my dad had a heart attack (he's fine now) and I swear to God the total stranger in the seat next to me got up and moved because I was audibly sobbing.<BR/><BR/>I would give you a list of the other movies that make me cry, but you'd then think I was a total pussy.<BR/><BR/>...Let me rephrase that: MORE of a total pussy than you already think I am.The [Cherry] Ridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15796913131707426142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1155700455313199872006-08-15T20:54:00.000-07:002006-08-15T20:54:00.000-07:00Big Fish. The dad/son connection is a tear-jerker...Big Fish. The dad/son connection is a tear-jerker.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1155699791070229752006-08-15T20:43:00.000-07:002006-08-15T20:43:00.000-07:00Even though I am not a fella, although I do play o...Even though I am not a fella, although I do play one on tv, I will put in my two cents, because, well, I always do! You are missing some crucial movies here. Here goes the missing gems:<BR/><BR/>1) MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate (2001)<BR/>2) Breakin' (1984)<BR/>3) Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984)<BR/>4) Purple Rain (1984)<BR/>5) Three Men and a Baby (1987)<BR/><BR/>They all meet your sports or animal requirements. Even Purple Rain where playing guitar and looking fabulous coming out of a bathtub is a sport and Three Men where, I don't know . . . making babies and dealing with Steve Gutenberg is a sport?classyandfancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05181324712133385848noreply@blogger.com