Friday, September 06, 2013

Bad Guys and Acne Scars

I had these thoughts late at night while unlocking my bike outside of a crowded bar:


Those two guys look suspicious.  I don't want to get robbed.  Guy on the right has acne scars.  It's not my fault that I'm scared of him.  The 80's taught me to be scared of those types, what with the dude from "Grease" and Bryan Adams.

8 comments:

David Oliver said...

I can't help judging a book by its cover. Knowing I shouldn't doesn't help much. But everybody does it and everybody knows it. Just the other day on a blog an author had finished her book and announced the cover would be shown on such and such day. People couldn't wait to see it!

Unfortunately I think you can add this judgment thingy to the long, long list of stuff humanity suffers from because I don't see a fix coming anytime soon.

Gorilla Bananas said...

I always look at the eyes. Crazy eyes are a dangerous sign. Dead shark-like eyes are also worrying on any primate. Eyes like Dopey are the safest ones.

Cocaine Princess said...

I'd have to agree with Gorilla Bananas. You can tell a lot about a person by looking into their eyes.

Kenneth Noisewater said...

David: We can't help our gut reactions, right?

Gorilla: These dudes had the eyes too. At least I think they did. I had drunk eyes at the time.

Coke: Would if they have hungry eyes?

David Oliver said...

Right. And I agree with Gorilla and the Princess about the eyes. The trouble is I always feel like I'm staring, and I probably am, if I'm looking at a stranger in the eyes unless I'm talking to him. And really I don't want to strike up a conversation with some bad ass on the street. I wouldn't know what to say. You can't exactly say, "hey dude, how's it hanging?

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Stranger danger is natural, but this stranger would never take offense to a "How's it hangin'?"

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Kenneth Noisewater said...

Are you shitting me? I say something about acne scars and Bryan Adams and an advertiser finds it? The internet really sucks. Fuck you, accutane. You're worse than Bryan Adams.