tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post1572455368885576792..comments2024-02-05T00:52:58.356-08:00Comments on The Gancer: Happy Ending for the Ladies?Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-58924964788380529162011-08-23T23:08:40.002-07:002011-08-23T23:08:40.002-07:00Grant: Yes! Just like an oil change.
Sabina: Yea...Grant: Yes! Just like an oil change.<br /><br />Sabina: Yeah, but maybe just the very end of the time so it doesn't cut too much into the massage time. That way you're TOTALLY relaxed when you leave - not that I know anything about those types of place, or work anywhere like that.<br /><br />Kris: Nor had I. Sometimes we learn here at The Gancer, but usually it's just dick jokes. <br /><br />Sassy: Yes! A full refund. And another round on the house.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-20614062719165900712008-11-17T16:28:00.000-08:002008-11-17T16:28:00.000-08:00This is why I have issues with strangers touching ...This is why I have issues with strangers touching me. I mean, if she was paying for this service, why the hell did he get a little friction in the deal? She should demand a refund...and the vibrator in question. So unprofessional...Sassy Blondiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03387722604118606353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-42643794485887114332008-11-13T06:18:00.000-08:002008-11-13T06:18:00.000-08:00Wow... just wow. Never heard of that.Wow... just wow. Never heard of that.TShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04306255657739355534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-36739871360076666412008-11-06T18:50:00.000-08:002008-11-06T18:50:00.000-08:00Kadonkadonk is right: the service you're really pa...Kadonkadonk is right: the service you're really paying for is massage of a non-sexual kind, so I'd be pissed if the guy wasted part of the hour doing something I could have done myself. Not to mention violated, because there is NO WAY that was a) on the list of services or b) implied by the situation at all unless there are major details the girl is leaving out of the story.Sabinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12509681361637532022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-16761877163569414752008-10-28T15:32:00.000-07:002008-10-28T15:32:00.000-07:00Did she ask for "Full service?" That's usually the...Did she ask for "Full service?" That's usually the code.Moderatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02318879290010704973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-64143746959128202882008-10-26T08:28:00.000-07:002008-10-26T08:28:00.000-07:00SO: Hey, it's a living. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!SO: Hey, it's a living. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-13885110916501878442008-10-23T13:43:00.000-07:002008-10-23T13:43:00.000-07:00That guy was me.That guy was me.So@24https://www.blogger.com/profile/18279738816559913671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-26027208933330179152008-10-21T19:49:00.000-07:002008-10-21T19:49:00.000-07:00Jules: It was news to me too. : )Polky: I like to ...Jules: It was news to me too. : )<BR/><BR/>Polky: I like to educate.<BR/><BR/>Douche: You sure you'd put up a fight?<BR/><BR/>Pistols: French, eh? Those hookers are so cultured . . . <BR/><BR/>Zibbs: I can't help you there, but I don't think she got that service because of how she looked. I'm assuming they do it to anybody who asks/pays.<BR/><BR/>Jov: Yes. A heads-up. "I'm going to vibrate your business now. That's cool, right?"<BR/><BR/>Radio: That seems to be the consensus.<BR/><BR/>Chards: I'll make a few calls . . .<BR/><BR/>Anon: A little crazy, yes. I wonder if the device looked like an, "ahem!" One wonders, but that would be a little tacky and gross, I think.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-88673298963486785702008-10-21T17:58:00.000-07:002008-10-21T17:58:00.000-07:00I know lots of burly men who like to rub down nake...I know lots of burly men who like to rub down naked babes . . . Oh, wait, a NONsexual way . . . <BR/><BR/>Donk: Don't you mean Jill off? <BR/><BR/>Shife: I think you should bring this practice to the land of potatos.<BR/><BR/>Anon: Hahhahaha. Glad you've been thinking of it. My stupid blog is in your dome, and there's no getting it out now!Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-92073864310609895262008-10-21T11:29:00.000-07:002008-10-21T11:29:00.000-07:00The more I think about this, the more it grosses m...The more I think about this, the more it grosses me out. Imagine how many times that thing has given happy endings to many different women!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-69019489192464909132008-10-21T09:43:00.000-07:002008-10-21T09:43:00.000-07:00That is definitely news to me. And I thank you for...That is definitely news to me. And I thank you for this bit of information. I am looking at making at a career change and this doesn't sound like a bad path to go down.