tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post9122054425036409380..comments2024-02-05T00:52:58.356-08:00Comments on The Gancer: JerseyDr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-73409106648831206472007-08-03T09:15:00.000-07:002007-08-03T09:15:00.000-07:00Mighty: Wow. Someones a little testy, I mean, som...Mighty: Wow. Someones a little testy, I mean, someone has little testes. I'm going to train Jersey to bite your testes.<BR/><BR/>Bottle: I did meat a Jersey girl . . . <BR/><BR/>Chudley: That sounds like fun for the whole family.<BR/><BR/>Cherry: Actually this was at my friends house. If it were MY place, yeah, he'd still be here drinking out beer.<BR/><BR/>Steph: Maybe you're right. I was thinking about faking a seizure.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-5139358393964602602007-08-02T21:48:00.000-07:002007-08-02T21:48:00.000-07:00Your first mistake was making eye contact. Serious...Your first mistake was making eye contact. Seriously.Stephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09486157834509821905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-64461989065574242682007-08-02T12:47:00.000-07:002007-08-02T12:47:00.000-07:00C'mon, you guys have the ultimate adult party pad ...C'mon, you guys have the ultimate adult party pad - that's why he wanted to stay.The [Cherry] Ridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15796913131707426142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-12998959383345414402007-08-01T13:03:00.000-07:002007-08-01T13:03:00.000-07:00hahahaha. in college i lived on a main road. ahh f...hahahaha. in college i lived on a main road. ahh fun shit. the best were the drunks who would crash on our porch on their way back from any of the 3 bars that were walking distance from my house. heh. i love alcohol.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-37397726053973019532007-07-31T20:08:00.000-07:002007-07-31T20:08:00.000-07:00Well, you could look at this as a good thing. You...Well, you could look at this as a good thing. You met a chick (Jersey) AND your friends got what they deserved. They are leaving you to go to the retirement mecca of the world: Florida. Aren't you the least bit jealous?! Or am I the only jealous bitch in the room? (don't answer that)?https://www.blogger.com/profile/17780556851578912386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-31706130977488660462007-07-31T16:08:00.000-07:002007-07-31T16:08:00.000-07:00k.i.d.: It was equal parts annoying and funny.GSR:...k.i.d.: It was equal parts annoying and funny.<BR/><BR/>GSR: We offered him a beer, but he opted for a "coca-cola."<BR/><BR/>ADW: Chicago is cool like that. They have real crimes to fight, so if everyone's okay they just go fight the real crimes.<BR/><BR/>Corky: Yeah, but then what would I write about?<BR/><BR/>Monster. Thanks. They might have been better off with Jersey driving. Hahahhahha!<BR/><BR/>Jenny: That's not my style (humping dogs nor telling people to leave).<BR/><BR/>Reck: Shove him into the taxi, but without the dog, so I get to keep her!!<BR/><BR/>Fever: I was really hoping the drunk fucker would forget his dog.<BR/><BR/>Zen: So, you have to drop down from the XXL? Well, it's good to have a goal shirt to fit in, and I don't think a shirt could be much cooler.<BR/><BR/>Michael: I like that line in Mallrats when he responds to that "customer is always right" crap by saying, "Let me tell you a secret: THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE!" Ahhhhh, Ben Afleck was so much better when he was fat.<BR/><BR/>Helper: If Jersey were all mine I'd be splitting PB and J's with her right now. : (<BR/><BR/>Kadonk: All cumers!! That might be more like an Asian massage girl or a nudey booth girl. Weren't you a nudey booth girl in college?Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-32663419549787128832007-07-31T13:46:00.000-07:002007-07-31T13:46:00.000-07:00Dude, 5000 said he had to be polite to all cumers....Dude, 5000 said he had to be polite to all cumers. That must have been a fun job!Kritkrathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00326794443218496730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-68186851237762907442007-07-31T11:42:00.000-07:002007-07-31T11:42:00.000-07:00while i can't really shed any light on the drunk-w...while i can't really shed any light on the drunk-who-won't-leave situation...i can throw some ideas in for poor little jersey.