tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post8374280769362922755..comments2024-02-05T00:52:58.356-08:00Comments on The Gancer: What Is The Top One Grossest Things To Eat At a China Buffet:Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-85713259751429551282010-01-30T10:18:09.720-08:002010-01-30T10:18:09.720-08:00Shife: "An awesome case" can be a lot of...Shife: "An awesome case" can be a lot of fun. Sometimes you can thread a needle from 50 yards.<br /><br />Blame: They are the same in that respect, and I'm quite sure China Buffet owners and Bono have never thought about it.<br /><br />Jov: Yeah, sometimes I'm crude, but "cock sauce" is a funny term for semen, you have to admit.<br /><br />Miss O: Wow. You are a fan. I'm not sure if I'm the Number One China Buffet Fan, but I'm up there.<br /><br />Heff: Bono doesn't seem like your type of guy. You're more of a Lemmy guy.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-71900223183194086662010-01-27T12:17:16.746-08:002010-01-27T12:17:16.746-08:00Relax. I'll be MORE than happy to hate U2, and...Relax. I'll be MORE than happy to hate U2, and Bono's constant "save the world" attitude for BOTH of us.Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-16205315012048331372010-01-27T11:40:21.636-08:002010-01-27T11:40:21.636-08:001. Cock sauce rules the mofo'n school...the mo...1. Cock sauce rules the mofo'n school...the more the merrier!<br /><br />2. Joshua Tree is totally my least fave of all U2. And trust me, I'm like the biggest U2 freak of all time. I used to go the library in high school and check out all the U2 books and then take notes about Bono, aka Paul Hewson. I wrote "Bono rocks" in colored markers on napkins at Barnes & Noble and put them into random books EVERY May 10th (aka Paul's birthday). My car was known as the Bonomobile because it was decked out in 38742935 Irish-related paraphernalia. When I turned 18, I immediately got a shamrock tattooed to my lower back and I have not ONE percent of Irish in my bloodline. <br /><br />And I still don't really like Joshua Tree. Soooooo played.Miss Organizizedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08239887034821623463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-44958418130415815422010-01-27T11:28:19.504-08:002010-01-27T11:28:19.504-08:00dont be crude, cock is another word for rooster ;)...dont be crude, cock is another word for rooster ;)JerseySjovhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06668008150544146172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-76945634584548391032010-01-27T11:15:44.868-08:002010-01-27T11:15:44.868-08:00Chinese buffet's are blasphemous to real, good...Chinese buffet's are blasphemous to real, good, Chinese food and they make me want to cry. <br /><br />Maybe it's the strange and excessive supply of cherry jello, or watching people drown the tasteless mound of blah on their plate with sweet and sour sauce, or it could simply be my own personal dislike of eating anywhere that has a sneeze guard. Either way, I give Chinese Buffet's a big, fat thumbs down.<br /><br />U2 on the other hand, I will give an enthusiastic two thumbs up. You can't tell me that you don't get the chills whenever you hear "All I want Is You." <br />That shit turns me into a puddle. Every. Damn. Time.Jennihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08686972386438680531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-50582591589230356342010-01-27T11:11:45.468-08:002010-01-27T11:11:45.468-08:00And like a Chinese Buffet, 30 minutes experiencing...And like a Chinese Buffet, 30 minutes experiencing U2 you feel completely unsatisfied.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-72037075693044051892010-01-27T10:02:17.441-08:002010-01-27T10:02:17.441-08:00I only hit the China Buffet if I am interested in ...I only hit the China Buffet if I am interested in getting an awesome case of diarrhea. Maybe it is just the ones around my town or maybe it is my fragile stomach but me and the China Buffet do not get along. And as far as U2 goes I was into them a lot more when I was younger and before Bono tried saving the world. Not that saving the world is a bad thing but he changed, man.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-87797580901400166062010-01-26T16:47:03.177-08:002010-01-26T16:47:03.177-08:00Donk: Yeah. F. that guy. : )
Jov: Did you just ...Donk: Yeah. F. that guy. : )<br /><br />Jov: Did you just say that you love the cock sauce? That's going to make you a popular girl around the campus.<br /><br />Sister: Yeah. We've heard all those songs a zillion times, right?Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-72308446100269753872010-01-26T15:46:26.121-08:002010-01-26T15:46:26.121-08:00I would love to have an evening Bono or even some ...I would love to have an evening Bono or even some morning Bono or maybe a nooner here and there . . . Too funny you posted this. I have a couple of U2 C.D.s and keep thinking I need to upload them to itunes, but I never seem to care enough to have them rotate in with my "shuffle."sisternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-7782149712813776062010-01-26T12:42:22.006-08:002010-01-26T12:42:22.006-08:00cock sauce! i love that stuff. when i go for vietn...cock sauce! i love that stuff. when i go for vietnamese [not a buffet, but cheap and they give you a lot] i mix it up with plum sauce and drench everything.JerseySjovhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06668008150544146172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-30938281282554771842010-01-25T21:50:53.780-08:002010-01-25T21:50:53.780-08:00I am not a fan of Matt Damon either. Unless I am w...I am not a fan of Matt Damon either. Unless I am watching The Bourne movies. Then I can't help but realize how effing hot Jason Bourne is.Kritkrathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00326794443218496730noreply@blogger.com