tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post3996526197234030135..comments2024-02-05T00:52:58.356-08:00Comments on The Gancer: Moments After Waking Up This Morning . . .Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-42300093284478989882007-07-09T19:35:00.000-07:002007-07-09T19:35:00.000-07:00Hawkeye: Keep letting them rip! Sounds like you c...Hawkeye: Keep letting them rip! Sounds like you can really clear a room.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-81653992314122069192007-07-05T03:24:00.000-07:002007-07-05T03:24:00.000-07:00I am very proud to say that I hold the top 5 of th...I am very proud to say that I hold the top 5 of the top 10 most vile, putrid, revolting and hideous farts ever produced in our relationship. Bloke is very disappointed, as I am more about quality rather than quantity. He farts often, but they're mostly the "non chewy" variety.hawkeye23https://www.blogger.com/profile/02787892649237383016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-69758557685111653612007-07-02T21:00:00.000-07:002007-07-02T21:00:00.000-07:00Helper: I've heard that pregnant women rip ass lik...Helper: I've heard that pregnant women rip ass like crazy. That's sexy as hell.<BR/><BR/>Gled: Glad you stumbled upon my page. EVERYONE, check this dude's page out. He can write his ass off.<BR/><BR/>Reck: Well, if she is going to talk about me, I hope she tells her friends just how powerful a fart it was.<BR/><BR/>Legal: Are you a professional farter? <BR/><BR/>Jenny: That seems fair. With farts like the one I cranked out the other day, it may have to be discussed in the will too.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-62437783598877505732007-07-02T10:51:00.000-07:002007-07-02T10:51:00.000-07:00No, but it's a stipulation in the pre-nup!No, but it's a stipulation in the pre-nup!Jenny!https://www.blogger.com/profile/02894594994831955679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-19158800642694815552007-07-01T13:54:00.000-07:002007-07-01T13:54:00.000-07:00Doc --Just another reason I love this job of mine....Doc --<BR/><BR/>Just another reason I love this job of mine.<BR/><BR/>The Legal EagleGirl in a Guy's Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16239074780858752880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-2560263031625081012007-07-01T06:01:00.000-07:002007-07-01T06:01:00.000-07:00I am curious about your thoughts on the "dutch ove...I am curious about your thoughts on the "dutch oven." Just the phrase makes me laugh.<BR/><BR/>And to answer your question, my wife and I treat poo/farts like <I>Fight Club</I>: Rule #1 - Nobody talks about Poo/Farts. Rule #2 - NOBODY TALKS ABOUT POO/FARTSGrad School Rejecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02597149768398715417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-61260588631946719832007-07-01T03:49:00.000-07:002007-07-01T03:49:00.000-07:00The truth? Girls talk. She's probably telling all ...The truth? Girls talk. She's probably telling all her girlfriends right now and they are currently debating YOUR future. <BR/><BR/>Or<BR/><BR/>maybe she's a heavy sleeper and you got away with it. <BR/><BR/><BR/>Could go either way really.ReckenRollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13031775418821348300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-68948487999764905632007-07-01T03:26:00.000-07:002007-07-01T03:26:00.000-07:00everyone i first meet just thurps them out in fron...everyone i first meet just thurps them out in front of me... maybe i don't warrant the finer degrees of human acceptance ... or maybe they take one look at me and realize i'm vulgar... whatever but that's the truth...<BR/>you gotta good thing going on here. I dropped in via friends of friends typa thing.<BR/>I'm at gledwood2.blogspot ~ come by any time and comment on my uncommentworthy posting<BR/>all the best<BR/>gledsGledwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09308172310486574510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-54296359057021120742007-07-01T02:36:00.000-07:002007-07-01T02:36:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.ReckenRollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13031775418821348300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-81980386803202691522007-06-30T14:27:00.000-07:002007-06-30T14:27:00.000-07:00while i've enjoyed reading all your comments about...while i've enjoyed reading all your comments about uncomfortable smelly moments, try being pregnant.<BR/><BR/>i, like the zen wizard, successfully made it through ten years of dating with out farting in front of a boy. but once you're knocked up, there is no holding back.