Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Chevy's Kingdom of Heaven

Gancey Girlfriend had a very vivid dream about being in heaven, one of those dreams that seemed to last for hours, and she said that it was one of the most amazing, fun dreams she's ever had. In heaven, she was asking all kinds of questions, curious about things such as how people could fly - she would learn in due time, she was told. It didn't look like all cloudy like you see on television but more like a beautiful, clean, romantic city with all kinds of shops. At one point, thousands of people gathered around an enormous pulpit to listen to God speak. I immediately asked if God looked like the whiteboy Jesus from the paintings or the big guy with the long white beard. Nope, neither.

She said, "You know that guy from the National Lampoons movies? I said, "You mean Chevy Chase?" She said, "Yeah! Only he had white hair." I asked if he was funny, and I guess he was more moving and inspiring than funny.

I told her that as a kid I had numerous dreams about going to hell and the devil, to which she said, "Hmmmmmmmm."

Wouldn't that be weird if I said the devil looked like Bill Murray or Dan Aykroyd?

7 comments:

JerseySjov said...

of all the back-in-the-day comedians, i think jim belushi is the best candidate for look-like-the-devilhood. i guess we'll just have to wait and see.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Yeah. We'll see. Based on some of your recent posts, I'll see you there. JUST KIDDING!

Heff said...

Damnit, Jersey ! I was gonna nominate Belushi myself !

JerseySjov said...

ha, dr, you know what they say- heaven for the climate, hell for the company.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Heff: Good call on both of your parts.

Jov: Save me a seat, unless I die first. I hope I'm not sucking a demon's cock in hell like Louis C.K. envisions hell . . .

I was going to find a youtube, but I couldn't find it. Just trust me when I say that it sounds like no fun.

Mr. Shife said...

If it is Dan Aykroyd we would probably have to watch "Nothing but Trouble" over and over again. Enjoy the Fourth.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Shife: Haha! Yeah, Tupac has to watch it over-and-over too. Is he in that movie, or is that just the rest of Digital Underground?