tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post3579405095638450437..comments2024-02-05T00:52:58.356-08:00Comments on The Gancer: My Big BrotherDr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-35608319067952608972007-11-17T16:25:00.000-08:002007-11-17T16:25:00.000-08:00Chud: Good mantra. Stories like that demand to be...Chud: Good mantra. Stories like that demand to be shared with mankind.<BR/><BR/>Eve: For guys, you have to wait a bit to pee until you're completely flacid, or it's tough. Also, make sure you direct it real good, because it may spray into two streams, going all over a girl's bowl and floor.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-37362106079185511612007-10-28T23:07:00.000-07:002007-10-28T23:07:00.000-07:00Damn, I was going to say the post-drinking pot smo...Damn, I was going to say the post-drinking pot smoking thing.<BR/><BR/>For women: always pee after sex. It helps avoid utis.Evehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03438920506463041744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-31603323505385038802007-10-25T00:15:00.000-07:002007-10-25T00:15:00.000-07:00actually no, it's a mantra i live by. heh.actually no, it's a mantra i live by. heh.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-29475878710501709972007-10-24T19:24:00.000-07:002007-10-24T19:24:00.000-07:00Smack: When a girl kiss like MY Nanna, I fuck the ...Smack: When a girl kiss like MY Nanna, I fuck the shit out of her, and make Nanna watch. Jesus, that was gross! Well, that's what my responses are like after I've already published another blog, because I know so few people look.<BR/><BR/>Chud: Hahhahaha! Was that last one directed towards Cherry Ride? We'll never let him live that down . . .Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-54079390360751984762007-10-24T13:18:00.000-07:002007-10-24T13:18:00.000-07:00always ask permission before putting it in her but...always ask permission before putting it in her butt. unless it's hate sex, then pound away. <BR/><BR/>when on a date, never get more drunk than the girl, you may have to fight, fuck, or get the hell outta there. plus, you're just not as smooth as you think you are when bombed. <BR/><BR/>never have sex with a girl who weighs more than you. <BR/><BR/>never go down on a fat girl unless she's FRESHLY showered. <BR/><BR/>if she lives alone, put the toilet seat down, if she has a cat, put the lid down. women are crazy about that shit. <BR/><BR/>if you shit your pants, work it into a blog post. it's no fun if you don't share it with the rest of the class.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-85824675228593425762007-10-19T05:43:00.000-07:002007-10-19T05:43:00.000-07:00how cool to have an adopted big brother like that....how cool to have an adopted big brother like that. My life lesson... hmmm, always put the flat ingredients on a toastie machine first.<BR/><BR/>- never ever put out for the first date<BR/>- if he kisses like your nanna, don't screw him<BR/>- always have a freshly smelling vadge if you expect him to dine at Cafe Minge<BR/>xxMs Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02921397003809292438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-47443839624971745822007-10-18T19:06:00.000-07:002007-10-18T19:06:00.000-07:00Diesel: Great comment, sir. My comments are good ...Diesel: Great comment, sir. My comments are good on your page too, but I never win your damn caption contest. Maybe my captions are too perverted . . . <BR/><BR/>Boob: No specific dancing move is unsexy, but bad dancing in general is unappealing to be sure. <BR/><BR/>Bottle: I don't know, midgets aren't big compared to other humans, but if a penis literally the size of a midget would be ungodly huge-style.<BR/><BR/>Niner: I'm sure you meant "such a wise man," but "suck a wise man" may have been some advice of your own. <BR/><BR/>Airam: Absolutely. Same principal. Has that happened to you?<BR/><BR/>Revree: The doctor is in session, and ready to cure everyone's cramps.<BR/><BR/>Shife: I suppose you're right. Probably smells a lot like asshole.<BR/><BR/>Anon: Who 'dis? Thanks for coming by though! : )Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-74906080795484283792007-10-17T23:11:00.000-07:002007-10-17T23:11:00.000-07:00Wow. Those are some profound observations.Wow. Those are some profound observations.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-83829426268695205552007-10-17T18:03:00.000-07:002007-10-17T18:03:00.000-07:00Great advice from the big brother. I can only offe...Great advice from the big brother. I can only offer this - A crowded elevator smells different to a midget.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-34640747528165392752007-10-16T21:32:00.000-07:002007-10-16T21:32:00.000-07:00Life Lesson #1Masturbation and or Sex is a cure fo...Life Lesson #1<BR/><BR/>Masturbation and or Sex is a cure for menstrual cramps.<BR/><BR/>Trust me, it works...RevReehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02149880088311864520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-60678033843579550192007-10-16T19:16:00.000-07:002007-10-16T19:16:00.000-07:00Can the words "girl" and "sisters" be replaced wit...Can the words "girl" and "sisters" be replaced with "boy" and "brothers"?Airamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06193964394693579433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-52086823119980599872007-10-16T04:02:00.000-07:002007-10-16T04:02:00.000-07:00Great post, Doc. Your big brother is a present da...Great post, Doc. Your big brother is a present day Confucius. <BR/><BR/>Lesson I've learned: never ask a man if he has a midget in his pants (even if you're joking). He won't take it as a joke. As a matter of fact, he just may cry.?https://www.blogger.com/profile/17780556851578912386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-62885455891443822007-10-15T23:34:00.000-07:002007-10-15T23:34:00.000-07:00If you're taken a poop in the great outdoors - avo...If you're taken a poop in the great outdoors - avoid the shiny three-point leaves with the red tips.Mood Indigohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16929563902268786112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-62554588045246874802007-10-15T22:14:00.000-07:002007-10-15T22:14:00.000-07:00hahahah to Steph. that is most certainly a rule wo...hahahah to Steph. that is most certainly a rule worth listening to.