The Liars Are Back!

I'm starting back up my Liars Club blog about funny stuff that I come across in Chicago along with 2 new contributors.  Be sure to come by to find out what the founding Liars have been doing.  Also, we could always use another contributor or two, so if you live or have ever lived in Chicago and would like to be a Liar, send me an email.

Now, I don't like being that guy who gives a link and doesn't provide a proper blog post so here goes:

Today I was telling some other fellas how Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian get a lot of attention for having giant disproportionate butts, but Nicki Manaj doesn't seem to get as much credit for having a rear end that is equally rotund.  This hardly seems fair.

Plus, that Nicki Minaj seems like a nice kid.

Yup.  That's a great deal of ass.

This is also a substantial rump.

But that is a gigantic hind quarters as well, right????

What do you think about all of this, Readers?  Is this a clear case of booty discrimination or something else all together?

As I Walked Into the Bathroom At a Nationwide Sub Sandwich Chain . . .

. . . I said to myself, "This place smells like 200% of the ass of a 400 pound silverback gorilla on a hot and sweaty jungle afternoon."

I just thought it was an interesting analogy that I should share with you, my Seven Readers, primarily to see what Gorilla Bananas, one of my most loyal commenters, would say in response.