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  Dr. Kenneth Noiswater:

  Anyone watching NBA live on TNT-internet? This is a great Heat/Celtix game, but switch the camera to "Action Cam" or you will be watching "Mosaic Cam," which I think is how flies watch the NBA.

  2 hours ago · · ·

  • • Dr. Kenneth Noiswater

      Actually, when regular TV is at commercial, go back to "Fly Cam" and watch random crap going on all over the stadium and "Jock Jams" over the P.A.

      2 hours ago ·
    • Dr. Kenneth Noiswater

      Oooh! "Backboard Cam!" I can't wait until someone dunks right in my muthagrabbin' face!! I swear I don't work for TNT.

      2 hours ago ·
    • Dr. Kenneth Noiswater

      And, ladies, if you like Wade, you can just switch on the Wade cam and watch him close up, even when he's on the bench. Rondo Cam too if you're into weird guys who are good athletes but kinda weird-looking.

      2 hours ago · · One Person