With these earth quakes
radiation scares causing Japanese zombies and the creation of a for-real Godzilla
(I have no proof of this. Yet)
The Bachelor picking women to marry like the NCAA Tournament
Ultimate Fighting fighters kneeing each other in the face spraying blood everywhere and dudes have to mop up the blood between fights
Mike Tyson has a show about pigeons on the Animal Planet
Youtube idiots becoming famous for being complete morons
A Bieber Fever outbreak
and a new Moutain Dew flavor and a new form of taco from Taco Bell every few weeks . . . it all makes me think that maybe the whole shit house is going up in flames.
What other signs of the Apocalypse have you seen, Seven Readers, that make you want to bring a bunch jars into your bomb shelter to pee in for the next 20 years or so?