. . . I squeeze the mangos to see which one is soft because I need it to be ready to eat before I go out of town for the weekend. So I was tenderly squeezing each one saying "who's a mushy mango? . . ."
Yeah, I felt like a scumbag, and I thought of how many people squeeze them bitchez. You ever cut them in little squares like in the picture? That's the shit.
I totally do stuff like that. My oldest daughter gives me "a look" when I do it while she's with me and she kind of walks away like she doesn't know me.
Yes! And no matter what I feel like people think I'm a perv.
ReplyDeleteAs if they don't already.
Yeah, I felt like a scumbag, and I thought of how many people squeeze them bitchez. You ever cut them in little squares like in the picture? That's the shit.
ReplyDeleteI totally do stuff like that. My oldest daughter gives me "a look" when I do it while she's with me and she kind of walks away like she doesn't know me.
ReplyDeleteRadio: If I can any kind of look from anyone, I would totally understand. I was laughing at myself.
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