tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post575191637538380663..comments2024-02-05T00:52:58.356-08:00Comments on The Gancer: 6 Cheeses? Uh, Surely You Jest, You Nimrod!Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-24242303652157102492008-05-09T08:09:00.000-07:002008-05-09T08:09:00.000-07:00I like making love at midnight, and getting caught...I like making love at midnight, and getting caught in the rain - who doesn't? Best.song.ever. (In the vomit-inducing category.)<BR/><BR/>2nd best: Same Old Lang Syne, by Dan Fogelberg. Oh yes, you know it - 'Met my old lover in the grocey store...'<BR/><BR/>And nice use of the word Nimrod - always a personal fave that doesn't get much love anymore...villageidiothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05704375956350816383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-64900050884051850662008-04-30T16:29:00.000-07:002008-04-30T16:29:00.000-07:00Nut: It looks worse than it sounds.Sass: I guess y...Nut: It looks worse than it sounds.<BR/><BR/>Sass: I guess you can't go wrong with cheese, but I still think 6 is excessive.<BR/><BR/>Charm: She made GF status a while ago I know, it's kind of a big deal for me if you've been reading a while.<BR/><BR/>Donk: She's a little older than 19. As for the cheese thing, I'm lactose intolerant, so all 6 would put me in a hurt locker.<BR/><BR/>Sassy: You think Gouda would be good on 'Za? Probably . . . <BR/><BR/>Mighty: That's Dominoes. Domitoes? Okay, that was lame.<BR/><BR/>Bill: You're right, I am pretty awesome like that . . .Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-61175250769771133262008-04-26T15:42:00.000-07:002008-04-26T15:42:00.000-07:00Gancer that is so awesome that they have six chees...Gancer that is so awesome that they have six cheeses and you were so nice to push it to go dutch cause he didnt know and you stalling was the only reason he went and asked someone else. very chivalrous of you.Bill From Gainesvillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15160763250768272842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-40114491574035330392008-04-26T05:47:00.000-07:002008-04-26T05:47:00.000-07:00The last pizza I ate contained toe cheese.The last pizza I ate contained toe cheese.Mighty Dyckersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03567545779834406431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-67038474997568718842008-04-25T18:27:00.000-07:002008-04-25T18:27:00.000-07:00So some pizza place is giving you all that cheese ...So some pizza place is giving you all that cheese and you turned it down? <BR/><BR/>I love all those cheeses...and Gouda too!Sassy Blondiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03387722604118606353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-44956433107481376822008-04-25T08:28:00.000-07:002008-04-25T08:28:00.000-07:00What the hell? Are you dating a 19-year old? And h...What the hell? Are you dating a 19-year old? And how can you not like cheese? I think I just lost a little bit of respect for you, Gancer...Kritkrathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00326794443218496730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-19279380457057316362008-04-25T00:59:00.000-07:002008-04-25T00:59:00.000-07:00I love that Girlfriend Gancer was so up for the be...I love that Girlfriend Gancer was so up for the bet! And when did she make the transition from Special Lady Friend to Girlfriend? I missed it!The Charming Hedonisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15803101452167248228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-69204934394231478002008-04-23T15:12:00.000-07:002008-04-23T15:12:00.000-07:00The key to a multi-cheese pizza is small amounts o...The key to a multi-cheese pizza is small amounts of each - then it rocks. You totally can't put on as much of each as you would a just mozzarella pizza. <BR/><BR/>And I know of Fontina. I know of many cheeses, cause I Love Cheese.<BR/><BR/>And Electric company? Loved it.Sassyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01428589147687235439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-41431044400496701782008-04-23T10:39:00.000-07:002008-04-23T10:39:00.000-07:00The way you described that pizza made my stomach f...The way you described that pizza made my stomach flip over. <BR/><BR/>I've heard of this "Fontina" but I couldn't pick out in the grocery store.Lauren Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10588271881309574286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-78876632363645280432008-04-22T19:48:00.000-07:002008-04-22T19:48:00.000-07:00GSR: Rupert's name is now in the vault . . .Log: Y...GSR: Rupert's name is now in the vault . . .<BR/><BR/>Log: You know you love that song!<BR/><BR/>Rock: Murdery!! I'm using that. <BR/><BR/>Jersey: I don't like my cheese tasteless. I like my blogs tasteless.<BR/><BR/>5000: I thought you might know that one. I agree that there's no way one can appreciate all 6 of those cheeses at once. Kind of wasteful when you think about it.<BR/><BR/>Seq: That's awful!! That's like me hanging up that picture of my ball bag that I took with Cherry Ride's camera.