<BR/><BR/>you fart ALL THE TIME and they're smellier, juicier, come on faster, and you simply can't hold them in. i'm surprised my husband hasn't stopped at the local army/navy supply store and picked up a gas mask.<BR/><BR/>ahh....the joys of marriageAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-69934310468605471912007-06-29T15:23:00.000-07:002007-06-29T15:23:00.000-07:00k.i.d.: You're right about the unconditional love ...k.i.d.: You're right about the unconditional love period. Great call! Until then I'll just hold everything in. Gulp!<BR/><BR/>Legal: So you'll drop a deuce-deuce, and then announce it to all your coworkers? Awesome. Do you give them a post-game show too?<BR/><BR/>Mood: Glad you averted disaster. Better safe than sorry when it comes to crapping your pants. That's what my grandpappy always said.<BR/><BR/>Fever: She said nothing. This morning she was over, and I blasted a series of three farts, like brraaaap, brrraaaap, braaaaaaaap! Same thing: I just forgot I had company.<BR/><BR/>Phishez: Farts are funny. They're shit without the mess, as George Carlin would say.<BR/><BR/>Cherry: There is something in the air: Me and Cherry's farts. They don't call Chicago the windy city for nothing.<BR/><BR/>Niner: Ripping, sir.<BR/><BR/>Kadonk: You finished "the job?" You're a great catch!<BR/><BR/>Jenny: So, you like a poop-buddy, huh? That's romantic. Was that in your wedding vows? <BR/><BR/>Zen: Hilarious. "Umm, Well, that fart was complimenting the dress you wore tonight . . ."<BR/><BR/>Loaf: That can make for a smelly, musty shower, what with all the hot and stinky air. That's true love.<BR/><BR/>Eve: Yeah, now you've done it. Open season for your "guy." Gentlemen, start your engines . . .<BR/><BR/>Mighty: Not bad, huh? It really was a doozy. Like, that was all the farting I had to do for the whole day!<BR/><BR/>Chuck: Spooning far is not good, especially if you're being spooned, since the fart will reverburate right into the person. Yeah, I can't spell that word. What's it to you!!<BR/><BR/>Mystery: Don't worry, there's no WRONG comment to this post.<BR/><BR/>Airam: Glad the "Windy City" could brighten your day.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-77573497127991077992007-06-29T14:06:00.000-07:002007-06-29T14:06:00.000-07:00What is it with Chicago and their "shit" posts lat...What is it with Chicago and their "shit" posts lately!?!?!<BR/><BR/>You and [Cherry] have totally made my day yesterday!! This post was hilarious!Airamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06193964394693579433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-83860137037295031232007-06-29T10:31:00.000-07:002007-06-29T10:31:00.000-07:00I'm too repressed to know how to comment on this p...I'm too repressed to know how to comment on this post! Poop! Poop!mysterygirl!https://www.blogger.com/profile/01708758561975520042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-67711440990570238282007-06-28T19:15:00.000-07:002007-06-28T19:15:00.000-07:00I am in support of a burgeoning relationship movin...I am in support of a burgeoning relationship moving from the naive-in-the-clouds-la-da-da phaze into the warts/farts/I-love-you-anyway phaze.<BR/><BR/>But has anyone else made the we-were-spooning-and-I-farted-mistake? I highly recommend avoiding this no matter how long you've been together.chuckdaddy2000https://www.blogger.com/profile/13669075161175440366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-61440404721722201002007-06-28T17:34:00.000-07:002007-06-28T17:34:00.000-07:00That was you??! I thought I heard something aroun...That was you??! I thought I heard something around 7:30 this morning.Mighty Dyckersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03567545779834406431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-82242425917583939772007-06-28T14:57:00.000-07:002007-06-28T14:57:00.000-07:00Oh man. Hahahahaha.I woke myself (and my guy) up w...Oh man. Hahahahaha.<BR/><BR/>I woke myself (and my guy) up with a fart about a month ago. I accidentally opened the floodgates (his, not mine.)<BR/><BR/>And by the way, when you go "take a shower," you're not fooling anyone.<BR/><BR/>Congrats on the best fart ever though.Evehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03438920506463041744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-67229492083714833492007-06-28T13:44:00.000-07:002007-06-28T13:44:00.000-07:00I think the time it became acceptable for me to le...I think the time it became acceptable for me to let rip in the presence of my ex was around the time she thought it was alright to use the toilet while I was in the shower.