tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post2207754276952177089..comments2024-02-05T00:52:58.356-08:00Comments on The Gancer: Door #1 or Door #2?Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-38485003062145859202007-12-17T20:42:00.000-08:002007-12-17T20:42:00.000-08:00Samantha: You can't beat that combo, right? It's ...Samantha: You can't beat that combo, right? It's a no-brainer. I think both gals a no-go, so maybe you and I will go halfsies on a sixer of orange soda some day.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1164427673987580002007-12-12T08:58:00.000-08:002007-12-12T08:58:00.000-08:00Orange soda is also my drink of choice with pizza....Orange soda is also my drink of choice with pizza. Hmm...maybe you should ditch hottie med student <I>and</I> the foreign chick and hook up with me and my deflated kid-boobs. Tempting, yes?<BR/><BR/>Seriously, good luck with the ladies, and I'm rooting for the med student. Although I'm concerned with the one-on-one ease, but the awkwardness in a group...hmmm...I will think on this and get back to you.Samantha_Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07396874424323846683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-11302580537967417172007-12-03T22:03:00.000-08:002007-12-03T22:03:00.000-08:00Law: Don't fret. You'll meet that future ex-husba...Law: Don't fret. You'll meet that future ex-husband real soon! <BR/><BR/>Chud: I expect a full report on all my candidates. I'd do the same for you.<BR/><BR/>Zen: As predicted, I didn't play it so smoothly. However, she's not a nice girl, so she's very wrong for me. <BR/><BR/>Sassy: One is out of the question, but I kind of like another one of the roomies now. Pharma rescheduled for this Wed, so we'll see how it goes. Why did Jenny have to say that thing about the unibrow . . . <BR/><BR/>Elyse: As I told you on your blog, that dude's into you. He's just a chicken. Make the first move.<BR/><BR/>Rev: That picture came from a dilly shop advertisement.<BR/><BR/>Diesel: Yeah, it's getting about that time to settle down. I can't take too much more of this. When I meet a chick cool enough to help judge the caption contests on my blog, then I'll be closer to being ready to take the plunge.<BR/><BR/>Shife: That would really be something. I think Shife in his college days would have pulled that off . . .Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-29199292080195877802007-12-03T19:25:00.000-08:002007-12-03T19:25:00.000-08:00Well this may have been mentioned in a previous co...Well this may have been mentioned in a previous comment but I am too lazy to go through each one since there are 31 of them, but I think you need to do the respectable thing and have a three-way. Then you will know who is better in bed, and that is all us guys care about anyway, right?Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-63134881956934320902007-12-03T15:45:00.000-08:002007-12-03T15:45:00.000-08:00I'm so glad I'm married.I'm so glad I'm married.robkroesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14731849693307953813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-35701792834707492812007-12-02T15:49:00.000-08:002007-12-02T15:49:00.000-08:00"After chickening out, or watching her hook back u...<I>"After chickening out, or watching her hook back up with the hand doctor or some other doctor, I'll go upstairs to my apartment, listen to Love Hurts by Nazareth, cry into my keyboard, and then be my own hand doctor."</I> <BR/><BR/>toooo funny.<BR/>I'm in a similar situation. I've narrowed it down to one but now im all confused about him so I suppose I cannot be of much help to your situation. However, the minuses for Zita are far easier to correct than those of the neighbor.ETPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02012998621728819306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-68583423672094059012007-12-02T13:07:00.000-08:002007-12-02T13:07:00.000-08:00I really like the picture of the Dirty Doctor and ...I really like the picture of the Dirty Doctor and Naughty Nurse...RevReehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02149880088311864520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-8445931905727671652007-12-02T09:30:00.000-08:002007-12-02T09:30:00.000-08:00So many women...so little time, eh? Good luck! Eit...So many women...so little time, eh? Good luck! Either way, you get something to like out of the whole deal, right?Sassy Blondiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03387722604118606353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-47115879161518693922007-12-02T09:22:00.000-08:002007-12-02T09:22:00.000-08:00The Bed, Bath, & Beyond-thing was truly a "schwing...The Bed, Bath, & Beyond-thing was truly a "schwing"-moment.<BR/><BR/>But like gambling in Vegas and getting a 13 in Blackjack, they key is how <I>we play it...</I><BR/><BR/>I still say, string both of them along a little.<BR/><BR/>Preemptive strike--take the Hungarian to a place where you know the Pre-med might be, and be really evasive when she asks you what your relationship is. (And yes, she will ASK.)<BR/><BR/>E.g.--<BR/><BR/>Pre-med--"Who was that woman you brought to my party?"<BR/><BR/>Gancer--"Oh, just some chick I met..."<BR/><BR/>(Trailing the sentence off at the end..."shrug" optional...)<BR/><BR/>Then change the subject.