<BR/><BR/>Jake: Ha! That would back you up for SIX weeks.<BR/><BR/>Radio: I hope your kids appreciate your fontina pizzas and shit.<BR/><BR/>Allison: Ah, Velveeta. A girl after my own heart. We had a brick in the fridge at all times when I was a kid.<BR/><BR/>Carolyn: Blue cheese on pizza would be kind of . . . Yeah, that would be good. You're right, that shit's good on anything.<BR/><BR/>Fitness: That's sound advice: Have some fruit with it. Do you need SIX pieces of fruit to offset it?<BR/><BR/>Cherry: Reminds of that Chappelle Show when Arsenio punches that guy and says, "Why didn't you tell me you had that good-ass cheese?!"<BR/><BR/>360: You're still plenty classy, partner.<BR/><BR/>Knocks: That would be sweet if you hummed it, and he just said, "Will that be all?"<BR/><BR/>Classy: Don't know. But if I had to describe The Bloodhound Gang, I'd say it's like the Modd Squad only you get your learn on.<BR/><BR/>Pistol: Or it could be a female master of fonts: "She's a real Fontina of a hussy!" That singer does enunciate that son bitch . . .<BR/><BR/>Chardsy: You can't go wrong with that shit . . .<BR/><BR/>Sabina: I never would have been able to sleep that night without calling. Had to be done.<BR/><BR/>Topolk: I'm glad a couple of you don't remember, so I don't feel uncultured.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-53611058175565405462008-04-22T19:17:00.000-07:002008-04-22T19:17:00.000-07:00Man. Electric Company. I remember catching rerun...Man. Electric Company. I remember catching reruns of that as a kid. That was good stuff there. Sure, it was lacking memorable characters like "The Count," but I'm sure I learned a thing or two still.<BR/><BR/>...and I've never heard of Fontina Cheese.TOPolkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18206619274269962268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-6262162697704981432008-04-22T17:53:00.000-07:002008-04-22T17:53:00.000-07:00Fontina is a good melting cheese, but honestly, it...Fontina is a good melting cheese, but honestly, it probably wouldn't be noticeable on the pizza. I'm with Carolyn on a good cheese combination. And I'd probably argue with my friends for a while about whether the nimrod answering the phone would know all the cheeses, but I'd never call, because I'm afraid of making phone calls.Sabinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12509681361637532022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-39188735067466302162008-04-22T15:28:00.000-07:002008-04-22T15:28:00.000-07:00"I'm not much into health food...I am in to champa..."I'm not much into health food...I am in to champagne!"<BR/><BR/>Ahhhh, from his lips to God's ears.TSTuesdayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02861996934626150643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-39798405552803870162008-04-22T14:51:00.000-07:002008-04-22T14:51:00.000-07:00Fontina sounds like a font I never use, but that m...Fontina sounds like a font I never use, but that may be because its first four letters are "font." It sounds like one lazy effing font name for that same reason.<BR/><BR/>I've never heard of the cheese, though.<BR/><BR/>Also, Escape (The Pina Colada Song) is in the top 5 hilarious songs of all time, if for naught beyond the way he accentuates every syllable in "I - AM - IN - TO - CHAM - PAGNE!"paperback readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-14074462660227019292008-04-22T14:46:00.000-07:002008-04-22T14:46:00.000-07:00Fontina makes me think of Fanta. Fanta makes me t...Fontina makes me think of Fanta. Fanta makes me think of "Wanna Fanta" and dancing in a purple cutout catsuit with hoop earrings. Tangent much?<BR/><BR/>How would you describe 3-2-1 Contact to the GG?classyandfancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05181324712133385848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-41084111445703625292008-04-22T13:29:00.000-07:002008-04-22T13:29:00.000-07:00Dude, do you remember last year, when Domino's had...Dude, do you remember last year, when Domino's had those commercials of a guy humming Monday Night Football music into the phone and Domino's people immediately understanding the order? Cause we definitely tried that... every night for about a week. No dice. Pizza-place-phone-answerers are dumber than hell.Joe Whitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04070826509389809366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-17258073289489739482008-04-22T10:50:00.000-07:002008-04-22T10:50:00.000-07:00The GF had to have known she was gonna lose that b...The GF had to have known she was gonna lose that bet from the get go right? She really expected those workers to know that. Hey I worked in a pizza joint summer after high school and I didnt know shit as to what was going on... I just stood in the kitchen and made whatever they tell me to make from the front. And what the hell is Fontina?! I'm not classy enough to know this :(M360https://www.blogger.com/profile/04198948037286960135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-69022587863111586292008-04-22T07:51:00.000-07:002008-04-22T07:51:00.000-07:00PS - I'm going to start using the phrase "But damn...PS - I'm going to start using the phrase "But damn if that wasn't some fine cheese!" in daily conversation.The [Cherry] Ridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15796913131707426142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-19318365203301440002008-04-22T07:50:00.000-07:002008-04-22T07:50:00.000-07:00Great, great post. But man, you two need some more...Great, great post. But man, you two need some more hobbies.