Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Some Kid In My Hood School Asked Me . . .


. . . "Did you ever play a part on "Dawson's Creek?"






I said, "Are
you calling me James Van Der Beek? Okay, that's pretty funny. Now get
back to work."








It was funny. I mean, sometimes they call me
Larry Bird, Dirk
Nowitzki, or white boy (I went off on that kid and he got suspended), but James Van Der Beek is kind of a deep cut.




9 comments:

Aubree said...

one time i put a picture of me in a celebrity face recognition thing and it gave me JUDE LAW, emmy rossum and a bunch of random asian people.
so it could be worse!

BeckEye said...

You should've gone all Denis Leary on that kid's ass.

Andrew said...

Worry not, Dr. Ken. When My hair is a certain way & I wore my old glasses, people always used to call me Harry Potter. Pissed me off. When I worked at the movie theater when one of the movies came out this old lady wanted me to pretend to be Harry for her granddaughter. I told her no.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Aubree: A dude and some Asians? That thing isn't working properly . . .

Beck: Yes, I could have went on a Leary rant about him being 20 and a sophomore, but no . . . . That might have gotten me fired.

Andrew: Yes! You have your pride!

Mr. Shife said...

I was thinking that Dr. Ken was more of a Rick Schroeder type, but JVDB works. Larry Bird is not cool and Nowitzki I can see because I think deep down you sing Hasselhoff songs to yourself. Stay golden Ponyboy.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Shife: Yes. A Rick Shcroeder, not a Ricky Scrhroeder. The slightly matured "Ricker."

radioactive girl said...

I think Dawson is funny looking and from the pictures I have seen of you, you are much better looking. Maybe it's like my friend who once told me I looked like someone that I do not look like at all. When I asked her what she meant she said "I don't know, all you white girls look the same to me sometimes". That was hilarious and we both laughed like crazy about it.

I get that because I have a thing where if there are too many brown haired girls on a tv show I can not keep them straight. They all look the same to me sort of. Not really, but enough alike that I can't tell who is who, making for confusing viewing when one is a criminal and one a cop or something like that.

Kadonkadonk said...

I'd be pissed if some asshole called me white too! Oh, wait...

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Radio: Actually, I could have told the kid that he reminds me of Bernie Mac, but I think he already knows that because I have heard him doing one of his bits.

Kadonk: I really don't mind whiteboy, but not in front of other kids because it just looks bad.