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-54834503032253506322007-10-15T22:13:00.000-07:002007-10-15T22:13:00.000-07:00my rule that YOU have just taught me, "Don't name ...my rule that YOU have just taught me, "Don't name your daughter Carnie"<BR/><BR/>another rule that I have had pointed out to me via a friend's email:<BR/><BR/>when you dance with your hands above your head in a nightclub you think it looks sexy but it doesn't. It truly doesn't.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-91344680218962947812007-10-15T21:21:00.000-07:002007-10-15T21:21:00.000-07:00This is like Chicken Soup for the F*cked Up Soul.This is like Chicken Soup for the F*cked Up Soul.robkroesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14731849693307953813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-22137069127331024512007-10-15T19:50:00.000-07:002007-10-15T19:50:00.000-07:00Blondie: Great advice! I need to find more girls ...Blondie: Great advice! I need to find more girls who subscribe to that philosophy. <BR/><BR/>Scary: Yeah, I need to abandon that theory.<BR/><BR/>Mighty: Yes, Carnie is that fat one who had the stomach staple. She's destined to choke on a ham sandwich like Momma Cass. There's just no avoiding it.<BR/><BR/>Corky: That would be double trouble, I believe, but I've never tried it. My mom reads this sometimes, dude. Don't get me in trouble!<BR/><BR/>Steph: Hahahha! I don't hear that question, but sometimes I hear, did you just poke at my lung with it? Sometimes I hear that.<BR/><BR/>Law: How horny are you when you take you dilly on a trip? My kind of gal!<BR/><BR/>adw: Good point. That's why you need the sober person out with you. I will say that's the one good thing about being the sober guy. It's like you have super powers of perception!!<BR/><BR/>Zen: Ouch! Yeah, I do need some advice here. Any. Frigging neighbor girls are killing me. I'm so buried in the friend zone now. There's just no way out.<BR/><BR/>Michael: You're right! Mind over matter! That's why Carnie would always say to herself, "I AM the pretty one . . ."<BR/><BR/>Caherine: Yes! Does that mean put on a jimmy hat? Didn't Bell Biv Devoe once say, "I need a body bag?"<BR/><BR/>Classy: Sound advice. That's why I didn't say no when T-Mobile invited me to the Blind Melon concert tomorrow. Thank you, Mr. Classy!Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-83036906461834336462007-10-15T15:29:00.000-07:002007-10-15T15:29:00.000-07:00My dad told me to never refuse money.My dad told me to never refuse money.classyandfancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05181324712133385848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-18599386245010834112007-10-15T13:23:00.000-07:002007-10-15T13:23:00.000-07:00Wrap it before you tap it.Wrap it before you tap it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-57792327674620529922007-10-15T11:39:00.000-07:002007-10-15T11:39:00.000-07:00Dr. Ken, I bet you could have figured 1, 2, and 4 ...Dr. Ken, I bet you could have figured 1, 2, and 4 out all by yourself. Number 3 is a reasonable equation, but you can save yourself a lot of trouble by restating it as "Always think the sister that you are dating is the prettiest one."Michael5000https://www.blogger.com/profile/10148584819327475239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-71853515032970068702007-10-15T10:27:00.000-07:002007-10-15T10:27:00.000-07:00I am still trying to figure out what job--outside ...I am still trying to figure out what job--outside of Aryan Nation Survivalist Compounds in the Pacific Northwest--that you get a "big brother" at.<BR/><BR/>And as faulted as Dr. Neil Clark Warren's methods might be, I it sounds like your batting average might be closer to the Mendoza Line if you deferred to HIS advice.Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-19565916324173853652007-10-15T09:18:00.000-07:002007-10-15T09:18:00.000-07:00Whatever you do, don't ask your "just as drunk as ...Whatever you do, don't ask your "just as drunk as you are friends" if you should take "that one over there home with you." By this point in the night, everyone's judgement is a wee bit impaired.ADWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08973020172431227067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-66735917736604406142007-10-15T07:53:00.000-07:002007-10-15T07:53:00.000-07:00If you're going to take a vibrator on a trip you m...If you're going to take a vibrator on a trip you might want to:<BR/><BR/>1) put it inside the body of your suitcase, rather than the front pocket.<BR/>2) take the batteries out so that your bag as it comes off the carousel is not not buzzing and vibrating strangely.Ms. Laaw-yuhrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02886566073183586894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-84199570930236106752007-10-15T03:51:00.000-07:002007-10-15T03:51:00.000-07:00Never, ever, ask- "is it in yet?"Never, ever, ask- "is it in yet?"Stephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09486157834509821905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-81651037833722086192007-10-15T02:47:00.000-07:002007-10-15T02:47:00.000-07:00Never smoke pot after you've been drinking all nig...Never smoke pot after you've been drinking all night. That can be pretty messy.captain corkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10782650450297504567noreply@blogger.com