<BR/><BR/>And really, is these the theme to the week between you and Cherry? I'm totally on board with that!Loafhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10547059521623104705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-18973235656670727532007-06-28T10:54:00.000-07:002007-06-28T10:54:00.000-07:00I have never ripped one off in front of a signific...I have never ripped one off in front of a significant other, and I am not sure why.<BR/><BR/>Though I will offer a potential remedy for the next time <I>you</I> do:<BR/><BR/>You: <I>"BRRRRAAAAP!"</I> (Pause...) "You know, in some cultures, that is viewed as complimenting the chef."<BR/><BR/>Her: "I haven't cooked for you since the night before last."<BR/><BR/>You: "And what a lovely meal that was! In fact, that must have been 'it'..."Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-3645116043941837072007-06-28T10:35:00.000-07:002007-06-28T10:35:00.000-07:00The only time I ever got annoyed with my ex is whe...The only time I ever got annoyed with my ex is when he let one rip like that while I was... um, already down in that general area. But even though I was annoyed, I still had to crack up, because seriously, how can you not laugh at farts?Kritkrathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00326794443218496730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-4476373887971346632007-06-28T07:46:00.000-07:002007-06-28T07:46:00.000-07:00Way to go!!! It's not healthy to hold in your far...Way to go!!! It's not healthy to hold in your farts... or hide things from a young relationship. Rip away!5 of 9erhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03902022873353359947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-64908343552766018352007-06-28T07:07:00.000-07:002007-06-28T07:07:00.000-07:00Dude, there must be something in the air today - c...Dude, there must be something in the air today - check out my post.The [Cherry] Ridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15796913131707426142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-88670965975087030812007-06-28T02:32:00.000-07:002007-06-28T02:32:00.000-07:00I bet she was laughing quietly in her head, and di...I bet she was laughing quietly in her head, and didn't want to open her eyes and let you see that she was amused.<BR/><BR/>C'mon. Fart jokes are always funny.phishezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03328265950758191175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-54226701717886966702007-06-28T01:08:00.000-07:002007-06-28T01:08:00.000-07:00Unfortunately, I don't have any shit related stori...Unfortunately, I don't have any shit related stories. I mean, I have plenty of shit ones, but that's not the same. But what did happen with your special lady? Did she say anything? Did she gag and throw up down the side of your bed?Come Back Brighterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06265267087716795746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1790452809259309262007-06-27T21:45:00.000-07:002007-06-27T21:45:00.000-07:00I have never actually "crapped my pants," but I ha...I have never actually "crapped my pants," but I had a friend who did once after a particularly bad case of food poisoning and ever-after the incident I would get completely paranoid that it would happen to me. I actually had my ex pull over one time when I was convinced I'd blown a load while driving home from dinner. He thought it was hilarious, especially when I confirmed I was, in fact, just being a hypochondriac of the worst kind. Serves me right for being the closet farter I am.Mood Indigohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16929563902268786112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-4957940401405681132007-06-27T21:23:00.000-07:002007-06-27T21:23:00.000-07:00I've had this exact conversation before!At work (y...I've had this exact conversation before!<BR/><BR/>At work (yes, I can do The Duece at work because I spend more time there than I do at home), we have a system that if someone should avoid the bathroom because The Browns have just been taken to the Super Bowl, we'll tell the other "That wing is cloooosed!"<BR/><BR/>Everyone does it. But like a guy once dated said:<BR/>"I know you do it. I just don't want to think about you going poop while we're doing it, because THAT'S when it will pop into my head." This is probably why I don't date him anymore.<BR/><BR/>There are definately more times this has happened....Girl in a Guy's Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16239074780858752880noreply@blogger.com