tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post7856481567652027095..comments2024-02-05T00:52:58.356-08:00Comments on The Gancer: Knuckles and Thoughts Equally Out of WhackDr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-75676605604704512032008-03-06T14:32:00.000-08:002008-03-06T14:32:00.000-08:00Blondie: I don't want to become Rubber Pinky Guy. ...Blondie: I don't want to become Rubber Pinky Guy. I need to carry beers. Lots of them!Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-26554858484160464272008-02-25T02:11:00.000-08:002008-02-25T02:11:00.000-08:00oh my god, are you some guy with tattoos at a gig ...oh my god, are you some guy with tattoos at a gig in London on Saturday? His pinky was RUBBER! He couldn't carry all his beers, it was so useless!non-Blondiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06104655198759198075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-84714908913802700872008-02-23T20:58:00.000-08:002008-02-23T20:58:00.000-08:00Jov: Okay, cool. Glad that's settled. That was r...Jov: Okay, cool. Glad that's settled. That was rather bazaar, but kind of fun, right?<BR/><BR/>Chardsy: I fixed the error. Thanks. "Vicodin's a helluva drug . . . "<BR/><BR/>Jake: Thanks for your concern, partner. I did finally post. Hope you enjoy, and I'll be by your fine site when I do my rounds tomorrow or the next day.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-62238907465475249602008-02-23T13:37:00.000-08:002008-02-23T13:37:00.000-08:00Hey Kenneth,How's the recovery? Either you can't t...Hey Kenneth,<BR/>How's the recovery? Either you can't type like the rest of us (using two fingers), your still on tour, or you've run out of vicodin and have to pimp yourself out on the street. Well whatever has caused your absence, Hope your doing o.k.<BR/>JakeJake Titushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16126069535890252632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-40258655756416749552008-02-22T16:21:00.000-08:002008-02-22T16:21:00.000-08:00A. You have 2 #2's which leads me to believe that ...A. You have 2 #2's which leads me to believe that vicodin really is the shit but maybe you shouldn't take it when writing. <BR/><BR/>B. The eagles? Really?? The Eagles?TSTuesdayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02861996934626150643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-84813789699269956652008-02-21T19:50:00.000-08:002008-02-21T19:50:00.000-08:00haha, i can live with thathaha, i can live with thatJerseySjovhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02077423345198367271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-49582507888864450222008-02-21T18:47:00.000-08:002008-02-21T18:47:00.000-08:00Elyse: The "outer finger" is doing well, and I sho...Elyse: The "outer finger" is doing well, and I should be playing again next week.<BR/><BR/>Jov: Let's bury the hatchet. I just am not going to cave in and say that you're more man than me. You're the bomb dancer and I'm the Beast from the East on the court. We're both awesome, okay? : )Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-82193445960780187452008-02-21T14:25:00.000-08:002008-02-21T14:25:00.000-08:00never said tutu, never worn a tutu.sorry that i ty...never said tutu, never worn a tutu.<BR/>sorry that i typo'd 'to do'<BR/>if i was a ballerina i'd have to do it with pointe shoes, which is worse.<BR/>i'm willing to venture you don't know what fouette's are, so i'm going to stop before i make myself really mad.JerseySjovhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02077423345198367271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-68561623079224529282008-02-21T12:36:00.000-08:002008-02-21T12:36:00.000-08:00Your starred commentary is fucking hilarious. Obvi...Your starred commentary is fucking hilarious. Obviously, this isn't the first time you've read this cause it's your "shtick" but seriously, I look forward to them. <BR/><BR/>Oh, and hope your pinky feels better!ETPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02012998621728819306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-5251793892772867182008-02-21T10:43:00.000-08:002008-02-21T10:43:00.000-08:0024: I've seen people who get it done like that. B...24: I've seen people who get it done like that. Blows my mind. Can you look up at the screen when you do that?<BR/><BR/>Zen: Ha! Thanks for breaking that shit down . . .<BR/><BR/>Jov: I don't doubt that it is painful stuff, but did you see how you tried to sound tough just then saying fouette turns? Also, tu-tu's don't help the cause. I'm sorry we got in a pissing contest here, but I'm just not giving into a ballerina.<BR/><BR/>Steph: You almost had your ass bone removed?????? Yikes.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-66476500174277580292008-02-20T16:17:00.000-08:002008-02-20T16:17:00.000-08:00playing basketball with men, huh?impressive, i'll ...playing basketball with men, huh?<BR/>impressive, i'll keep your big important games in mind next time i have to to barefoot fouette turns on a splintered, uneven stage on a broken toe at the end of a 2-hour long show without letting the audience know i'm exerting even the smallest amount of effort.<BR/>i'm beating my head against the wall here, i know, you people who have never danced seriously just don't have any idea what you're talking about. oh, and i have played basketball with men before, so i can compare the two activities.JerseySjovhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02077423345198367271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-37661237862322980022008-02-20T11:00:00.000-08:002008-02-20T11:00:00.000-08:00Well, as a general rule, if the Eagles are soundin...Well, as a general rule, if the Eagles are soundin' good, you just popped some really good shit.<BR/><BR/>Sober?<BR/><BR/>The aedenoidal, high tenor whine. The ersatz Country and Western production. The neo-Norman Rockwell Americana images interspersed strategically in the lyrics. The tasteful interplay of the steel guitar--but not so much as to knock them off of dead center of the AOR playlist. The saccharine harmonies...<BR/><BR/>It was music like that this made Johnny Rotten so pissed off.<BR/><BR/>And who wants to sleep with some chick in the desert tonight, with a million stars all around? There's a Motel 6 two exits up, and no lizards will crawl up your crack while you're shaggin' her.<BR/><BR/>It gets awful cold in that desert, by the way. Those million stars all around mean no cloud cover.Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-28180857239854433952008-02-20T10:38:00.000-08:002008-02-20T10:38:00.000-08:00I'm the Fastest Hunter/Pecker in the West.I pride ...I'm the Fastest Hunter/Pecker in the West.<BR/><BR/>I pride myself on these skills. Seriously. I wish there were some way you could witness me in all of my typing glorySo@24https://www.blogger.com/profile/18279738816559913671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-70792320283648761562008-02-20T09:08:00.000-08:002008-02-20T09:08:00.000-08:00Jers: When you leave something dislocated for a we...Jers: When you leave something dislocated for a week, the body doesn't like it, and tells you this with severe pain. Now, next time you want to one-up me, don't use DANCING of all things to make you sound tougher. I hurt myself playing basketball. With men.<BR/><BR/>Cork: Try it, man! You'll be the Captain of the Enterprise and railing green chicks in no time.<BR/><BR/>Cherry: Just don't say "dominate the taint."<BR/><BR/>Shifey: That doesn't sound easy, but you could have always enlisted the help of "the ladies."<BR/><BR/>Niner: See, you say it with no shame!<BR/><BR/>Donk: See, that's why there should be no rough-housing!Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-64486152848173005312008-02-20T08:41:00.000-08:002008-02-20T08:41:00.000-08:00My 115 pound younger sister was wrestling around w...My 115 pound younger sister was wrestling around with her boyfriend and pushed him over and he broke his HAND. And he doesn't have insurance either. And that is one SUCK situation to be in, especially when you are a college student!Kritkrathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00326794443218496730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-81141677547247120962008-02-20T07:27:00.000-08:002008-02-20T07:27:00.000-08:00My pinky hurts.My pinky hurts.5 of 9erhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03902022873353359947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-75752710164646715012008-02-20T06:31:00.000-08:002008-02-20T06:31:00.000-08:00Vicodin is good, but be careful because if you tak...Vicodin is good, but be careful because if you take too many or for too long, you might get constipated...not that I would know from experience or anything.Radioactive Torihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01588217525296865718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-87672848340588750592008-02-19T21:54:00.000-08:002008-02-19T21:54:00.000-08:00"Play through the pain" is what we tell the guys. ..."Play through the pain" is what we tell the guys. Abuse the good drugs while you can.Girl in a Guy's Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12985565559668154039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-59295621816324926802008-02-19T20:26:00.000-08:002008-02-19T20:26:00.000-08:00I was imagining you looking a little like Will Fer...I was imagining you looking a little like Will Ferrell in his latest movie. I like your strategy too. Your story also reminded me of when I jammed both of my thumbs in PE class. Do you know how hard it is to try and put on button-fly pants with two jammed thumbs? Good times.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-16627290075509981972008-02-19T15:12:00.000-08:002008-02-19T15:12:00.000-08:00I'm going to start using the phrase "dominated the...I'm going to start using the phrase "dominated the paint" on a daily basis. Proper.The [Cherry] Ridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15796913131707426142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-76559693475687235952008-02-19T11:08:00.000-08:002008-02-19T11:08:00.000-08:00Did somebody say Vicodin?!? Let me know when you'...Did somebody say Vicodin?!? Let me know when you're done with the pain so you can send me the REST of all your unused pills. Help a brother out, I need to dream, man. ;)captain corkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10782650450297504567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-77203699294980249232008-02-18T22:39:00.000-08:002008-02-18T22:39:00.000-08:00oh, have i mentioned yet that i've been dancing -b...oh, have i mentioned yet that i've been dancing -barefoot, natch- on a broken toe since SEPTEMBER??<BR/>aka man up. vicodin? pleeease.JerseySjovhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02077423345198367271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-85592236691221987842008-02-18T18:00:00.000-08:002008-02-18T18:00:00.000-08:00Polk: Thanks for coming by, and glad you like the ...Polk: Thanks for coming by, and glad you like the songs!<BR/><BR/>Helen: He looks like perhaps he was in the midst of a serious bender, as he should have been.<BR/><BR/>360: You're all banged up! I bet all those hurt come winter. I think I already said that to jake, but I like that line . . . <BR/><BR/>Dayandage: Pinkies up is right, God damn it!!! I've been sick for a while now, and I can't wait to flipping drink something with my newly aligned pinkie aimed towards the heavens.<BR/><BR/>Diesel: I'm going to respond with a total "chick" response: Are you saying my writing sucked before? I hate when chicks says stuff like that. But, yeah, is that what you're saying . . . <BR/><BR/>Pistols: I like the dental practice line! What a bunch of old punks! Some people take wreck sports too damn serious. I mean, I play hard, but mostly cause I know that's the only exercise I'll get all week.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-54846715802628274922008-02-18T17:49:00.000-08:002008-02-18T17:49:00.000-08:00The Eagles? I cannot imagine a dream where I can ...The Eagles? I cannot imagine a dream where I can even name a member of that band beyond Henley. I mean, sure, I loved Frey's chops in <I>Let's Get Harry</I>, but I guess I just don't know the first thing about the Eagles, which is kind of good for my immortal soul.<BR/><BR/>In my mid-20s, I injured some old dude in a pickup hockey game with an accidental check and started getting threatened by Lexus-driving 50-year-olds. It was the least tough moment of my life, summed up by me yelling at a group, "Go back to your dental practices, old men."paperback readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-1925050965374251122008-02-18T17:36:00.000-08:002008-02-18T17:36:00.000-08:00How is it that Vicodin and an injured finger seem ...How is it that Vicodin and an injured finger seem to have improved your writing?robkroesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14731849693307953813noreply@blogger.com