tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post2360260932158601545..comments2024-02-05T00:52:58.356-08:00Comments on The Gancer: Twenty, Twenty, Twenty-Four Hours Ago, I Wanna' Be Bar MitzvahdDr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-2426144755572737332007-03-26T16:38:00.000-07:002007-03-26T16:38:00.000-07:00Shife: Already working on the beard, don't you wor...Shife: Already working on the beard, don't you worry.<BR/><BR/>Helper: Sorry if I've offended you, Helper. I hadn't really planned on anything after the Anthrax and booze. That memorizing stuff is for the bird, unless it's Anthrax lyrics.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-8526876338086656122007-03-26T09:53:00.000-07:002007-03-26T09:53:00.000-07:00dr. ken - i must say i'm a bit unimpressed by your...dr. ken - <BR/><BR/>i must say i'm a bit unimpressed by your bar mitzvah plans. <BR/><BR/>first of all, the actual ceremony requires some pretty heavy lifting, we don't just hand out adulthood. you've gotta work for it. let me know when you're planning your event, and i'll get you the correct torah portion to memorize and analyze. better start brushing up on your hebrew!<BR/><BR/>secondly, you're party is just going to consist of anthrax and booze? while i'm always an anthrax fan, a bar mitzvah party is basically a wedding reception. there are invitations, passed stuffed mushrooms and spring rolls, a lovely meal from tel aviv catering, seating arrangements, centerpieces, and matching table linens. <BR/><BR/>you're gonna have to put in a little more effort if you expect anything from our people.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-89736819210321962192007-03-23T11:35:00.000-07:002007-03-23T11:35:00.000-07:00Holy Kosher Balls! I look forward to the invite. A...Holy Kosher Balls! I look forward to the invite. Are you going to grow a cool beard?Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-20951618671125151382007-03-22T15:27:00.000-07:002007-03-22T15:27:00.000-07:00Kadonk: Glad you are supportive of wannabe's like ...Kadonk: Glad you are supportive of wannabe's like myself.<BR/><BR/>Niner: Anthrax and booze is a winning combination, unless you're talking about Anthrax like the cow disease.<BR/><BR/>Classy: Great call with the Yo La! They DO have a guy named Ira, right?<BR/><BR/>Chuck: Yes, but it would be a REALLY fast version, so the happy couple would have to pick up the pace.<BR/><BR/>Mystery: A check would be good for me! Hey, did your folks pick a brunch spot?<BR/><BR/>KID: Whatever a Yamulke is, bring TWO for me.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-90889233531196760482007-03-22T12:40:00.000-07:002007-03-22T12:40:00.000-07:00I've just ordered my yarmulke. Can't wait to take...I've just ordered my yarmulke. Can't wait to take it for a test drive!K.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14538132693098384335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-90199485008232792182007-03-22T11:34:00.000-07:002007-03-22T11:34:00.000-07:00I'm just excited for the fact that I am not respon...I'm just excited for the fact that I am not responsible for my own decisions, never having had such a ceremony. Sweet!<BR/><BR/>I'll totally come to your Bar Mitzvah, Dr. K. I'll bring a check.mysterygirl!https://www.blogger.com/profile/01708758561975520042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-59273398963983359242007-03-21T20:02:00.000-07:002007-03-21T20:02:00.000-07:00ChampagneSnowballWould Anthrax be able to pull of ...Champagne<BR/><BR/>Snowball<BR/><BR/>Would Anthrax be able to pull of singing Yesterday for the Most Romantic Couple contest?chuckdaddy2000https://www.blogger.com/profile/13669075161175440366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-16501482823629960662007-03-21T14:22:00.000-07:002007-03-21T14:22:00.000-07:00How the heck did you come up with that idea?How the heck did you come up with that idea?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-46350533874215211402007-03-20T13:59:00.000-07:002007-03-20T13:59:00.000-07:00Two Conditions: 1)It must have a theme 2) Yo la Te...Two Conditions: 1)It must have a theme 2) Yo la Tengo must playclassyandfancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05181324712133385848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-49099314798320969432007-03-19T12:11:00.000-07:002007-03-19T12:11:00.000-07:00I'm game! Anthrax and booze... there will be booz...I'm game! Anthrax and booze... there will be booze right? sounds like one hell of a time.5 of 9erhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03902022873353359947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-41443547363383814762007-03-18T14:19:00.000-07:002007-03-18T14:19:00.000-07:00Steph: I meant to say LICK, like in your picture, ...Steph: I meant to say LICK, like in your picture, but yeah, like all the faces too, I suppose.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-37701646317799030732007-03-18T14:18:00.000-07:002007-03-18T14:18:00.000-07:00Grad: I had like 3 'Thrax posters in my room as a ...Grad: I had like 3 'Thrax posters in my room as a kid, including the cover of Spreading the Disease, which was quite ominous. <BR/><BR/>Steph: Yes. Bring your 89 readers, and like all 89 faces.<BR/><BR/>Mighty: That would be counterproductive if my hope is to BECOME a man. Well, I might have to ask you to stand in for me during that part of the ceremony.<BR/><BR/>tfg: Thanks for coming by, you robotic Gumby-looking son-of-a-gun. Dude, I already shed the foreskin, but maybe I'll have a Bris party and just pierce my foreskin instead.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-87751580208492602762007-03-18T05:55:00.000-07:002007-03-18T05:55:00.000-07:00I won't be able to attend your Bar Mitzvah, but pe...I won't be able to attend your Bar Mitzvah, but pencil me in for your Bris.tfghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07791116307693444845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-64692795777655079952007-03-17T20:13:00.000-07:002007-03-17T20:13:00.000-07:00Cool. Can I bring fifty or so of my closest friend...Cool. Can I bring fifty or so of my closest friends?Stephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09486157834509821905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-42509380521719859112007-03-17T15:50:00.000-07:002007-03-17T15:50:00.000-07:00You had me at your Scott Ian reference. Anthrax w...You had me at your Scott Ian reference. Anthrax would totally rock the house, and while you are crecruiting performers for your party you should try and get Public Enemy to come so that they can recreate the alltime best "mash-up" of "Bring the Noise." I'll keep an eye out for my invite [walks away doing angry white-boy rap motions while yelling "Step up sucka understand, don't you know that I'M THE MAN...]Grad School Rejecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02597149768398715417noreply@blogger.com