tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post4807521132609284590..comments2024-02-05T00:52:58.356-08:00Comments on The Gancer: "I'm EXPRESSING with my full capabilities"Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-75205849582094993582008-12-30T08:31:00.000-08:002008-12-30T08:31:00.000-08:00Ugh... How long ago was that? I was probably 14 or...Ugh... How long ago was that? I was probably 14 or something.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07893283357658655353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-54794029924887765972008-12-29T14:53:00.000-08:002008-12-29T14:53:00.000-08:00WOW. Just found Tim's comment years later. I'm o...WOW. Just found Tim's comment years later. I'm on my way to Tim's page to tell him how unfunny he is . . .Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-3538798266712912012008-01-17T21:20:00.000-08:002008-01-17T21:20:00.000-08:00Ken: Jack rabbits ass! I love it!Ken: Jack rabbits ass! I love it!Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-16120182120455344952006-10-16T16:41:00.000-07:002006-10-16T16:41:00.000-07:00Isn't Tonya scary enough on her own with that pood...Isn't Tonya scary enough on her own with that poodle perm? And, get this, there is a fantasy section of her website, now that's frightening.<br /><br />http://www.tonyaharding.com/classyandfancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05181324712133385848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-87773616035502884812006-10-16T14:29:00.000-07:002006-10-16T14:29:00.000-07:00Darci: Glad you enjoyed your visit. I think all g...Darci: Glad you enjoyed your visit. I think all guests should wear a helmut when dropping by to Gance with me.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-80564128140945275772006-10-16T12:57:00.000-07:002006-10-16T12:57:00.000-07:00Anon: Yeah, there is one guy who I have to credit ...Anon: Yeah, there is one guy who I have to credit with a number of those phrases. I aspire to be as abnoxious as him one day . . . <br /><br />Liz: Thanks for coming by again! Glad you liked the imagery, and yes, a southern accent enhances many of these phrases.<br /><br />Hamburger Helper: "Off like a prom dress" is damn funny. If I had gone to my prom I may have gotten some lucky gal's sequins dress off. :( <br /><br />Steph: "Seen more helmuts than Hitler!" That is making its way into the rotation. How about a great Dennis Miller line for someone who has been in and out of rehab a bunch of times: "She's been in and out of Betty Ford more times than Gerald Ford." <br /><br />Classy: Thinking of the whole Nancy and Tanya incident just brought a smile to my face. I miss Sean Eckhart and Jeff Galuli. Wait, could a couple have a Halloween costume as Jeff Goule-eel-ee and, someone help me out with a Halloween themed Tanya Harding name . . .Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-42517632768736343372006-10-16T09:46:00.000-07:002006-10-16T09:46:00.000-07:00Here are some more to add to your expressions refe...Here are some more to add to your expressions reference pamphlet, although some are expressions while others are just catch phrases/questions:<br /><br />1) When some guy is dancing like crazy, or doing an interesting dance, say for instance the Little Superstar routine say, "He's gettin' down with the clown!"<br /><br />2) When someone asks you a question that there really is NO reason for you to know the answer to say, "What do I look like Encyclopedia Brittanica?" You can also replace Brittanica with Brown.<br /><br />3)This is one my Dad uses sometimes when he is told some information that he doesn't know (which is usually by my mom), "Well, just cut off my legs and call me shorty!"<br /><br />4) When someone mentions that a person is Jewish it's always appropriate to say, "Funny (s)he doesn't look Druish?" (Thank you Mel Brooks)<br /><br />5)When minor or major misfortune comes your way it is always useful to say, "WHY, God WHY?" in your best Nancy Kerrigan crow bar pain induced way. (Thank you Tonya Harding)classyandfancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05181324712133385848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-84797394351602457212006-10-16T09:31:00.000-07:002006-10-16T09:31:00.000-07:00trolling off classy and fancy and all I can say is...trolling off classy and fancy and all I can say is WOW - good fucking hysterical morning. thank you. i think i need to read the gancer more regularly. My personal favorite on your list, which I will attempt to borrow at the right time/place: #1 -16 assholes is wayyyy more interesting than a hollow leg.darci annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01289726626137418643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-15504208923078672012006-10-15T17:17:00.000-07:002006-10-15T17:17:00.000-07:00oh matt....you forgot "he's not the brightest cray...oh matt....you forgot "he's not the brightest crayon in the box..." and "i'm going to take the browns to the super-bowl..." or "she's dumb as a box of rocks..." and "i'm happier than a pig in shit..." my personal favorite is "i'm off like a prom dress..." i wish i had more for you, but i guess i've been teaching middle school for too long. but what do you expect from a band geek?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-4019058223823363682006-10-15T12:42:00.001-07:002006-10-15T12:42:00.001-07:00You forgot "I ate so much I'm going to have to shi...You forgot "I ate so much I'm going to have to shit in the bathtub." That's my favorite.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-43965990083967828712006-10-15T12:42:00.000-07:002006-10-15T12:42:00.000-07:00I feel you should give credit to the original sour...I feel you should give credit to the original source of at lease a few of these.... (such as #1, 5 and 10).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-51377889830350268572006-10-15T12:09:00.000-07:002006-10-15T12:09:00.000-07:00Shit, Cherry! That reminded me of one of my favor...Shit, Cherry! That reminded me of one of my favorites that I left out, which is very similar to your's. "I'm sweatin' like a whore on Nickel Night." You know, like she only gets 5 cents a trick, so she has to do lots of dudes . . . <br /><br />BTW, how do you always comment so fast!? Do you have something on your computer that chimes when somoene posts? For your rapid fire comment I am declaring you my BFF.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-82654991541812967412006-10-15T11:40:00.000-07:002006-10-15T11:40:00.000-07:00Bravo - all of those are awesome (and double point...Bravo - all of those are awesome (and double points because I had never heard of any of them). I know it is wrong, but #9 made me spew coffee from my nose.<br /><br />I don't really have any good ones (esp. compared to yours) but a friend from southern Ohio used to say "Hotter than a whore house on dollar day" which I thought was pretty awesome, esp. when said with a southern drawl.The [Cherry] Ridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15796913131707426142noreply@blogger.com