Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Yes. This Is the Best I Got


The Fart Muzzle: When someone clasps a hand over his/her butt to lessen the noise, as to get away with a fart, not unlike the concept of a trumpet mute.

I have been uninspired and busy with other things, and when I checked my phone for memos for ideas, this was the only one I had. And it was weeks ago.

8 comments:

Aubree said...

people do this? your blog teaches me so much about life.

BeckEye said...

What Aubree said. Word for word.

Andrew said...

Now I could be wrong. In fact, that wouldn't be a surprise at all. But something tells me that this post shouldn't have happened.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Only those with weak sphincters resort to such measures. A strong anus can let the fart leak out like a slow puncture.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Aubre: People MIGHT do this. They might.

Beck: Yeah, I can't say for sure. People do the strangest things . . .

Andrew: Right!? Sometimes the worst things happen when we're uninspired.

Gorilla: Well, I guess I'd be more scared of a strong anus.

Kadonkadonk said...

I feel you. I have been very uninspired of late.

The Igloo Oven said...

I think it's the time of year, this cusp of spring, still not spring enough for rejuvenation...I enter winter loving that hibernation of mind into writing, but it does wane as the greyness lingers past its prime. Soon baboon, soon, resuscitation will happen/hop-in.

Word verification: culardie. Makes me think cuddling and curdling. Like hugging chunks of milk? Sick!

JerseySjov said...

there would never be a HER butt in this situation. girls fart, i'll admit that, but we would never TOUCH it. we have other, sneakier methods.