tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post7545541722785492242..comments2024-02-05T00:52:58.356-08:00Comments on The Gancer: Consider Me FocusedDr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-3959451874491348682007-05-06T20:32:00.000-07:002007-05-06T20:32:00.000-07:00Redcap: I just got some imported rum. It was on c...Redcap: I just got some imported rum. It was on clearance for $5.99. It makes a glass of coke taste like rubbing alcohol, so it must be good.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-90790598240443956282007-05-06T02:04:00.000-07:002007-05-06T02:04:00.000-07:00Meh, can't see the point in light beer. All beer t...Meh, can't see the point in light beer. All beer tastes like arse and light just means it takes longer to get trashed. The only reason I can see for drinking light is if you have to drive and want to match everyone else beer for beer.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and if you're in the fetal position, you're going to be needing a damned sight more than beer to get you out of it. Just go straight for the spirits, Sunny Jim. I recommend Jamaican run.redcaphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01916750858980883634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-27543694146204048892007-05-03T14:47:00.000-07:002007-05-03T14:47:00.000-07:00Step: Yeah, booze really got the conversation flow...Step: Yeah, booze really got the conversation flowing, so to speak.<BR/><BR/>Classy: You ARE that good. Big ups for knowing that. Now get your hair like her's!Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-85259341602284512892007-05-02T13:38:00.001-07:002007-05-02T13:38:00.001-07:00And I loved Patti's hat hairdo in the videoAnd I loved Patti's hat hairdo in the videoclassyandfancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05181324712133385848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-17873956908650617652007-05-02T13:38:00.000-07:002007-05-02T13:38:00.000-07:00I didn't look it up. I am just that good.I didn't look it up. I am just that good.classyandfancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05181324712133385848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-13284802157217653082007-05-02T13:00:00.000-07:002007-05-02T13:00:00.000-07:00Hello, my name is Warped and I'm an alcoholic.Man,...Hello, my name is Warped and I'm an alcoholic.<BR/><BR/>Man, someone starts a thread on alcohol and everyone chimes in. Lushes unite!<BR/><BR/>I would love to be somewhere drinking a Carlsburg Special Brew and giggling inside because nobody here would know that I was drinking the official Tramp Beer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-12610533754634790092007-05-01T22:09:00.000-07:002007-05-01T22:09:00.000-07:00Julie: That is, indeed, a skill. Big ups!Shife: T...Julie: That is, indeed, a skill. Big ups!<BR/><BR/>Shife: Truth be told, I did get the name from Paul Rudd's nut. <BR/><BR/>Cherry: Hahahahahhahaha!<BR/><BR/>Jess: No weed for The Gancer, I swear, but I did finally post, with or without your flattering harassing.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-54828074174426985462007-05-01T13:37:00.000-07:002007-05-01T13:37:00.000-07:00This is the gayest post you've ever done.This is the gayest post you've ever done.The [Cherry] Ridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15796913131707426142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-81289480376323715122007-05-01T11:23:00.000-07:002007-05-01T11:23:00.000-07:00Question: Did you get your name from the movie Anc...Question: Did you get your name from the movie Anchorman? I was just looking at some movie quotes and I saw the line from Paul Rudd's character, Brian Fantana, about what he calls his testes.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-72614833074284675192007-04-30T11:38:00.000-07:002007-04-30T11:38:00.000-07:00I can guess a persons age (within about 3 years )a...I can guess a persons age (within about 3 years )and social class by what they drink. Its a talent I've developed by working in 'the industry'<BR/><BR/>Just wait for the HL ads... they are much better.JulieGonghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08509958361493088038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-31291563284035290002007-04-29T21:45:00.000-07:002007-04-29T21:45:00.000-07:00Grad:I agree! If someone doesn't want to talk to ...Grad:I agree! If someone doesn't want to talk to me because I'm drinking a High Life, than I don't want to talk to them. It's a good screening process.<BR/><BR/>Mystery: I drank a shit load of cosmo's when I was in NY, and nobody told me it was a girly drink. This was before they drank them on Sex and the City. <BR/><BR/>Shife: Wine coolers are pretty fruity, but I must say I fancy ciders. Are those swishy too?<BR/><BR/>Steph: It's SUPPOSED to taste like piss. That's the beauty of it.<BR/><BR/>Classy: I heard if you drop a jolly rancher in a zima it's a little slice of heaven. Patty LaBelle! Did you look that up? Darn you!Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-36428560170451606062007-04-28T00:39:00.000-07:002007-04-28T00:39:00.000-07:00New Attitude is Patti LaBelle.New Attitude is Patti LaBelle.classyandfancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05181324712133385848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-70968722263338310932007-04-28T00:37:00.000-07:002007-04-28T00:37:00.000-07:00I will only consider a man that drinks Zima.I will only consider a man that drinks Zima.classyandfancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05181324712133385848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-43985024465533292632007-04-27T21:31:00.000-07:002007-04-27T21:31:00.000-07:00Beer, shmeer. It all tastes like piss I reckon.......Beer, shmeer. It all tastes like piss I reckon.......not that i know what piss tastes like,but I IMAGINE it would taste similar to beer.Stephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09486157834509821905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-63019334734636042002007-04-27T15:18:00.000-07:002007-04-27T15:18:00.000-07:00Well if I see a dude drinking a wine cooler then y...Well if I see a dude drinking a wine cooler then you know what I am thinking. That's right he is fabulous and he can give me tips on how to dress or at least design my living room.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-55937346541064784702007-04-27T12:09:00.000-07:002007-04-27T12:09:00.000-07:00If I see a guy drinking a PBR or Miller High Life,...If I see a guy drinking a PBR or Miller High Life, I think "hipster," unless he's clearly out for a bargain. I often order PBR, or Miller Lite, because I'm just that cheap. <BR/><BR/>If I see a guy drinking a pink drink, I will probably make fun of him, though I know that's totally unfair. Oh, why must pink be so delicious? If I know the guy, it's one thing, but I might tease a random guy if he approached me while holding a Cosmo or some other pretty 'tini. On the other hand, I would rather hang out with a dude who rocks his pink drink than one who orders a really expensive bourbon just to look the part. It's all about owning your choices.<BR/><BR/>Who knew I had so many preconceived notions about booze?mysterygirl!https://www.blogger.com/profile/01708758561975520042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-7044367118485872042007-04-27T07:13:00.000-07:002007-04-27T07:13:00.000-07:00Of all the parties for me to be late...I had to be...Of all the parties for me to be late...I had to be late to the one about beer.<BR/><BR/>I am glad that you have so many PBR fans. I use PBR and Hi-Life as a shield to protect me from people I probalby woudn't like. For example, if someone didn't want to sit near because I had a PRB that is probably best for both of us. That said, I will not order a PBR from a bar that is "posing" as a dive, and then trys to sell PBR for 4.50. Even in D.C. it should never be more than two bucks.Grad School Rejecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02597149768398715417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-75840050836616611542007-04-26T21:51:00.000-07:002007-04-26T21:51:00.000-07:00Chud: Damn! That was a bad-ass assessment. Jess: ...Chud: Damn! That was a bad-ass assessment. <BR/><BR/>Jess: One Vodka tonic in a pint glass coming up!<BR/><BR/>WMY: It sounds as if you've gained some valuable people watching experience.<BR/><BR/>Reck: Bud Light to sober up?! Hot, damn tamale! That's some serious drinking.<BR/><BR/>Chuck: I've never heard of Blue Velvet. Sounds like a damn, sexy beer.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-66654314161513771102007-04-26T18:47:00.000-07:002007-04-26T18:47:00.000-07:00I third the NW beer comments. It's all about micro...I third the NW beer comments. It's all about microbrews or ironically drinking a Miller or PBR here, although it is interesting to see the progression.<BR/><BR/>It's gone from Miller to everyone drinking micros to hipsters drinking PBR to be different (and Blue Velvet) to younger hipsters drinking Miller to show they could give a shit. Kinda lame...chuckdaddy2000https://www.blogger.com/profile/13669075161175440366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-54730928798041685072007-04-26T08:47:00.000-07:002007-04-26T08:47:00.000-07:00As a PNW American, I find all microbrews acceptabl...As a PNW American, I find all microbrews acceptable and figure it's what every man, woman & child should drink if the option is provided (which it's not in UK/Europe). Belgian beer is good. German beer is better.<BR/><BR/>In the USA, if you are drinking PBR, Coors, or any type of mass produced beer (light or otherwise)I will first assume you are doing it for irony or it's on special or the good stuff isn't available or its a hot day and a heavy microbrew isn't going to cut it. I give everyone the benefit of the doubt. <BR/><BR/>That said, the expat has come to learn that men drink different things all over the world (including Rose in Europe) and American light beer is a waste of everyone's time. It's just there's a lot of better things to drink out there so why waste my time and money on glorified water and running to take a pee all night? (In Alaska we used to drink Bud Light to "sober up", I kid you not).<BR/><BR/>Having said all THAT, I am with Not Carrie, it's kinda sexy when a guy appreciates a nice whiskey/bourbon (not that I can drink it myself).ReckenRollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13031775418821348300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-43653029786336508022007-04-26T04:57:00.000-07:002007-04-26T04:57:00.000-07:00Oh lord...I have bartended for an embarrassingly l...Oh lord...I have bartended for an embarrassingly long time, sooooooo<BR/><BR/>I agree with you...a lot of guys will drink whatever is on special.