tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post8038222569370563460..comments2024-02-05T00:52:58.356-08:00Comments on The Gancer: The Lost Island of Misfit Blog TopicsDr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-7402782193100715422008-04-23T21:18:00.000-07:002008-04-23T21:18:00.000-07:00360: You're free to use any of them, cause you're ...360: You're free to use any of them, cause you're my homey!<BR/><BR/>24: It may happen. Maybe you just haven't met the right girl . . . <BR/><BR/>Polk: I leave it to you to rip into the mommy blog. Someone has to do it, but I'd think of my sister. Do it, and let me know, cause I'll laugh my ass off.<BR/><BR/>Williams: Hmmmmm. So if some gal REALLY wanted to get pregnant, she could go to Motel 6, throw on some Specravision, and insert the remote? Good to know . . . <BR/><BR/>Classy: Jolly Juice is more alliterative . .. <BR/><BR/>Shife: Blog Bullies! Hahhahahah. I'm ready. We'll give some blog nerds virtual swirlies.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-61643664213793270712008-04-17T15:53:00.000-07:002008-04-17T15:53:00.000-07:00I like your last idea. We can start a blog bully c...I like your last idea. We can start a blog bully club and just totally take over someone's retarded blog with completely ridiculous statements and facts. Sign me up. I think the folks behind Funny or Die did something similar. They took over the "Stakeout 2" message board on IMDB so let's do it soon before all the really cool kids are doing it.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-41005459079915125152008-04-17T11:17:00.000-07:002008-04-17T11:17:00.000-07:00Believe you me there is nothing jolly about obliga...Believe you me there is nothing jolly about obligatory joy juice.classyandfancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05181324712133385848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-24926386142179547442008-04-16T21:07:00.000-07:002008-04-16T21:07:00.000-07:00Speaking of sperm donation.I read somewhere ( The ...Speaking of sperm donation.I read somewhere ( The Watchtower?) that the filthiest most wretched vile piece of filth you can find in a hotel/motel is the remote control. So now think when you rent a room, some guy just spilled his seed while watching pay per view porn and then reached over for the remote...Show me one photo of a motel maid cleaning a remote...We have more of Osama than actual footage of a person sanitizing the remote control for TV in any star "tels" ...Nothing on youtube, nothing, your hands have been at one time or another prone to pregnancy if in fact a male could become pregnant through hand contact with dead sperm on a hotel remote.josh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-13574732360151814762008-04-16T20:34:00.000-07:002008-04-16T20:34:00.000-07:00You know, I can handle wedding themed blogs. They...You know, I can handle wedding themed blogs. They may be silly, but they have a point and they have a definite beginning, middle, and more times than not, an end (after the wedding the updating usually stops). I can live with those.<BR/><BR/>But Dr. Noisewater, if at any time you feel the need to rip on a "mommy blog," please feel free to do so. Actually, before you do, let me know. As 90% of them blow harder than a Cambodian hooker attached to a leaf blower I'm sure I could find a few things to add to the tirade.TOPolkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18206619274269962268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-21544732039739476752008-04-16T09:34:00.000-07:002008-04-16T09:34:00.000-07:00good sir your standards are a lot higher than mine...good sir your standards are a lot higher than mine. all of these would have made great blog posts on my blog if i'd thought of them. you're such a classy guy... hope to be like you when i grow upM360https://www.blogger.com/profile/04198948037286960135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-76424675515545607102008-04-15T20:02:00.000-07:002008-04-15T20:02:00.000-07:00Pistol: Your kid sounds AWESOME! I would think yo...Pistol: Your kid sounds AWESOME! I would think you'd be proud of a kid like that.<BR/><BR/>Charm: It would be sweet, because everyone would take sides and comment. I'm so doing that next time I get divorced.<BR/><BR/>Jov: That's true. People just want to get trashed. They should only do a blog if the bar package changes.<BR/><BR/>Reck: The check's in the mail!<BR/><BR/>Radio: It is your comment that made me go back and change the wording, so people know I was making a promise to a woman who's not planning on having kids any time soon. Thanks!<BR/><BR/>Jake: Yes. Sneaky, right?<BR/><BR/>Chardsy:<BR/>1. Not actually doing it. Well, I would if she wanted, but she's nowhere near it. Don't even know if she's in a committed relationship.<BR/>2. You don't have those in LA? I guess we're just big ol' drunks in Chicago.<BR/>3. I'll have to ask if he's ripping ass. I got an update via text today: Chinese Cashew Chicken<BR/>4. As long as it's light hearted, like you say, it is a damn blast.<BR/>5. Gross, right?<BR/><BR/>Donk: I couldn't find it if I wanted to. Actually, I suppose someone could do a google search: wedding + napa valley + dog + asshats<BR/><BR/>Zen: Always in depth comments, and that's why you're my homeboy. It sounds like you speak as a man with experience whacking it into Smurfette puppets. That's sick! How was is . . .Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-45266637340949256392008-04-15T16:25:00.000-07:002008-04-15T16:25:00.000-07:00I would suspect that you are a better sperm donor ...I would suspect that you are a better sperm donor candidate than, say, <I>David Crosby</I>...<BR/><BR/>I mean, who <I>isn't?</I><BR/><BR/>Okay, maybe Forrest Gump, but other than that...<BR/><BR/>There was this Manswers episode on Spike TV where they had a special on that.<BR/><BR/>They interviewed a guy who did it all year to go see some college bowl game.<BR/><BR/>I guess you are talkin' "found money" there...and most of us waste it.<BR/><BR/>Well, worse than "waste"--it has ruined a silk stocking or two, I am sure. Well--if you spooge on one silk stocking, I would guess there goes the pair.<BR/><BR/>And you can't exactly give a <A HREF="http://cgi.ebay.com/JULY-SMURFETTE-MILLENNIUM-SMURFS-SOFT-TOY-PUPPET-99p_W0QQitemZ330217531892QQihZ014QQcategoryZ19243QQ_trksidZp1638.m118.l1247QQcmdZViewItem" REL="nofollow">Smurfette Sock Puppet</A> to your favorite niece after you have violated it.<BR/><BR/>So it is good to get the revenue flowing the other way for a change, I am sure.<BR/><BR/>Or were you talking about donating to the lezbombs for free?<BR/><BR/>Well--that is a good way to procreate and never wear the steel bracelets for getting behind in child support now that you mention it.Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-89474270082779241462008-04-15T08:29:00.000-07:002008-04-15T08:29:00.000-07:00It's mean to tease us and then pretend to have eno...It's mean to tease us and then pretend to have enough morals not to post the name of the damn blog.Kritkrathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00326794443218496730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-11344389913263623142008-04-14T16:26:00.000-07:002008-04-14T16:26:00.000-07:001. When was this and are you actually going to do ...1. When was this and are you actually going to do it? <BR/><BR/>2. I have never heard of this before. What marketing genius thought of this idea? <BR/><BR/>3. The captian must be gassy. <BR/><BR/>4. Picking on kids in a light hearted way is a ton of fun. I make fun of my soccer kids all the time. <BR/><BR/>5. Green Apple Quickes almost beats Bust a Grumpy.TSTuesdayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02861996934626150643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-47972763530312078472008-04-14T09:40:00.000-07:002008-04-14T09:40:00.000-07:00Dr.k,Brilliant! A post about sick and demented ide...Dr.k,<BR/>Brilliant! A post about sick and demented ideas you didn't<BR/>post becomes a post of sick and demented ideas.Jake Titushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16126069535890252632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-87564536356351179042008-04-14T08:34:00.000-07:002008-04-14T08:34:00.000-07:00I think it is sweet that you are going to be a don...I think it is sweet that you are going to be a donor for your friend.<BR/><BR/>I love the potion thing. Wait? Are you not supposed to do that to your own kids? I have 4 kids and my husband and I have done that kind of thing to all of them. Eventually we do tell them we are kidding, but not right away.Radioactive Torihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01588217525296865718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-69957598503076533572008-04-14T00:06:00.000-07:002008-04-14T00:06:00.000-07:00Was in a very public place yesterday, discussing m...Was in a very public place yesterday, discussing my latest break up when my friend said (louder than preferred) "That's when you grab the turkey baster and your gay best friend"<BR/><BR/>Yeah. <BR/><BR/>But good to know that should I hit my 'scary age' and be childless that I can always hit you up for 1/2 of my future child's DNA. <BR/><BR/>Do you ship FedEx?ReckenRollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13031775418821348300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-9199471611360674282008-04-13T23:43:00.000-07:002008-04-13T23:43:00.000-07:00kids are great fun when you can give them away whe...kids are great fun when you can give them away when they smell bad or start giving you attitude. oh and when you can threaten them with 'i'm going to tell your mom!'<BR/>for some reason kids seem to react way more to the threat that their mom might find out about something than they do to being directly scolded by their mom.<BR/><BR/>and i feel bad for the friends of the wedding blog people as they must feel obligated to keep themselves updated for fear of insulting the bride [and groom?] when really nothing is less interesting than wedding plans. people just want to show up, watch some vows, and get trashed!JerseySjovhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02077423345198367271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-70346736247924966732008-04-13T19:16:00.000-07:002008-04-13T19:16:00.000-07:00How awesome would the divorce blog be?! It would ...How awesome would the divorce blog be?! It would be he-said, she-said for everyone's entertainment. I like the way you think doc!The Charming Hedonisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15803101452167248228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-86374431810056836062008-04-13T18:20:00.000-07:002008-04-13T18:20:00.000-07:00While I love me, and feel like the world could use...While I love me, and feel like the world could use more small versions of me in it, I fear the kid showing up at 16 after a fight with its moms, and needing a place to crash while the law is hot on its tail. And that would interrupt my pastime of hating children.paperback readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-31505747549180365032008-04-13T12:11:00.000-07:002008-04-13T12:11:00.000-07:00Seq: Lame, right? How self-important of these peo...Seq: Lame, right? How self-important of these people. Ugh!