1. I have interns for the first time of my life, and it's a lot of fun but sort of more work, at least at first. In the long run, they're going to help me with the insane workload, but right now I have to run all over the place and keep checking back in with them to give them stuff to do. You know what I have noticed that is funny? When I drop some bomb-ass knowledge, or just say anything, even goofy stuff, they write it down. What a power trip! I hope they don't share these notes during their college courses or their professor will think they've signed up for Kramerica.
2. LSD, the girlfriend, will have been gone to L.A. a week tomorrow. You know what's annoying is when haters are blatantly negative about us trying this. Yeah, I have made some piss-poor choices with women, but now I'm a grown-ass man, and I know for a fact that I'm doing the right thing. Believe it or not, this was a conversation I had with someone today at work.
Dr. Ken: So I was thinking of taking that Friday off since I'll be going to L.A. and there will be nothing going on here that day.
Coworker: Yeah? Why are you going there.
Dr. Ken: My girlfriend lives there.
Coworker: That's what you're doing now? Dating a girl living in California?
Dr. Ken: Yup.
Coworker: Why?
Dr. Ken: Because she's my shit.
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That just says it all. In fact, I could hear that at a wedding.
Priest/Minister/or Whoever: Do you take LSD to be your lawful wedded wife?
Dr. Ken: Yeah! Duh! She's my shit!
