tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post8656835203818334901..comments2024-02-05T00:52:58.356-08:00Comments on The Gancer: Getting Spanky at the CockDr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-49857605389637493692009-01-11T13:41:00.000-08:002009-01-11T13:41:00.000-08:00Jessica: Was just reading blogs from a year ago an...Jessica: Was just reading blogs from a year ago and saw your comment. Thanks for dropping in your input on Spanx, even if it was a year later. : )Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-46620237232653967392008-02-07T16:00:00.000-08:002008-02-07T16:00:00.000-08:00I prefer being bare under my dresses. I bought som...I prefer being bare under my dresses. I bought some Spanx after seeing em on Oprah once. I hated em. I felt like a stuffed sausage and I got all sweaty putting em on. It was comedic!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-8151206305389908202008-01-08T15:35:00.000-08:002008-01-08T15:35:00.000-08:00Motor: Did you already leave? You must come to ou...Motor: Did you already leave? You must come to our next Blegger (Blogger/Kegger).<BR/><BR/>Clumsy: That's kind of what I thought. It's what you want to wear to look good, but you know you won't be letting any guy get your clothes off that night.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-69787900501633474972008-01-04T22:37:00.000-08:002008-01-04T22:37:00.000-08:00I have Spanx, but it's a man-made chastity belt. W...I have Spanx, but it's a man-made chastity belt. <BR/><BR/>Wear Spanx, look great.<BR/><BR/>No action.The Clumsy Chatterboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14544493005804876899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-13170425615181132242008-01-03T09:26:00.000-08:002008-01-03T09:26:00.000-08:00Gah, I'm gonna miss good ole Chi-town.Gah, I'm gonna miss good ole Chi-town.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-88044871918962494652007-12-30T22:50:00.000-08:002007-12-30T22:50:00.000-08:00Girl: Scary, yes, but we must confront them head-o...Girl: Scary, yes, but we must confront them head-on.<BR/><BR/>Zen: The Yanks sound great! You have a wealth of gem ideas, brother.<BR/><BR/>Smack: Your "tiny" friend with the "gynormous boobs" sounds good to me, "weird" body, spanx, and all.<BR/><BR/>Chud: Sorry for the absence, big fella. Thanks for checking in. <BR/><BR/>Sassy: And same to you, Sassy. I'm having a very "frat boy" party at my apartment tomorrow, and I wish you all could be there.<BR/><BR/>Eve: Damn! Well, have her do the runway turn with the spanx and get a video for our research purposes.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-57083095780891471022007-12-30T13:41:00.000-08:002007-12-30T13:41:00.000-08:00Yes, she was wearing them. No, it was more of a dr...Yes, she was wearing them. No, it was more of a drunken bar flash than a runway turn.Evehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03438920506463041744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-60275495667332344002007-12-30T08:18:00.000-08:002007-12-30T08:18:00.000-08:00Happy New Year, Dr. Ken! :)Happy New Year, Dr. Ken! :)Sassy Blondiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03387722604118606353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-11792146230346818842007-12-28T19:08:00.000-08:002007-12-28T19:08:00.000-08:00My girlfriend is a tiny tiny girl but with gynormo...My girlfriend is a tiny tiny girl but with gynormous boobs even post-reduction. BUT she has an unusual shape middle, in that it pokes out weirdly, not fat, but weird, so she has a body-suit thing she wears out which keeps it all shaped nicely.<BR/><BR/>By the time the boys get her home, with her tiny body, big boobs and willing mouth, they dont notice, or don't care about the weird shaped tum.<BR/><BR/>I personally have a beautiful wedding torselette which is like a corset, but with built in bra-bits.<BR/><BR/>Merry Christmas, honey.Ms Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02921397003809292438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-43553880534462228102007-12-27T15:29:00.000-08:002007-12-27T15:29:00.000-08:00How about--put blue pinstripes on them and call th...How about--put blue pinstripes on them and call them, <I>"Yankx"??</I> Possible trademark issues?<BR/><BR/>I still think we need a codpiece on 'em--a padded one would be nice, since we are going for flattering deception anyway.Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-72741951712831937302007-12-26T20:20:00.000-08:002007-12-26T20:20:00.000-08:00Spanx are downright scary.Spanx are downright scary.Girl in a Guy's Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12985565559668154039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-61253987206291806752007-12-25T21:53:00.000-08:002007-12-25T21:53:00.000-08:00unbon: Don't be afraid . . . Diesel: They so do.Ch...unbon: Don't be afraid . . . <BR/><BR/>Diesel: They so do.<BR/><BR/>Charm: Any time, homegirl.<BR/><BR/>Seq: I HATE those maternity outfits!! You know what I do like, though? The Geisha Girl outfits. Oooooooh, snap! I'm also glad that wife-beats came in style. Also good for The Gancer.<BR/><BR/>Scary: Thanks for coming by during your retirement!Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-57007713803893898022007-12-24T23:23:00.000-08:002007-12-24T23:23:00.000-08:00Stompy Christmas, sister.Hope alla ya nasty sexual...Stompy Christmas, sister.<BR/>Hope alla ya nasty sexual fantasies and dreams come true!<BR/><BR/>Scary Monster.<BR/><BR/>Me goin out to nibble onna reindeer, yeah!Scary Monsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07696640067623584730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-46462454058854363702007-12-24T21:26:00.000-08:002007-12-24T21:26:00.000-08:00I always want spanx, actually, though not enough t...I always want spanx, actually, though not enough to actually buy them. I always think, "ooh, I would look way awesome if there were only some kind of a device to hide the fact that I drank a pitcher a night for a whole semester..." And there IS such a product! But like I said, never actually tried it.