tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post6524870253357926979..comments2024-02-05T00:52:58.356-08:00Comments on The Gancer: Songs You Hear at the Bar That You Can't Help But Slur Your Way ThroughDr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-27983370116842943312013-08-17T19:31:19.891-07:002013-08-17T19:31:19.891-07:00Anon: Sorry to hear about all the STD symptoms. H...Anon: Sorry to hear about all the STD symptoms. Hope it doesn't burn when you pee. Ouchies! Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-310739305679203982012-06-09T03:04:41.710-07:002012-06-09T03:04:41.710-07:00Thanks admin
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Thanks for coming by, and I'll now return the favor.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-42730525470893487622007-10-05T12:02:00.000-07:002007-10-05T12:02:00.000-07:00Wow, those are all really great songs...or maybe I...Wow, those are all really great songs...or maybe I'm just slurring along in bars a lot...Hmm...food for thought.<BR/>As for the degrading rap lyrics...I find myself drawn to them as well. Why? It's an unknown. But there's this song by lil jon and the ying yang twins, "To the window....to the wall", or something similar. It is obscene. And I love it.Samantha_Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07396874424323846683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-43517664387320033602007-09-09T07:04:00.000-07:002007-09-09T07:04:00.000-07:00Legal: Jeez! How cold I forget such an obvious ch...Legal: Jeez! How cold I forget such an obvious choice? Thanks, Legal.<BR/><BR/>Shife: Thanks, buddy. G n' R and Garth Brooks should tour together.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-13787067660709998622007-09-08T13:33:00.000-07:002007-09-08T13:33:00.000-07:00I think you have some excellent selections especia...I think you have some excellent selections especially the Journey choice. A Guns 'N' Roses song usually gets the bar crowd going or Garth Brooks singing "Friends in Low Places."Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-74597010349716186132007-09-08T13:17:00.000-07:002007-09-08T13:17:00.000-07:00Last night, at the bar, right after siinging Baby ...Last night, at the bar, right after siinging Baby Got Back, I realized that you forgot another song -- and it's a good one:<BR/><BR/>Sweet Caroline.Girl in a Guy's Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16239074780858752880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-64747975607470320842007-09-08T09:42:00.001-07:002007-09-08T09:42:00.001-07:00ALL: Sorry about the slacking. I'll be sure to po...ALL: Sorry about the slacking. I'll be sure to post something today.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-83970061798814519142007-09-08T09:42:00.000-07:002007-09-08T09:42:00.000-07:00Betty: Chrissy Hyde was in The Pretenders, not the...Betty: Chrissy Hyde was in The Pretenders, not the Dyvynls, but I can see how you could mix them up, since they both look really, really bored when they sing. <BR/><BR/>I don't know that Angels song. I'll have to look that son' bitch up.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for coming by and giving me a great, big boob hug!<BR/><BR/>Reck: I was at the dentist once, and Devil Went Down to Georgia came on. I remember thinking, "God, I hate this song," but little did I know that it was an ENTIRE CHARLIE DANIELS RECORD. That's just really cruel to make me a captive audience to that level of crap music while two strangers are prodding away in my mouth.<BR/><BR/>Kadonk: Thanks much! <BR/><BR/>Legal: I try.<BR/><BR/>Frogster: That vocal melody to the versus of that song is exactly the same as Uncle Salty by Aerosmith. Now, I would say that it could be a coincidence, since that happens from time to time, but it was produced by her husband, Def Leppard producer Mutt Lange. If he produced Leppard records he had to have heard Uncle Salty at some point. <BR/><BR/>Okay, that was WAY too much info for a first time commenter. Thanks for coming by Froggy!!Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-29983931049295094852007-09-07T11:34:00.000-07:002007-09-07T11:34:00.000-07:00Or how about Shania Twain's "Man, I Feel Like a Wo...Or how about Shania Twain's "Man, I Feel Like a Woman!" Whenever I hear that I just can't help but wiggle around and howl along. You know? Or... or is that just me?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-27513668357235715882007-09-07T07:59:00.000-07:002007-09-07T07:59:00.000-07:00Doc,Excellent choices! TLEDoc,<BR/><BR/>Excellent choices! <BR/><BR/>TLEGirl in a Guy's Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16239074780858752880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-29754574231166284162007-09-06T17:51:00.000-07:002007-09-06T17:51:00.000-07:00You hit the nail on the head! Great list!You hit the nail on the head! Great list!Kritkrathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00326794443218496730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-80113825795009183012007-09-06T11:54:00.000-07:002007-09-06T11:54:00.000-07:00I feel like the comments are confusing karaoke son...I feel like the comments are confusing karaoke songs with bar sing-a-long songs although truth be told, they are kind of one and the same. <BR/><BR/>I've noticed in the US that the Devil Went Down to Georgia gets em going every time. Drunks can't sing it but they always get the line "I told you once, you sonovabitch, I'm the best that's ever been"<BR/><BR/>In London it's all about the Robbie & the Queen: Angels and Don't Stop Me Now.ReckenRollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13031775418821348300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-87192695484805488102007-09-05T21:02:00.000-07:002007-09-05T21:02:00.000-07:00oh EVe, - I touch myself is from legend rock chick...oh EVe, - I touch myself is from legend rock chick Chrissy Hynde from The Divinyls.<BR/><BR/>In australia, when the Angels song: Am I ever gonna see your face again?<BR/>comes on, in a pub, the whole crowd will scream out the chorus. It's a lot of funAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-11948621744567601592007-09-05T20:58:00.000-07:002007-09-05T20:58:00.000-07:00I chuckled through all of this. I love the line fr...I chuckled through all of this. I love the line from the gunners song -It's so easy. Cheeky!