I just found a great way to cheer myself up, and I hope it works for you.
Go to dictionary.com, key in funny/gross words, and make your computer pronounce them out loud. There are girl and boy readers, and they both have a knack for making funny words funnier. Try these:
Scrotum
Dick
Pussy
Penis
Smegma
Fart
Shit
Poop
Tits
Nuts
Masturbation
The holidays can be depressing. Maybe some dirty words with a deadpan delivery will help. It has to help a little. I mean, just listen!
If you want a real laugh, put in 'couch'. Seriously. Try it.
ReplyDeleteAnother fun thing to do is send someone a monk e-mail on careerbuilder, and make the monkeys say gross stuff. It cracks me up every time!
ReplyDeleteWhere was this tool when I was ten?
ReplyDeleteHeh, heh: I said, "tool"!
back when i was a child we'd look up 'naughty words' like 'penis' in the real paper dictionary, then tell our friends what page number they were on, then we'd all have a nice giggle.
ReplyDeletehahah i'm cracking up over the couch suggestion. brilliant.
ReplyDeleteI like your idea but I do have to agree with Coconut. Those monkey emails are a lot of fun especially in the hands of a sick mind.
ReplyDeleteDoes it sound like Stephen Hawking? That's awesome.
ReplyDeleteDonk: Does it say "cooch?"
ReplyDeleteNut: I need to try that!
Zen: It's fun, right? I like to hit a funny one a minimum of 5 times.
Jov: What is the definition of that word?
Log: That donk knows her stuff.
Shifey: I'm trying that monkey thing for sure!
Grant: No, it's a real person voice who must have sat in a studio for hours.
Whois: Are you shamelessly promoting your own blog?? That's something I would do!
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