tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post9140729756560318207..comments2024-02-05T00:52:58.356-08:00Comments on The Gancer: Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-27064803888044082952010-03-06T11:46:46.075-08:002010-03-06T11:46:46.075-08:00Smack: Yes, not a usual request.
Grant: As long a...Smack: Yes, not a usual request.<br /><br />Grant: As long as you don't pee all over the seat cause you don't want to lift the seat with your hand. Just lift it with your foot!<br /><br />Ari: Foster kills in this sketch if you ask me.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-35216509897878900702008-06-13T18:06:00.000-07:002008-06-13T18:06:00.000-07:00Foster Brooks -- funny before I started drinkin', ...Foster Brooks -- funny before I started drinkin', even funnier now.Vhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04337883736748271928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-43670774804522280092008-06-05T07:29:00.000-07:002008-06-05T07:29:00.000-07:00That's why I always get stage fright and use the s...That's why I always get stage fright and use the stalls.Moderatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02318879290010704973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-38625770728753162922008-05-31T23:52:00.000-07:002008-05-31T23:52:00.000-07:00hahaha, yeah, I hear ya.hahaha, yeah, I hear ya.Ms Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02921397003809292438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-68000109413035347332008-05-31T11:06:00.000-07:002008-05-31T11:06:00.000-07:00Smackdown: If you take that out of context and jus...Smackdown: If you take that out of context and just read, "I'd kill to be the fly upon a wall at a man's urinal," one would think that a little strange and gross.<BR/><BR/>Knockers: We're fighting again when I'm sober. That was some bullshit. I couldn't get my footing on that slippery floor.<BR/><BR/>Sequined Cowgirl: Whatever happened to your shower? That is spelled the same way as like taking a shower. Hell, tell me about this morning's shower too.<BR/><BR/>Helen: That dude cracks me up. "Are you sure you're not an airline pilot?"<BR/><BR/>360: On point? Thanks, bud.<BR/><BR/>Sabina the Teenage Witch: Join forces we will. zi think between the two of us we have enough "encounters" to draw from for ages.<BR/><BR/>Chudzilla: That would be some show. Propane tank shooting and Dirty Dancing catches . . . <BR/><BR/>Red Dawn: Where does all your pee pee go?<BR/><BR/>24: That was you? A 5'3" guy beat my ass? Jeez . . . <BR/><BR/>Charm: Of course we do. At Cubs games, my buddy and I pride ourselves at making an entire men's room full of men laugh with a money comment.<BR/><BR/>Chud: Shit! I should have had the guy in the story intentionally pee on the other guy's shoe. That would have built more tension and made a fight seem more plausible. Shit!<BR/><BR/>Zen: Hahahah. Foster Brooks is everything I want to be tonight.<BR/><BR/>Cherry: I have too much ADHD to write a novel. I need to do a bunch of little projects. Haven't seen Casey in a while . . . <BR/><BR/>Zen: That's still comic gold. I go with the "look how faced I am" approach many a night, like last night when I threw some patio furniture off my deck for no good reason.<BR/><BR/>Shife: You ever try to piss in the urinal and hit your penis? Me neither.<BR/><BR/>Titus: He's EVERYONE'S hero.<BR/><BR/>Donk: Never heard that one? Hope you MEET three of them.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-49619962036329126192008-05-30T07:35:00.000-07:002008-05-30T07:35:00.000-07:00And I will now be fitting 'grower not a shower' in...And I will now be fitting 'grower not a shower' into conversations at least three times today.Kritkrathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00326794443218496730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-91639168829472872022008-05-29T23:49:00.000-07:002008-05-29T23:49:00.000-07:00Foster Brooks is my friggen' hero. No wait,.... or...Foster Brooks is my friggen' hero. No wait,.... or is it Box Car Willy?Jake Titushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16126069535890252632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-79651842247566722372008-05-29T16:26:00.000-07:002008-05-29T16:26:00.000-07:00Is this a re-enactment where the names have been c...Is this a re-enactment where the names have been changed to protect the innocent? I thought it was ingrained in our DNA about the urinal protocol. You just do your business and get moving. Stare at your dick and that is it. I think you should submit this little script to The Human Giant on MTV.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-9605638332424589632008-05-28T13:20:00.000-07:002008-05-28T13:20:00.000-07:00I seem to recall that George Gobel went to the, "I...I seem to recall that George Gobel went to the, "I'm so 'faced I can't make it through the rest of this stupid song"-well, a couple times also.<BR/><BR/>That was comic gold back in 1962...Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-87003772331003653092008-05-28T13:15:00.000-07:002008-05-28T13:15:00.000-07:00Very good. Please tell me you are writing a novel ...Very good. Please tell me you are writing a novel of which this will be included. PS - where is casey? I miss casey.The [Cherry] Ridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15796913131707426142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-3134515957184094262008-05-28T11:59:00.000-07:002008-05-28T11:59:00.000-07:00I was going to relay a great Foster Brooks anecdot...I was going to relay a great Foster Brooks anecdote that this other old guy who actually knew him told me...