Yesterday, while having lunch at a McDonalds on the West Side of Chicago, I heard a man say loudly in front of customers, "I left my mufuckin' jacket in the car." I thought to myself, maybe this guy doesn't work here. He couldn't possibly use the MF word so blatantly like that and be on the clock, but yes, then I saw him change a liner on a garbage can continuing to pepper the conversation he was having with his friend with sporadic expletives.
I learned this is okay on the West Side, and you know what else is a-okay by me in that part of town or any other? Hushpuppies dipped in tarter sauce. Sound gross? I say judge not until you've dipped one of those "mufuckas."
oh, brother, i'm with you on the hushpuppies in tartar sauce! Mmmmmm....now i'm hungry, great, it's 9:45 a.m. and the nearest hushpuppy joint is like 30 miles away!
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Jenni ~ you're funny! Next time i'm up in Chicago, I'm ordering it EXACTLY like that and will think of you!
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I wouldn't dip YOUR balls in tartar sauce. That stuff is nasty. And to taint hushpuppies with such a thing? Ugh.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why I said "YOUR balls," as if I was making sure to differentiate between your balls and my balls. Which I don't have.
ReplyDeleteLyn: You've done that? I thought I discovered something. Man, that shit is killer! Why can't it be good for you?
ReplyDeleteJenni: Right on, bitch!
Lyn: Yeah, check out Jenni. She's been a blog "buddy" for a long time.
Beck: Hope you like your tarter sauce "lumpy."
word verification? "hipman." Yes I am. Yes. I. Am.
im unsure if ive ever had hushpuppies but i love tartar sauce.
ReplyDeleteJov: Well, do you like corn bread? Do you like deep fried stuff? We know you like tarter sauce . . . I got a feeling you'd be down!
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