1. A guy two days ago playing "Candy Crush" on his phone while on the crapper. The fact that he left the sound on incredibly loud makes me think that this was an older guy who didn't know how to turn the sound off of his very own phone that he carries around every day. I actually went back to my locker on the other side of the locker room and still heard this guy racking up points, and at that point I had to laugh.
2. A guy tonight singing in the shower. This guy wasn't just casually singing or humming; he was belting it out, putting all his emotions into it, and it still wasn't very good. It was a soul song along the lines of John Legend, and it sucked.
|No clue what's happening here, but it comes up on Google Images if you search "John Legend + Shower."|
|Freddy Fitness? Shasher-'robics? Yes!!!!!!|
|And perhaps I'm just tired of these dudes twice my age in way better shape|