<BR/><BR/>if you ever find yourself with a hungry dog...go for a peanut butter sandwich. (my puppers likes it with jelly...but that's just kennedy, i guess)<BR/><BR/>the bread is a filling snack. the peanut butter is a good treat for the dog and is really funny to watch them eat.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-34900534307413494122007-07-31T10:58:00.000-07:002007-07-31T10:58:00.000-07:00Whadda nightmare. I used to get in those situatio...Whadda nightmare. I used to get in those situations in college, when I worked graveyard shift at a convenience store and was contractually obligated to be more or less polite to all comers.<BR/><BR/>I can imagine scary horror movie music on the soundtrack as Drunk Guy sat down in slow motion.Michael5000https://www.blogger.com/profile/10148584819327475239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-74537712869580317392007-07-31T10:01:00.000-07:002007-07-31T10:01:00.000-07:00I have always wanted one of these shirts that say,...<A HREF="http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/whatonearth/T-Shirts-Sweatshirts_3AA/Sports-Leisure_3CG/Item_Grab-Your-Bowling-Balls-Were-Goin-Bowling-T-Shirt_AR2182T_ps_cti-3CG.html" REL="nofollow">I have always wanted one of these shirts that say, "Grab your balls, we're goin' bowling!</A><BR/><BR/>I am saving up for it...and trying to lose weight since it only comes in an XL.<BR/><BR/>Maybe you can buy one for your new best bud!Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-56903484236899296882007-07-31T09:39:00.000-07:002007-07-31T09:39:00.000-07:00Shame you didn't get to keep the dog -- and like a...Shame you didn't get to keep the dog -- and like adw, I'm interested how a guy this drunk was not arrested at the sceneCome Back Brighterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06265267087716795746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-25885819587196186652007-07-31T08:56:00.000-07:002007-07-31T08:56:00.000-07:00I am with ADW, how was he not arrested? My first t...I am with ADW, how was he not arrested? <BR/><BR/>My first thought was, call a taxi for him. When it arrives say, "Here's your taxi!" Shuffle drunk dude into taxi, slam door, wave buh bye.ReckenRollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13031775418821348300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-81544499046008436972007-07-31T08:36:00.000-07:002007-07-31T08:36:00.000-07:00I do hope he doesn't call you in nine months to in...I do hope he doesn't call you in nine months to inform you that Jersey has deliverd teh most beautiful pups ever...with a striking resemblance to you! <BR/><BR/>Why didn't you just tell him to leave???Jenny!https://www.blogger.com/profile/02894594994831955679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-39314850587960938022007-07-31T07:21:00.000-07:002007-07-31T07:21:00.000-07:00Me has got to say that the more me reads, the more...Me has got to say that the more me reads, the more me likes this particular brand of zaniness.<BR/><BR/>Do ya think that mebbe it were Jersey that were drivin the car. Dogs make for the best designated drivers, ya?<BR/><BR/>STOMPScary Monsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07696640067623584730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-8555154246481325022007-07-31T07:08:00.000-07:002007-07-31T07:08:00.000-07:00You should get a bigger dog to keep freaks like hi...You should get a bigger dog to keep freaks like him away from you.captain corkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10782650450297504567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-27966492018515712002007-07-31T07:06:00.000-07:002007-07-31T07:06:00.000-07:00How did he not get arrested????How did he not get arrested????ADWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08973020172431227067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-58600473263702448082007-07-31T04:33:00.000-07:002007-07-31T04:33:00.000-07:00Did this dude try and eat and drink any of the sta...Did this dude try and eat and drink any of the stash? I gotta admit I've never heard of anything like this before.Grad School Rejecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02597149768398715417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-89559039811492439732007-07-30T19:59:00.000-07:002007-07-30T19:59:00.000-07:00Dude...as annoying as I'm sure that was...I'm so g...Dude...as annoying as I'm sure that was...I'm so glad that happened! <BR/><BR/>Sorry. It's funny.K.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14538132693098384335noreply@blogger.com