<BR/><BR/>Great post. Good memoriesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-87472254312994317432007-09-05T18:01:00.000-07:002007-09-05T18:01:00.000-07:00Eve: I will have to judge the Care Bear thing. I ...Eve: I will have to judge the Care Bear thing. I will, in turn, lift the colored paw of the winner high, high into the air.<BR/><BR/>Cherry: A) Good call. I heard Dexy's Midnight Runners were named after dexy-something, which is the same pill The Rolling Stones were singing about in Mother's Little Helper. Where does all this crap-knowledge come from?!?!<BR/>B) I'm not sure how the flaming vagina thing came this far . . . <BR/><BR/>Law: Yeah, I suppose more historic buildings were leveled that weren't a crap, chain bar. Unfortunate. Hey, thanks for coming by the site!<BR/><BR/>Bottle: What a fantastic idea! I like them dark and crispy, the marshmallows that is. Why is it spelled "mAllows" with an "a?" Weird.<BR/><BR/>Mister: Yes, I believe that the guy who "never had time for a wife" wasn't just "talking" with Davy, if you know what I mean. Piano man, cue the 'don't ask don't tell music . . ' Thanks for coming by the site, Miser.<BR/><BR/>Legal: Are you serious??!! Good choices, right?<BR/><BR/>Casey: That song is one the best songs ever written, and while I'll agree Top Gun did bastardize it like a, well, bastard, I still love that movie and that scene.<BR/><BR/>Classy: Two of my roomies were at that show! I wish I knew you were going. Shakin always give the crowd their Eddie Money's worf'.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-71167164046625472332007-09-05T13:31:00.000-07:002007-09-05T13:31:00.000-07:00I saw Snoop on Sunday and not only did he play "Ai...I saw Snoop on Sunday and not only did he play "Ain't No Fun" he covered "Jump Around". All the white people in the crowd (read: everyone) really appreciated the time to relive their frat boy days. <BR/><BR/>I'm with Cherry with "Come on Eileen" and because I am currently obsessed/appalled with Bret Michaels I vote for "Every Rose has its Thorn". Oh yeah, and "Shakin'" by Eddie Money.classyandfancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05181324712133385848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-84173448495626252402007-09-05T12:48:00.000-07:002007-09-05T12:48:00.000-07:00I did some training at Naval Air Station Pennsacol...I did some training at Naval Air Station Pennsacola. If you happen to be anywhere around that place and happen to mutter, "You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips...", the entire cadre of whatever entry level military personnel available will explode with the rest of that damn song. Fuck Topgun.Caseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12846743264752031025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-74542666113560804322007-09-04T21:24:00.000-07:002007-09-04T21:24:00.000-07:00My friends and I went to a piano bar for dueling p...My friends and I went to a piano bar for dueling pianos last Saturday night and they played ALL of these songs. I love them!Girl in a Guy's Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16239074780858752880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-40357265700379832312007-09-04T15:18:00.000-07:002007-09-04T15:18:00.000-07:00". . . and he's talking with Davy, who's still in ...". . . and he's talking with Davy, who's still in the navy, and probably will be for life."<BR/><BR/>They're obviously gay. His voice is rife with irony as he sings the 'never had time for a wife' line.<BR/><BR/>Since that line is sung low, the next one has lots of contrast.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-27527777358221612872007-09-04T07:47:00.000-07:002007-09-04T07:47:00.000-07:00Diesel: Let's set her vagina aflame either way. It...<I>Diesel: Let's set her vagina aflame either way. It's on. You're all invited!</I><BR/><BR/>What is this, a team sport? <I>I</I> will be doing the vagina burning. Doc and Diesel, you bring the marshmallows.?https://www.blogger.com/profile/17780556851578912386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-88477022578908561112007-09-03T21:01:00.000-07:002007-09-03T21:01:00.000-07:00I do hate Jimmy for bringing his horrible horrible...I do hate Jimmy for bringing his horrible horrible Margaritaville restaurants into the world. When I moved back to New Orleans post Katrina I was sad to see that one of the things left untouched was fucking Margaritaville. There's a special place of hate for him in my heart.Ms. Laaw-yuhrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02886566073183586894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-37705214981097048322007-09-03T16:25:00.000-07:002007-09-03T16:25:00.000-07:00Don't forget "Come On Eileen" dude. And how will ...Don't forget "Come On Eileen" dude. <BR/><BR/>And how will you be "setting a vagina aflame"? Scared.The [Cherry] Ridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15796913131707426142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-11149144234946962872007-09-03T11:10:00.000-07:002007-09-03T11:10:00.000-07:00GSR - I had to google what exactly a care bear sta...GSR - I had to google what exactly a care bear stare is. It all came back to me. Aw.Evehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03438920506463041744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-46745789047423669042007-09-03T09:40:00.000-07:002007-09-03T09:40:00.000-07:00Jenny: I hate Jon Bon too, but I'm a sucker for an...Jenny: I hate Jon Bon too, but I'm a sucker for any song I slow danced to in the 6th grade.<BR/><BR/>Grad: You got TREATED!!! I'm ready for the stare down! Is that kind of like the "walk off" in Zoolander?<BR/><BR/>Steph: Girls do love to rock that one. Gloria Gaynor had a solid afro too.<BR/><BR/>Airam: Chumbawumba????????? Y not.<BR/><BR/>Non-Blonde: I get so embarrassed when I see people sing those Grease songs, even when I don't know the people. I love that Proclaimers song though!<BR/><BR/>Scary: My Sweet Lord would bore people to tears on karaoke night, but it might be cool if you went right into the song he got accused of: He's So Fine. Plus, a slimy, male monster singing about a dude is automatically funny.<BR/><BR/>Diesal: Let's set her vagina aflame either way. It's on. You're all invited!Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.com