Showing posts with label Christina Hendricks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christina Hendricks. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

I Have a Crush . . .

. . . on Christina Hendricks, the buxom redhead from TV's Mad Men. It's no secret that I like tall, confident, successful, ample bosomed beautiful women, and you need look no further than Gancey Girlfriend for evidence of this.

However, I haven't had a crush like this since we started dating, and I'm so, so thankful that my latest crush is on a woman on television and not someone in real life. However, sometimes it feels like a crush in grade school. I'll explain . . .

When she has a scene in the show, I get a little nervous, tweak my hair, sit up straight, and I get a little excited and nervous. What the hell is that all about? She's on the television, Dr. Ken! It's just a good thing she doesn't work in my office, that's all I"m saying, or I'd be a bumbling idiot. I'm just not nearly as smooth as Don Draper. She'd ask me if I wanted some coffee, and I'd mutter something about her big boobs and her milky white skin. Not smooth.