<BR/><BR/>Cherry: <BR/>1) Why not?<BR/>2) Great idea! Let's make that happen.<BR/>3) Even I'm not that mean.<BR/>4) Don't worry about it. I spent a night in Relationship Abu Ghraib last night (I'm using that, so nobody go stealing it).<BR/><BR/>Log: The sperm is on the table. Literally. Also, Captain Kirk was kind of a pimp in his day, you have to admit.<BR/><BR/>Karla: Your blog is good, dude. I must confess that I felt honored to see you've commented. We've both been blogging for years, being awesome, but rarely sharing awesomeness with one another. Next sample grocery shot is on me.<BR/><BR/>Chud: That sounds about right. It's good fun f'ing with kids. Also, maybe the people he was calling comi's really were. May have just been calling 'um like he say 'um.<BR/><BR/>Mighty: That would solve everything. Well played!!Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-59712865445838642402008-04-13T05:39:00.000-07:002008-04-13T05:39:00.000-07:00I think you and your friend should "whack it" in B...I think you and your friend should "whack it" in Bill Shatner's turkey chili. Then take a photo of yourselves in the act and send it to the Napa numbnuts.Mighty Dyckersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03567545779834406431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-14707158640624000342008-04-13T03:15:00.000-07:002008-04-13T03:15:00.000-07:00cousin in law. not is.cousin in law. not is.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-81829498845750791562008-04-13T03:13:00.000-07:002008-04-13T03:13:00.000-07:00my cousin is law and i have been told we're not al...my cousin is law and i have been told we're not allowed to be around children together. we had a 3 year old walking around calling everybody "filthy commies". but we had fun. and now he has a newborn daughter. so we have years to torment that poor thing.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-89842117625687196732008-04-12T21:06:00.000-07:002008-04-12T21:06:00.000-07:00I hope you don't follow through with the "make fun...I hope you don't follow through with the "make fun of a stupid blog" idea, because it'll just make me cry when I realize mine is the second blog you start mocking, right behind the Napa Valley asshats. I won't be sad that you're mocking me, but I'll be sad that I was second to the Napa folks. I'll probably get so depressed that I go to the liquor store and lurk around all day bumming free shots off the sample shot chick.karlahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02179619912129198718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-21799823586178693982008-04-12T18:54:00.000-07:002008-04-12T18:54:00.000-07:00ok try two...i offered to be a surrogate in order ...ok try two...<BR/><BR/>i offered to be a surrogate in order to get short term disability from work. but now that i know your sperm is on the table, can i be free to offer it to others? <BR/><BR/>also, the visuals i received from that third blurb will give me nightmares for a couple nights. but yes, i guess that would make him work up an appetite.the teeny city yogini.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03651147960150097033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-55557202652665756682008-04-12T18:45:00.000-07:002008-04-12T18:45:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.the teeny city yogini.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03651147960150097033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-53691119675553991142008-04-12T17:50:00.000-07:002008-04-12T17:50:00.000-07:00Couple things:1) “joy juice”?2) I like your idea o...Couple things:<BR/>1) “joy juice”?<BR/>2) I like your idea of having a bar in the grocery store. A beer while you shop would definitely make for a more pleasing experience. Then, the grocery store could be even more of a pickup joint than it already is.<BR/>3) C’mon, tell us all the name of the blog so we can leave comments. Seriously.<BR/>4) Finally, it is Saturday night at 8pm and I am reading blogs. I'm going to kill myself now.The [Cherry] Ridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15796913131707426142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-72444379907883499172008-04-12T14:04:00.000-07:002008-04-12T14:04:00.000-07:00One of my friends has a wedding blog. It's stupid....One of my friends has a wedding blog. It's stupid. I convinced her to add a wedding dress poll on it, and even that's boring. Because she's dead-set on making all of us look ugly, I guess. Their blog is literally named justinandjulie.blogspot.com (except with their names). Make me gag a little more, please.Brunhildahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07783804950701866714noreply@blogger.com