tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post2104443076203530578..comments2024-02-05T00:52:58.356-08:00Comments on The Gancer: Summer in Chicago: Thanks for the Swass, I Mean the MemoriesDr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-54474441776958454752008-06-19T19:45:00.000-07:002008-06-19T19:45:00.000-07:00Niner: I'm actually stressing out about this Cubs ...Niner: I'm actually stressing out about this Cubs VS Sox series this weekend.<BR/><BR/>Chud: WE'LL see what WE can do. ; )<BR/><BR/>Pistols: "No, ma'm. Your ass." Hahahhaaha.<BR/><BR/>Josh: I'd say that's bad, but if you'll notice, I have both The Jeffersons and Good Times on the player on my blog.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-21886804148877001722008-06-17T17:37:00.000-07:002008-06-17T17:37:00.000-07:00My neighbor was cleaning his car's interior a few ...My neighbor was cleaning his car's interior a few weeks back and his car stereo was blaring, I swear to beer...The theme to Welcome back Kotter . I had to turn on a fan to drown out the noise pollution, I was deeply disturbed that anyone would listen to this by choice. Perhaps he has it out for me and he is was using terrorist techniques to harass me, if so it worked.<BR/> So at least you did not have a 1970's sitcom theme song blaring on your radio, now that would have been embarrassing.josh williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442585673603814615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-2718513403561760492008-06-17T14:55:00.000-07:002008-06-17T14:55:00.000-07:00A girlfriend of mine once parked her car at a gas ...A girlfriend of mine once parked her car at a gas station, when a black gentleman told her to back that thing up.<BR/><BR/>"My car?" She responded. "Am I in your way or something?"<BR/><BR/>If she'd take my calls, I'd still call her just to make fun of her for that.paperback readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-12993197898068617062008-06-17T13:08:00.000-07:002008-06-17T13:08:00.000-07:00Doc... here's what i need you to do. this is impor...Doc... here's what i need you to do. this is important. make sure your cubs sweep those white socked bastards in both upcoming series'. my tigers could use a leg up right about now. so... if you could guarantee that for me, i'd appreciate it. kthxbai.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-26980788841751828932008-06-17T08:00:00.000-07:002008-06-17T08:00:00.000-07:00And the last time the Cubs lost in the world serie...And the last time the Cubs lost in the world series who beat them? That's right - the White Sox. :)5 of 9erhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03902022873353359947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-41451948421322042792008-06-16T21:00:00.000-07:002008-06-16T21:00:00.000-07:00Chud: Hahahahha. I welcome all drunk comments, and...Chud: Hahahahha. I welcome all drunk comments, and if I ever have rabbits, you can "tend" them.<BR/><BR/>Radio: I don't know that one, but now I have to look it up.<BR/><BR/>Jov: Would it be wrong if I said I like sweat right there, I mean, if the girl is hot?<BR/><BR/>Sab: Hate the cubs? I have an irrational hatred for Matt Damon.<BR/><BR/>Zen: Thanks for dropping a haiku! Did you count out the syllables?<BR/><BR/>Classy: That would take like 50 of them. Okay 18. Okay 3.<BR/><BR/>Charm: I love them, but that's the problem. They're bad drinking buddies for me.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1350046658187360112008-06-16T17:28:00.000-07:002008-06-16T17:28:00.000-07:00How can you hate Irish kids?! I mean come on, red...How can you hate Irish kids?! I mean come on, red hair, green eyes, what's not to love?!The Charming Hedonisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15803101452167248228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-24988706521204913872008-06-16T12:00:00.000-07:002008-06-16T12:00:00.000-07:00You should have taped some Dippin' Dots on your bu...You should have taped some Dippin' Dots on your business.classyandfancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05181324712133385848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-80236700810176806372008-06-14T08:33:00.000-07:002008-06-14T08:33:00.000-07:00Today's Haiku:White man bump Juv'nile/Slaughter of...Today's Haiku:<BR/><BR/><I>White man bump Juv'nile/<BR/>Slaughter of innocents/<BR/>Satan kicks Fido.</I>Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-22528281595332188102008-06-13T14:55:00.000-07:002008-06-13T14:55:00.000-07:00Dr. Noisewater, no offense to you, but I have an i...Dr. Noisewater, no offense to you, but I have an irrational hatred of the Cubs which nothing and no one will destroy.<BR/><BR/>Logorrheic, don't eat all the blue ones!<BR/><BR/>Jerseysjov, I laughed out loud at that popsicle maneuver. I do the same thing when visiting my parents. Mature, aren't we?Sabinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12509681361637532022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-24943364927086982492008-06-13T14:49:00.000-07:002008-06-13T14:49:00.000-07:00at least you don't have to deal with swamp tits, t...at least you don't have to deal with swamp tits, the condition in which sweat gathers under and between your boobs, oftentimes soaking through the bra and shirt and ruining your night.