<BR/><BR/>Women coming in after work just wanna power drink a couple...you know, so they can be just buzzed enough to deal with the family without killing them.<BR/><BR/>Then you have the pricky Iambetterandricherthaneveryone guys, they come in and order the top shelf shit...on the rocks. And they order it loudly enough and with a "don't insult my godliness by offering me well liquor" look so that everyone hears them<BR/><BR/>And then...then you get the sluts...the ones who come in and order a draft beer...while they are sizing up the patrons...sipping said draft, they quickly skip over the guys who are drinking whatever is on special and move right onto Mr. Pricky...sliding over seductively...he offers to buy her next drink, and she orders the THE MOST EXPENSIVE SHIT IN THE HOUSE!<BR/><BR/>and he is just stupid enough to buy it for her too!!<BR/>hahahahahahahahahaha<BR/><BR/>It never stops amazing me!wmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13134588850017094604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-49333025027050555342007-04-25T20:09:00.000-07:002007-04-25T20:09:00.000-07:00I love PBR. Case closed it is cool.Pretty much al...I love PBR. Case closed it is cool.<BR/><BR/>Pretty much all I drink out is Vodka tonics. In a pint glass please.<BR/><BR/>But yes Coors Light is for total losers. Except for you. Your roommate can't pull it off though. He should go brush his tooth.Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06519451746296418249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-69947257689265190702007-04-25T13:04:00.000-07:002007-04-25T13:04:00.000-07:00ok, if a woman orders a cranberry and vodka, she's...ok, if a woman orders a cranberry and vodka, she's not too high maintenance, but also can't make up her own mind. <BR/><BR/>if she orders a tequila sunrise, she's mostly out for attention. <BR/><BR/>if she orders something super specialty, like say, a vodka tonic with a side glass of 5 lemon wedges... high maintenance bitch. <BR/><BR/>most women stick to rum and vodka drinks because, well, i feel most women don't have a very good alcohol palate. some women do enjoy jack and cokes, mainly because jack daniels has a bit of a sweeter taste to it, and when mixed with coke lends itself to the girly palate. <BR/><BR/>now, if a man orders a vodka cranberry, he's probably going to hit on you. not me, cuz i'm fat and he's prolly not a chubby chaser. <BR/><BR/>if i see a guy order an oberon, i think he's too trendy for his own good. IF he gets an oberon AND it has the orange slice in it, he clearly doesn't know how to look manly, is missing a father figure, and probably pees sitting down. <BR/><BR/>if a guy orders miller high life, he clearly hates his life. if he swears that high life is his favorite beer, then you could probably feed him rancid meat and he would like it. and thank you for it. <BR/><BR/>if you're a dude, you can pretty much get away with drinking anything canadian, bud light and miller lite (sissy) and any dark, red, or amber beer. drink an IPA if you're trying to be snobby but don't know what good beer tastes like. and only partake in seasonal brews at a microbrew, or in the comfort of your own home. <BR/><BR/>that being said, kadonkadonk had it right... PBR me ASAP, single greatest slogan/commercial run ever. great taste/less filling was annoying. but you can ALWAYS say, "pbr me, asap!" and get a laugh.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-15576242064926886022007-04-25T12:31:00.000-07:002007-04-25T12:31:00.000-07:00FD: I realized that after I clicked on your pic. ...FD: I realized that after I clicked on your pic. He's got a new attitude! Was that a Pointer Sister's song? Anyone?<BR/><BR/>Kadonk: Drunk assholes are no good, regardless which libation they prefer. A valid point.<BR/><BR/>K.I.D.: Shit! I think I'm going to Dinosaur Jr. that night. Maybe before or afterwards. Before could work, and then I'll have my cabby take me to The Abbey and back, becuase it's IMPOSSIBLE to get a cab out there.<BR/><BR/>CB: Allergic to beer?!?! My heart goes out to you . . . What do you do at a ball game? God damn! At Wrigley Field the beer smells like roses on a fresh, Summer day. I wouldn't be able to resist. I'd pound down ten and break out in hives.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-4440788490155923002007-04-25T09:58:00.000-07:002007-04-25T09:58:00.000-07:00In the NW a microbrew is always the way to go. If ...In the NW a microbrew is always the way to go. If you order a PBR or Miller High Life you look like you are either a cheap bastard or a hipster trying to hard. I actually dig a guy who drinks whiskey or burbon straight up-way hot. Have to agree with the beer-kissing comment--reminds me too much of college and making out in fraternities (not necessarily a bad thing). On the flip side I feel like I get judged b/c I'm allergic to beer (which makes me really, really sad) so I drink vodka martinis and always get the "you're so high maintanence" look from guys. What's up with that?I'm Not Carrie Bradshawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14152957957050737715noreply@blogger.com