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1968512251891840362008-10-20T23:41:00.000-07:002008-10-20T23:41:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Kritkrathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00326794443218496730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-83886362860524802572008-10-20T21:38:00.000-07:002008-10-20T21:38:00.000-07:00I have never heard of such a thing! I think it wou...I have never heard of such a thing! I think it would be horribly awkward, but... well, there'd certainly be demand I suppose. Not like relaxing massage is in a whole different ballpark to sex.<BR/><BR/>Why can't I just get a burly muscular man to rub his strong hands all over my naked back in NONSEXUAL WAY? Geez.Brunhildahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07783804950701866714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-56207251670227487842008-10-20T17:38:00.000-07:002008-10-20T17:38:00.000-07:00Nut: No. She claimed she had no idea it was going...Nut: No. She claimed she had no idea it was going to happen. Hmmmm . . .<BR/><BR/>Zen: Does his ad guarantee his customers will feel like the dog's ass? I like that expression . . .Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-7640850732592817062008-10-20T14:50:00.000-07:002008-10-20T14:50:00.000-07:00I laughed when I read, "If it happened on ...I laughed when I read, "If it happened on 'Sex & the City,' it must happen in real life."<BR/><BR/>Then I tried to think of ONE SINGLE EXCEPTION to that rule....<BR/><BR/>I used to go to this accupressure chiropractor that would adjust you and give you this deep tissue massage. He said his main problem was screening out the people who called on the ad and didn't want a real accupressure massage; they wanted sex.<BR/><BR/>Dang I could sure use that dude right now. He used to twap my back with a baseball bat and shit. You felt like the dog's ass when you left his office, but then you felt great the next day. (So I guess that would be sort of the OPPOSITE of the other kind of "masseuse"...)Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-90320945396762092672008-10-20T14:38:00.000-07:002008-10-20T14:38:00.000-07:00Maybe she went to him because he's known for doing...Maybe she went to him because he's known for doing that? Still totally weird, though.Lauren Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10588271881309574286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-35694138468708908302008-10-20T14:28:00.000-07:002008-10-20T14:28:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-38812514779320529002008-10-20T14:14:00.000-07:002008-10-20T14:14:00.000-07:00I have NEVER heard of such a thing. There had to ...I have NEVER heard of such a thing. There had to be more of a build-up going on there that she is leaving out. Someone just doing that without any lead-up is creapy. WTF? That's really crazy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-25749845327540991342008-10-20T14:03:00.000-07:002008-10-20T14:03:00.000-07:00Does the girl feel violated or pleased?Does the gu...Does the girl feel violated or pleased?<BR/><BR/>Does the guy have a west coast recommendation?TSTuesdayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02861996934626150643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-8418576850325773902008-10-20T12:01:00.000-07:002008-10-20T12:01:00.000-07:00I have no comment for this. I would think he shou...I have no comment for this. I would think he should have asked first though.Radioactive Torihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01588217525296865718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-74669246560417224122008-10-20T10:54:00.000-07:002008-10-20T10:54:00.000-07:00on sex and the city there was a masseuse who would...on sex and the city there was a masseuse who would get with some of his lady clients. and if it happened on sex and the city it must happen in real life.<BR/><BR/>some kind of heads-up would have been appropriate on his part.JerseySjovhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02077423345198367271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-14986300273691213872008-10-20T08:59:00.000-07:002008-10-20T08:59:00.000-07:00Please post picture of the girl. It's only fair.Please post picture of the girl. It's only fair.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-91363875003256680202008-10-20T08:23:00.000-07:002008-10-20T08:23:00.000-07:00She was asking for it by what she wasn't wearing, ...She was asking for it by what she wasn't wearing, maybe? That sounds like a one-way ticket to Massive Lawsuit City if there's no code or anything first, like, "Do you speak French?" <BR/><BR/>Why do I know hooker codes? That's not the issue here.paperback readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-70574871875783197242008-10-20T07:21:00.000-07:002008-10-20T07:21:00.000-07:00Wait, so he did that WITHOUT her consent? I don't ...Wait, so he did that WITHOUT her consent? I don't think I'd be so happy about it.Ivonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05338729796371169904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-71155199698831243322008-10-20T00:43:00.000-07:002008-10-20T00:43:00.000-07:00Brah, that's news to me. Thank you kind sir, I ju...Brah, that's news to me. Thank you kind sir, I just learned something new today.TOPolkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18206619274269962268noreply@blogger.com