Mooj's Pop Quiz

I came across this extended scene from 40-Year-Old Virgin with tons more gross crap in Mooj's speech. So, okay, Seven Readers, how many things that Mooj mentions do you know? If you have a minute, look one or two up on Urban Dictionary and post the definition in the comments. I know I had to look up Alligator Fuck House and Pussy Cocktail Juice . . .