Sunday, June 06, 2010

We All Have Our Talents . . .

And this guy's is sitting on his couch in front of a camera making hand fart sounds perfectly to rock songs. Here he is doing Bohemian Rhapsody (as always, turn off my music player on the left panel before hitting play on the vids):

Maybe you want a song to pump you up? Check him out hand-farting along to "The Final Countdown" by Europe; even he gets a little pumped up, but he doesn't get out of his seat or anything crazy:

Perhaps you're more into modern pop songs? Get a load of him doing an awful karaoke music version of "Hit Me Baby One More Time" by Brittney Spears.

I guess the nicer name for a hand-farter is a manualist. Hmmmm. Well, okay then. Here's a manualist version of perhaps the best rock song of all time, Stairway To Heaven:

Some of you may know that I'm probably the biggest Pink Floyd fan in the world, and you'd think I'd be offended by him trying his "hand" at some Floyd. On the contrary, I'm blown away. Blown like a fart:

How about you, Seven Readers? Got any kind of disgusting party tricks/Stupid Human Tricks?


JerseySjov said...

i LOVE that guy. my favorite thing about his videos is that self-satisfied smirk on his face. that and the fart noises.

i blew someone's mind last night because i can do this yoga pose: which i just learned is called the Cowface Pose, ha!
i can also burp on command, which is neat but not nearly as impressive as my friend who can queef on command.

Heff said...

Geez. Why did I even BOTHER learning an instrument ?!?

But seriously, although he IS good - He's pretty "pitchy", which is why he "manuals" with the actual song playing in the background. It wouldn't sound NEARLY as accurate if he didn't.

BeckEye said...

Gee, I wonder what he does with his spare time?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Heff: Yeah, but you have to admit, he makes the most out of the limited notes that his hands can fart.

Beck: There's a Youtube of him on Jimmy Kimmel playing, I think, Bohemian Rhapsody. He has a pretty full farting schedule, it seems.

JerseySjov said...

how wonderful would the world be if, instead of clapping, we hand farted for performances that pleased us?