When you start to type that into google, right when you get to the whole world, it knows where you're going with it. The first thing that comes up is Yahoo answers, and these are the funniest and most insightful answers.
1. "it would be the funniest end of the planet in the universe, and the aliens would get a right laugh."
2. "You'd probably be able to see a green, stinky cloud arise from Earth that could be seen from space. Nasa could contain the gases and do research on our diets.
How could that happen, though? Consider the time zones. Would some be farting in their sleep?
On the other hand, you'd be able to hear a funny and loud noise that would be a lifelong treasure if you video taped it. I'd be video taping as I farted...now that's what I call multitasking!"
How could that happen, though? Consider the time zones. Would some be farting in their sleep?
On the other hand, you'd be able to hear a funny and loud noise that would be a lifelong treasure if you video taped it. I'd be video taping as I farted...now that's what I call multitasking!"
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3. "After 10 seconds - 1 hour (depends on your farting ability again!) The gases and stuff would go into the atmosphere and a bunch of old scientists with funny moustaches would tell us that we sped up global warming by 1 million years . . . . DAMMIT now we only have 998 million years to go before we all burn alive . . . .
I could be a story teller couldn't I . . . with a failing career and lack of talent . . ."
- 3 years ago. 11% 1 Vote
Personally, all I can think of is "I'd like to teach the whole world to fart. In perfect harmony . . ." It's really quite a beautiful exercise in world unity, isn't it? Should we hold hands in a Hands Across America type deal first?