<BR/><BR/>...then I realized it was a Sheb Wooley anecdote...I keep getting them mixed up. I remember they both got drunk and sung songs; and I remember that this occurred in a time period when it was still mildly funny. <BR/><BR/>It was a simpler time when the line, "I'm not drinking anymore...and I'm not drinking any less" was still funny.<BR/><BR/>So I am both old enough to get the reference and old enough to start getting senile about the reference and cross-referencing it.Zen Wizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10932736559039078183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-41964876453058232682008-05-28T11:27:00.000-07:002008-05-28T11:27:00.000-07:00charming... yes. we do. sometimes a lot of shit ta...charming... yes. we do. sometimes a lot of shit talk like you see here, and sometimes friendly banter. but i've seen fights break out in pissrooms too. so, it can go any way.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-23824266483986125632008-05-27T19:16:00.000-07:002008-05-27T19:16:00.000-07:00I'm 24's legal counsel. You're hearing from me no...I'm 24's legal counsel. You're hearing from me now. We're asking that you cease and desist use of his likeness in your blog.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Kidding, kidding! Of course! Nothing but love for you Doc!<BR/><BR/>But I have to wonder -- do guys really talk in the bathroom while peeing? Um, gross.The Charming Hedonisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15803101452167248228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-54100880610902373042008-05-27T18:26:00.000-07:002008-05-27T18:26:00.000-07:00I did not give you permission to use me in this bl...I did not give you permission to use me in this blog.<BR/><BR/>You'll be hearing from my lawyer soon.So@24https://www.blogger.com/profile/18279738816559913671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-37701891601137340332008-05-27T18:14:00.000-07:002008-05-27T18:14:00.000-07:00I only go in men's rooms to check out other dudes,...I only go in men's rooms to check out other dudes, as I evolved beyond urinating years ago.paperback readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-60065741845421332802008-05-27T17:43:00.000-07:002008-05-27T17:43:00.000-07:00i think i've had that conversation before. though,...i think i've had that conversation before. though, in many different parts. never all as part of the same conversation with the same person. are you recording me? that'd be a hell of a show if you did.Drunken Chudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04669157739028122437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-61320486249221734832008-05-27T15:27:00.000-07:002008-05-27T15:27:00.000-07:00I always feel like I can come up with a great stor...I always feel like I can come up with a great story, but my dialogue falls flat. Maybe we should join forces. And I, like Sequined, love the expression "grower, not a shower."Sabinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12509681361637532022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-21555801812546995782008-05-27T07:02:00.000-07:002008-05-27T07:02:00.000-07:00lol... this dialog was on point! who needs a story...lol... this dialog was on point! who needs a story line with this? submit this to SNL as a sketch... it's alot better than the crap they've had over the past couple yrs anyway. good job!M360https://www.blogger.com/profile/04198948037286960135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-49926079078072846362008-05-26T18:25:00.000-07:002008-05-26T18:25:00.000-07:00Having grown up in bowling alleys, VFW Halls, and ...Having grown up in bowling alleys, VFW Halls, and watching the Dean Martin Roasts, I truly appreciate this.<BR/><BR/>Foster Brooks should in no way be confused with Foster Grant, who was also very popular in the 70s.<BR/><BR/>;o)Helen Mansfieldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11370905227460289276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-39911021724133167732008-05-26T08:59:00.000-07:002008-05-26T08:59:00.000-07:00Haha my ex was a grower (not a shower); I love tha...Haha my ex was a grower (not a shower); I love that expression. And this scene would be hilarious in movie-or-tv-show form.Brunhildahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07783804950701866714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-24501142963874092472008-05-24T23:50:00.000-07:002008-05-24T23:50:00.000-07:00Shit man, I'm sorry - I didn't realize that was yo...Shit man, I'm sorry - I didn't realize that was you.Joe Whitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04070826509389809366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19817593.post-14697776814029418722008-05-24T17:13:00.000-07:002008-05-24T17:13:00.000-07:00Hilarious story. I would kill to be the fly upon a...Hilarious story. I would kill to be the fly upon a wall at a man's urinal sometimes. I'm sure very important conversations have taken place there!Ms Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02921397003809292438noreply@blogger.com