Tuesday, August 10, 2010

I Have a Crush . . .

. . . on Christina Hendricks, the buxom redhead from TV's Mad Men. It's no secret that I like tall, confident, successful, ample bosomed beautiful women, and you need look no further than Gancey Girlfriend for evidence of this.

However, I haven't had a crush like this since we started dating, and I'm so, so thankful that my latest crush is on a woman on television and not someone in real life. However, sometimes it feels like a crush in grade school. I'll explain . . .

When she has a scene in the show, I get a little nervous, tweak my hair, sit up straight, and I get a little excited and nervous. What the hell is that all about? She's on the television, Dr. Ken! It's just a good thing she doesn't work in my office, that's all I"m saying, or I'd be a bumbling idiot. I'm just not nearly as smooth as Don Draper. She'd ask me if I wanted some coffee, and I'd mutter something about her big boobs and her milky white skin. Not smooth.

10 comments:

HeatherLynn said...

awwwwwwwww...you like redheads with big boobs and milky white skin...!!

God bless you!

as for the bumbling idiot routine, welcome to my world, i've been stuck in bumbling idiot hell around my bf for months! does it ever go away?!

~hl~

JerseySjov said...

she's married to the guy in super troopers who eats the whole bag of shrooms.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Lyn: If he's a bumbling idiot around you after a few months still, that's a great sign, I think. I'm still always trying to impress my GF, and I think that's really good. When I start wearing fanny packs and sweat pants, she should start worrying.

Jov: She's married to some idiot in Super Troopers? At first I thought you meant Starship Troopers, and I was trying to remember a shroom scene. You know, Super Troopers just didn't do it for me, and Beer Fest was even crappier. I thought that first scene in ST when they pull the stoned guys over was funny, and then it just took a nose dive. Maybe I'm just too old for that one or something because when I was your age I loved The Stoned Age. Still do . . .

HeatherLynn said...

DKN ~ LOL...he's not doing it, "I" am!!!! I'm the bumbling idiot! *slaps forehead*....

so what you're sayin is that it DOESN'T go away then? Crap!

~hl~

BeckEye said...

It would be easier to count the number of people who DON'T have a crush on her. I have one too.

Heff said...

Props to ya, Brotha. That girl's got some million dollar cans !

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Lyn: Oh, that's good if you're the bumbling idiot. It may not go away if he's a really hot dude. Good luck, bumbler!

Beck: Yeah, she's finer than fine wine.

Heff: Yes. Nice knocks on that one. Heff likes 'um like I like 'um, it seems.

JerseySjov said...

yeah, the guy in the first scene who ends up licking the glass in the car. that's who gets to touch her.

HeatherLynn said...

DKN ~ thanks...I'm going to need all the luck I can get....*laughs*

~hl~

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Jov: Wow. Guess she's into funny guys. Wait, no . . .

Lyn: Keep bumblin'.