We All Have Our Talents . . .

And this guy's is sitting on his couch in front of a camera making hand fart sounds perfectly to rock songs. Here he is doing Bohemian Rhapsody (as always, turn off my music player on the left panel before hitting play on the vids):



Maybe you want a song to pump you up? Check him out hand-farting along to "The Final Countdown" by Europe; even he gets a little pumped up, but he doesn't get out of his seat or anything crazy:



Perhaps you're more into modern pop songs? Get a load of him doing an awful karaoke music version of "Hit Me Baby One More Time" by Brittney Spears.


I guess the nicer name for a hand-farter is a manualist. Hmmmm. Well, okay then. Here's a manualist version of perhaps the best rock song of all time, Stairway To Heaven:



Some of you may know that I'm probably the biggest Pink Floyd fan in the world, and you'd think I'd be offended by him trying his "hand" at some Floyd. On the contrary, I'm blown away. Blown like a fart:



How about you, Seven Readers? Got any kind of disgusting party tricks/Stupid Human Tricks?