<BR/><BR/>I've heard of fontina cheese, but couldn't tell you what the heck it tastes like.<BR/><BR/>Speaking of cheese, last Thursday I went with some friends to Bin 51 (or 47 or 22 or whatever) and had wine with a lovely sampling of six different cheeses. <BR/><BR/>I felt like a dork, but damn if that wasn't some fine cheese!The [Cherry] Ridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15796913131707426142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-29584911528961545872008-04-22T07:44:00.000-07:002008-04-22T07:44:00.000-07:00The reason for that mixture is that you have three...The reason for that mixture is that you have three "creamy" cheeses "Mozz, Prov, and Fontina, and then you have three harder cheeses "Parm, Romano, and Asiago." And the last three are NOT interchangeable. I love Asiago, and Fontina is actually really good, too.<BR/><BR/>PLUS, I have had said pizza, and I love it. It is on a thin crust, so if I eat a couple pieces, I don't feel like I've just ingested the caloric equivalent of a nuclear bomb.<BR/><BR/>And eat some fruit...it'll keep you regularnickabouttownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05518690924322213457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1581360735819157562008-04-22T07:06:00.000-07:002008-04-22T07:06:00.000-07:00as mentioned, fontina is a boring cheese. i'f you'...as mentioned, fontina is a boring cheese. i'f you're going to do a multi cheese pizza (not that you are as you wisely chose chinese) there should really be some kind of stinky blue cheese on there too.<BR/><BR/>stinky blue cheese makes the world a better place.carolyn sayshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06076587830748004699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-76921635666253863472008-04-22T06:47:00.000-07:002008-04-22T06:47:00.000-07:00ps. 6 cheese pizza is kind of like the razor blade...ps. 6 cheese pizza is kind of like the razor blade cartridges that are up to (what now)like 6 or 7 blades? And they only cost around fifty dollars for 3. Nothing like a little excess to make America the best damn country in the world! (even though it still IS!!)Allisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10073533341242698322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-59632498737735881722008-04-22T06:42:00.000-07:002008-04-22T06:42:00.000-07:00What about Velveeta? It melts so nicely. Tell me...What about Velveeta? It melts so nicely. Tell me how they could forget about Velveeta? As far as Fontina goes, it's like goat cheese. Not so bad, just a "filler". As for the Pina Colada Dude, I personally enjoy his hand movements. SO contrived. What's up with artists who feel they have to mime as they sing, such as Mariah Carey or Celine Dion. Bleccht. But still, somehow, the Pina Colada song remains an old favorite of mine. Kinda goes with the Velveeta on pizza idea.Allisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10073533341242698322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-87735777618312812082008-04-22T05:25:00.000-07:002008-04-22T05:25:00.000-07:00That Pina Colada song brings back memories from co...That Pina Colada song brings back memories from college. <BR/><BR/>Fontina is actually really good on pizza. I know this because I am all domestic and stuff. Remember that pizza picture I posted months ago on my blog that you said looked good (of course you don't remember because you actually have a life!) Anyway, that pizza had fontina cheese on it. That six cheese pizza actually sounds really good to me right now because I am starving!Radioactive Torihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01588217525296865718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-80348553642281202162008-04-21T23:53:00.000-07:002008-04-21T23:53:00.000-07:00Here's a true story about why I can name over a do...Here's a true story about why I can name over a dozen cheeses at a moment's notice: my father used to have his own office at his work, which he decorated, as you would, with pictures of his family, a cat poster I got at a Scholastic book fair, and this sweet framed Terminator movie poster ("available now on Beta and VHS!"). <BR/><BR/>He's a nice guy, so when this part time woman at his work wasn't going to get an office at all, he said she could use his as long as she didn't bug him. <BR/><BR/>Her first order of business? Taking down the Terminator poster (it "made her uncomfortable") and replacing it with a poster depicting "<A HREF="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/NIM/KE051~Cheeses-of-France-Posters.jpg" REL="nofollow">The Cheeses of France</A>." No joke.<BR/><BR/>So my point is that yes, I have heard of fontina.Brunhildahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07783804950701866714noreply@blogger.com