Showing posts with label monsters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label monsters. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Him: Hey, babe.  You almost done in there?  Because I gotta poo like a mastodon.

Her: Yikes.






Him: Wait, what's a mastodon again?  A minotaur is half man and half bull, and a centaur is a half man and half horse . . .




Her: A mastadon is a giant, hairy elephant thing.

Him: Oh yeah.  That's what I gotta' poo like so hurry up in there.