Believe it or not, I have encountered all of these in just the last couple of days.
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A guy two days ago playing "Candy Crush" on his phone while on the crapper. The fact that he left the sound on incredibly loud makes me think that this was an older guy who didn't know how to turn the sound off of his very own phone that he carries around every day. I actually went back to my locker on the other side of the locker room and
still heard this guy racking up points, and at that point I had to laugh.
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2. A guy tonight singing in the shower. This guy wasn't just casually singing or humming; he was belting it out, putting all his emotions into it, and it still wasn't very good. It was a soul song along the lines of John Legend, and it sucked. |
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| No clue what's happening here, but it comes up on Google Images if you search "John Legend + Shower." |
3.
When you wipe your face hard with the gym towel and it nearly scrapes off a layer of skin, which damn near happened to me yesterday. One needs to remember to
dab the sweat off the face because a hard wipe could leave you looking like Freddy Krueger.
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| Freddy Fitness? Shasher-'robics? Yes!!!!!! |
4.
Dude today taking selfies with his shirt off in the locker room. Your physique is very impressive, and I'm sure it's important to you to chart your progress - but that is a glamor shot that you should be doing at home.
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| And perhaps I'm just tired of these dudes twice my age in way better shape |
That's all I got for now, Seven Readers. Now, if you go to the gym and play "Candy Crush" on the dumper, sing in the shower, wipe your skin off your face with a towel, and take a locker room selfie to cap it off, you're off my blog roll, tough guy. And I mean that. : )