<BR/><BR/>The point is that you are meeting so many chicks, that she is just another chick that you met and not that big of a deal--or, stated colloquially, you are the Pimp of the Universe.Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-62119868030966077022007-12-02T01:01:00.000-08:002007-12-02T01:01:00.000-08:00seriously, like may 20somethingth i'll be down the...seriously, like may 20somethingth i'll be down there, i'll give you an honest report on hot asian neighbor. heh.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-79706171728630850442007-12-01T16:24:00.000-08:002007-12-01T16:24:00.000-08:00Gancer, I'm touched by the inquiry. For the record...Gancer, I'm touched by the inquiry. For the record, my love life sucks. But my horoscope (an infallible source of wisdom) says that's all going to change! Of course, there's really nowhere to go but up, so horoscope can't be wrong this time. I'm sure my new Mr. Wrong is right around the corner.Ms. Laaw-yuhrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02886566073183586894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-83905203914302664142007-12-01T15:08:00.000-08:002007-12-01T15:08:00.000-08:00Airam: The drugs are a plus. She had to work late...Airam: The drugs are a plus. She had to work late the other night because it was "narcotics night."<BR/><BR/>Charming: Don't be like that. I'd like to count all my female blog friends as candidates, because they're all so damned smart and funny, but they all live so far, far away.<BR/><BR/>Blondie: Makes perfect sense, as always, you overqualified secretary you. So smart. I'll say it again, everyone, read this chick's page.<BR/><BR/>ADW: Shopping buddy, huh? That's not a role I'm comfortable with, nor am I qualified. However, if I get to try out the lines . . .<BR/><BR/>Cherry: The Cherry has spoken. My homeboy wouldn't lie to me.<BR/><BR/>Jenni: A unibrow? Please don't scare me like that. That is a deal-breaker. I'd sooner date a girl with no legs. Actually . . . <BR/><BR/>Youbanks: Everyone, this is the BFF and/or HSLP I'm always talking about. Okay, Youbanks, we go in there with a game plan. We riff off each other, set each other up with good jokes, we're the hit of the party, but we plant the seed early that we have somewhere else to be. Fool proof.<BR/><BR/>Laughing: So, shag them both and down a bunch of prozac? You're a genius!<BR/><BR/>Sassy: The Gancer is into a lot of things, but duvets and shopping trips are not among them.<BR/><BR/>Classy: I guess I just met you in a bar is all. And for the record, everyone, I didn't have a boner. She just said that to stop dancing with me, because I was so charming and she had a boyfriend. That or I had a boner.<BR/><BR/>Scary: Candle sniffing is a good time. Let's hope I'm sniffing something else tonight, if you know what I mean. Woooo-hooo! That was gross. I'm sorry.<BR/><BR/>Zen: Y are you so awesome? I take the shopping excursion as a good sign too, and all these naysayers can piss up a rope. I listen to Zen Wizard, because he is my guru of awesomeness. <BR/><BR/>Mighty: I don't see that being a problem. Thanks!<BR/><BR/>Carrie: I suppose we did. We also shared tamales and played the game of Life. You are of substance, but, as a said earlier, I don't put blogger girls in the running, because although they're awesome, they might as well be living in Gotham City.<BR/><BR/>Michael: Good metaphor. My readers drop metaphors up in this piece.<BR/><BR/>So24: Yes, but you're not looking for the butterflies in your situation. You are looking for the stumbling.<BR/><BR/>Bottle: I don't think I'm ready for the 70-year-old, but I do appreciate the offer. Is she hot? <BR/><BR/>Oran Juice Jones is my boy. I do the monologue karaoke to rave reviews, and by rave reviews I mean the 3 people in my living room like it.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Miss: She did say it better, but I commend you for commenting on the current post, rather than the one just prior, so I find it a week later. How is your love life, BTW?<BR/><BR/>Steph: You're right! Thanks for the confidence booster.<BR/><BR/>Betty: I keep forgetting who you are without the boobhug moniker. <BR/><BR/>Kadonk: All valid points. Sober pharmacist date is the key to the whole thing . . .Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-76595864452116773022007-12-01T14:33:00.000-08:002007-12-01T14:33:00.000-08:00P.S. I thought I was the only one who LOVED that ...P.S. I thought I was the only one who LOVED that 80s song, <I>I Saw You Walking in the Rain</I>! Stellar song choice, Doc!?https://www.blogger.com/profile/17780556851578912386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-29895670983632046882007-12-01T08:19:00.000-08:002007-12-01T08:19:00.000-08:00Dip your knob in both of 'em. End of story.P.S. ...Dip your knob in both of 'em. End of story.