Tuesday, May 03, 2011

For Those of You Who Don't Have Me On Facebook, Behold Me Commenting on My Own Stupid Update . . .

And here's the fun part: I'm so stupid that I don't know how to change the color of the font for just this post, so highlight everything and scroll so you can read it against the background. It's like a secret decoding mission! Yeah, I'm just trying to make it sound fun because I don't know what the hell I'm doing . . .

Dr. Kenneth's Profile, Dr. Kenneth's Wall
  • Dr. Kenneth Noiswater:
    Anyone watching NBA live on TNT-internet? This is a great Heat/Celtix game, but switch the camera to "Action Cam" or you will be watching "Mosaic Cam," which I think is how flies watch the NBA.
    2 hours ago · · ·
      • Dr. Kenneth Noiswater
        Actually, when regular TV is at commercial, go back to "Fly Cam" and watch random crap going on all over the stadium and "Jock Jams" over the P.A.
        2 hours ago ·
      • Dr. Kenneth Noiswater
        Oooh! "Backboard Cam!" I can't wait until someone dunks right in my muthagrabbin' face!! I swear I don't work for TNT.
        2 hours ago ·
      • Dr. Kenneth Noiswater
        And, ladies, if you like Wade, you can just switch on the Wade cam and watch him close up, even when he's on the bench. Rondo Cam too if you're into weird guys who are good athletes but kinda weird-looking.
        2 hours ago · · One Person
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4 comments:

  1. BeckEye9:43 PM

    Aww, you're your own best friend.

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  2. Radioactive Tori9:25 AM

    I'm kind of disappointed that you didn't leave the first comment on your post. That would have been perfect.

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  3. Mr. Shife7:18 PM

    I was too distracted by the Cubs logo in your Facebook profile picture. I guess this just proves no one is perfect.

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  4. Dr. Kenneth Noisewater8:08 PM

    Beck: I sure was that night! Who needs friends when you have all those camera angles?

    Radio: Yes. There's nothing like instaneously commenting upon yourself.

    Shifey: Yeah, that pic was stolen from those people who take your picture during Cubs games. It was 1970's night so I put on a mullet and a Black Sabbath shirt.

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