<BR/><BR/>also i made my mom buy me popsicles the other day using the tried and true method of getting a box, putting it in the grocery cart and asking 'pleeease??'<BR/>i mean, i could have just coughed up the $5 and gotten them for myself, but then they wouldn't taste as goodJerseySjovhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02077423345198367271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-14981331286703342652008-06-13T12:59:00.000-07:002008-06-13T12:59:00.000-07:00It was hot yesterday! I went to the pool with my ...It was hot yesterday! I went to the pool with my kids and got sunburned. I posted a picture of it on my flickr on the side on my blog and then a bunch of people emailed to tell me I need to eat something because I am too bony. People suck. <BR/><BR/>Sorry where were we? The music thing isn't so bad but that comes from me and I played the special secret song from the chili peppers in front of my kids and sang along before I realized what I was singing. I believe that makes me worse than you...not that it's a contest I want to win or anything.Radioactive Torihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01588217525296865718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-90302982017206476922008-06-13T11:50:00.000-07:002008-06-13T11:50:00.000-07:00dude, that was my king of drunken comments. i'm no...dude, that was my king of drunken comments. i'm not entirely sure what the hell i meant. i'm trying to figure out the last line. OH! i think it might be an "of mice and men" refernce, because of the retard comment in the previous sentence. or it could be an "alice in wonderland" reference cuz i was faded last night. or it could be that i was 17.827 sheets to the wind. who knows.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-32336788001277897722008-06-13T10:58:00.000-07:002008-06-13T10:58:00.000-07:00Nut: That guy sounds cool . . . Log: 1. A green on...Nut: That guy sounds cool . . . <BR/><BR/>Log: <BR/>1. A green one would hit the spot.<BR/>2. Wow. That might make some kids think you're freaky.<BR/><BR/>Cherry: All summer long, Cherry!<BR/><BR/>Jakel: Irish Flu! I'm stealing that . . . <BR/><BR/>360: Glad you liked it, and yes he is.<BR/><BR/>Polk: Sorry about your braves, and I can't tell you if he has talent or not, but that song is fun!<BR/><BR/>Chud: My asterisks were 200% f'd up. Thanks.<BR/><BR/>Steph: You'd think, but it just makes things sticky and gross.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-10472166056353639772008-06-13T05:27:00.000-07:002008-06-13T05:27:00.000-07:00Popsicles down your shorts huh? Bet that does wond...Popsicles down your shorts huh? Bet that does wonders for your sex drive.Stephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09486157834509821905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-34331699946178883912008-06-13T01:06:00.000-07:002008-06-13T01:06:00.000-07:00dude, your asterisking is out of synch. you have t...dude, your asterisking is out of synch. you have two (2) items credited to one (1) asterisk. i got lost for a while. then i realized that i was retarded and not to worry. you know, cuz pf the rabbits.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-11498267981478135152008-06-13T00:58:00.000-07:002008-06-13T00:58:00.000-07:00I'm all for your Cubbies doing good, but how about...I'm all for your Cubbies doing good, but how about you don't do so against my Braves. Urgh. It was awesome to see the throwback unis and presentation though.<BR/>(looking for a silver lining)<BR/><BR/>And part of me gets a little upset at the fact that Juvenile is way richer than I will ever be. No talent, none at all. But damn if I didn't eat it up hook-line-and-sinker back in high school.TOPolkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18206619274269962268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-27095798615633710932008-06-12T22:36:00.000-07:002008-06-12T22:36:00.000-07:00I didn't need to be there to know that bar convo w...I didn't need to be there to know that bar convo was hilarious... I LOLed reading it!<BR/><BR/>Oh, and Juve... is a Lyrical Wordsmith!M360https://www.blogger.com/profile/04198948037286960135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-75676933036429606522008-06-12T18:24:00.000-07:002008-06-12T18:24:00.000-07:00a couple of things for you, good doc:::1) i am now...a couple of things for you, good doc:::<BR/><BR/>1) i am now craving a flo-vor-ice. the blue one to be exact. minus your nips. not that your nips aren't wonderful. just not in a nip mood. and <BR/><BR/>2) i accidentally pulled into my schools parking lot incredibly self absorbed with nine inch nails i want to fuck you like an animal blaring at 8 in the morning. i'm sure i looked just as ridiculous --- little asian girl blaring nine inch nails.the teeny city yogini.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03651147960150097033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-4654119021524508232008-06-12T18:23:00.000-07:002008-06-12T18:23:00.000-07:00Gotta love some swass!And my fat, white, tennis co...Gotta love some swass!<BR/><BR/>And my fat, white, tennis coach in high school used to pull up blaring Nelly. Love a guy in a tennis polo who thinks he's a gangsta'.Lauren Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10588271881309574286noreply@blogger.com