<BR/><BR/>I went the empire-waist dress route instead, which is also a mistake because those can sometimes look like maternity wear. Now I know.Brunhildahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07783804950701866714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-60890066583651921392007-12-24T19:27:00.000-08:002007-12-24T19:27:00.000-08:00Doc,I heart you for that.Thanks.Doc,<BR/><BR/>I heart you for that.<BR/><BR/>Thanks.The Charming Hedonisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15803101452167248228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-20905418763522211052007-12-24T13:09:00.000-08:002007-12-24T13:09:00.000-08:00Men don't need those things because we know that w...Men don't need those things because we know that women secretly find our fat, hairy bellies very attractive.robkroesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14731849693307953813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-9792607907614589362007-12-24T10:30:00.000-08:002007-12-24T10:30:00.000-08:00I've heard they exist, seen them at stores, even p...I've heard they exist, seen them at stores, even pointed to them and questioned females about "what the fuck is that...spanx?" but, thank GAWD never been faced with such horrors.The Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06844964515008695445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-40271146454577616562007-12-23T22:21:00.000-08:002007-12-23T22:21:00.000-08:00Classy: That's . . . quite the apparel. I like it...Classy: That's . . . quite the apparel. I like it!<BR/><BR/>Sass: Good to know that Oprah endorses Obama AND Spanx.<BR/><BR/>Radio: Yes, when you zoom in I can see that. Did anyone else think she was washing her car at first, or am I a village idiot?<BR/><BR/>Zen: You can pontificate on just about anything, can't you? Knew I can count on you to bring up such puzzling questions.<BR/><BR/>Jersey: Yes, there is the worry of a gentleman caller spotting your Spanx. How embarrassing, and what a let down for him, I suppose. <BR/><BR/>Eve: Tell us more of the friend showing you the Spanx. Was she wearing them? Did she do a little, runway turn?<BR/><BR/>Gled: You haven't been around, have you? Vulgarity is fair game here at The Gancer. Let it loose!<BR/><BR/>Cork: Yeah? Maybe bikers that hang out at The Blue Oyster Bar from Police Academy.<BR/><BR/>Grad: I sent you an email, so let me know if you get it. I'd be glad to show you my fair city, and by that I mean get you drunk and laid. Wait, you're married. Just the first one then.<BR/><BR/>Charm: Hmmm, that seems like a good way to blow a sale to me. I'm sure you looked smashing. F her.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-87888543859028878432007-12-23T18:29:00.000-08:002007-12-23T18:29:00.000-08:00I was trying on a bridesmaid dress and the woman a...I was trying on a bridesmaid dress and the woman at the dress shop said to put spanx on before putting the dress on. I didn't understand why (I may have hips, dammit, but they're not lumpy) because the dress fit perfectly.<BR/><BR/>After trying to get into those things, I decided that if I'm going to get Spanxed I'm at least getting dinner out of it.The Charming Hedonisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15803101452167248228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-16556699015549819072007-12-23T10:09:00.000-08:002007-12-23T10:09:00.000-08:00Spanx are NEVER worn if there is a possibility of ...Spanx are NEVER worn if there is a possibility of her getting naked with a guy. I think that guys' typically learn of spanx after they are married and have had a kid and their wife is trying to squish in her expanded belly.Airamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06193964394693579433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-22092068808740369712007-12-23T07:48:00.000-08:002007-12-23T07:48:00.000-08:00I wish someone at my office would yell out "Hey, D...I wish someone at my office would yell out "Hey, Did breast feeding fuck up yo titties?" That would probably make my week if not my year.<BR/><BR/>Some chance I'll be in Chicagoland during January or February - Any chance you and your crew will want some drinks?Grad School Rejecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02597149768398715417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-36731168843233284932007-12-22T23:01:00.000-08:002007-12-22T23:01:00.000-08:00Don't bike riders where those things?Don't bike riders where those things?captain corkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10782650450297504567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-26061548624881200432007-12-22T14:30:00.000-08:002007-12-22T14:30:00.000-08:00Hey you remind me of some vulgarity that I won't s...Hey you remind me of some vulgarity that I won't say here!<BR/><BR/>;->...Gledwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09308172310486574510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-63076060932648674962007-12-21T17:05:00.000-08:002007-12-21T17:05:00.000-08:00That's a modern day girdle. I've never worn one, b...That's a modern day girdle. I've never worn one, but I have a friend who showed me hers recently. It seems a bit odd, if you ask me, but also kind of genius.<BR/><BR/>Also: balls waxed?! Do guys really do this? OW!Evehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03438920506463041744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-34189690053262901542007-12-21T13:33:00.000-08:002007-12-21T13:33:00.000-08:00in the bridget jones movie she has a dilemma to we...in the bridget jones movie she has a dilemma to wear spanx, which would let her look hot enough to seduce her intended, or to wear sexy underwear, which would look nice once the potential seduction was underway.<BR/>i think its a better idea to just buy clothing that makes you look nice on the outside, ie dresses that dont cling/bunch where they shouldnt, and always go with the sexy underwear.JerseySjovhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02077423345198367271noreply@blogger.com