<BR/><BR/>P.S. What is it with you and Asian chicks? My great aunt on my mom's side of the family is Chinese. Like, literally from China. My great uncled passed away last year so she's single. I hope you like 70-something year old Asian chicks.?https://www.blogger.com/profile/17780556851578912386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1711175231731179832007-12-01T06:15:00.000-08:002007-12-01T06:15:00.000-08:00While I am sure you would love it if your first da...While I am sure you would love it if your first date with the 'chosen' one led to sex, why does it have to be so final? I don't think there is anything wrong with dating both of them as long as you are honest about it and not sleeping with either of them. Get to know them better. Or at the very least, don't worry about it so much until you've met the pharmacist at least once sober. That said, butterflies are rare - don't waste them...Kritkrathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00326794443218496730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-57194400680763980822007-12-01T02:24:00.000-08:002007-12-01T02:24:00.000-08:00It must be so nice to have a choice! Good luck :)It must be so nice to have a choice! <BR/><BR/>Good luck :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-83176509741948560572007-11-30T22:03:00.000-08:002007-11-30T22:03:00.000-08:00You are studdly Dr Ken. Roll with it, date both an...You are studdly Dr Ken. Roll with it, date both and see who floats your boat the best.Stephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09486157834509821905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-73627768534226602322007-11-30T17:26:00.000-08:002007-11-30T17:26:00.000-08:00Take a chance Gancer and go for the med student. ...Take a chance Gancer and go for the med student. It makes perfect sense that things work one on one. There's chemistry and you feel nervous around one another and sometimes its weird to put that dynamic into a group thing. Oh I just saw that non-blondie said it all better so I'll just shut the hell up now.Ms. Laaw-yuhrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02886566073183586894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-65305167139887043352007-11-30T11:12:00.000-08:002007-11-30T11:12:00.000-08:00I'm pretty excited for all the blogging potential ...I'm pretty excited for all the blogging potential to come from this.<BR/><BR/>"Honest to God butterflies" is probably the best sign you can get, I feel. Ahhh, I remember what those were like!So@24https://www.blogger.com/profile/18279738816559913671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-22837915505324158562007-11-29T19:47:00.000-08:002007-11-29T19:47:00.000-08:00Those are good doors. Leave 'em both open, and ju...Those are good doors. Leave 'em both open, and just hang out in the foyer for a while.Michael5000https://www.blogger.com/profile/10148584819327475239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-38980745102848687412007-11-29T18:51:00.000-08:002007-11-29T18:51:00.000-08:00Dude, that Asian med-student is so not quality. An...Dude, that Asian med-student is so not quality. <BR/><BR/>And at least I know why you haven't been texting me lately. I'm perfectly content to take 2nd place to a Hungarian pharmacist.<BR/><BR/>However, I'm really hurt you don't consider me someone of "substance"--we did meet in a bar after all.I'm Not Carrie Bradshawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14152957957050737715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-78616102476084318322007-11-29T18:29:00.000-08:002007-11-29T18:29:00.000-08:00I'd go with the barfly. Just make sure you're alw...I'd go with the barfly. Just make sure you're always drunk from now on.Mighty Dyckersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03567545779834406431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-55812388434815352142007-11-29T17:37:00.000-08:002007-11-29T17:37:00.000-08:00"Juggle the two to keep one of them," a wise sage ..."Juggle the two to keep one of them," a wise sage once said.<BR/><BR/>Actually, I just made it up, but I didn't think you would take advice from someone who has not had a relationship in 5 years.<BR/><BR/>But the point is, sounds like with Asian pre-med especially, the second you start acting all possessive like "THE BOYFRIEND," you will lose her 'cause she's danglin' on the hook already.<BR/><BR/>On the flip side, you don't go with someone to Bed, Bath, and Beyond unless you want to get to <I>bed</I> with them and get <I>beyond</I> the obstacles to said activity.<BR/><BR/>I mean, if she had asked you to go with her to Acme Feed & Trucking, we might be looking at a mixed message right there. A hardware store would have also been a problem, because that means she just wants you to be her grunt/indentured servant.<BR/><BR/>But looking at sheets and linens of various "thread counts" (whatever the hell that means) is a good sign.Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-24810341622416270062007-11-29T16:46:00.000-08:002007-11-29T16:46:00.000-08:00The eastern block or the far east. Ahh the choices...The eastern block or the far east. Ahh the choices one gots to make when the Horndog is haunting you.<BR/><BR/>You went candle sniffing with a chick? She gonna LJBF ya.<BR/><BR/><BR/>STOMP.Scary Monsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07696640067623584730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-54224569817850772392007-11-29T16:33:00.000-08:002007-11-29T16:33:00.000-08:00Dr. Ken, you met me under similar circumstances as...Dr. Ken, you met me under similar circumstances as in we had a barroom makeout session? I can remember telling you that you had a boner & that no spit was swapped! For shame for shame!classyandfancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05181324712133385848noreply@blogger.com