. . . "Did you ever play a part on "Dawson's Creek?"

I said, "Are
you calling me James Van Der Beek? Okay, that's pretty funny. Now get
back to work."

It was funny. I mean, sometimes they call me
Larry Bird, Dirk
Nowitzki, or white boy (I went off on that kid and he got suspended), but James Van Der Beek is kind of a deep cut.