The Fart Muzzle: When someone clasps a hand over his/her butt to lessen the noise, as to get away with a fart, not unlike the concept of a trumpet mute.
I have been uninspired and busy with other things, and when I checked my phone for memos for ideas, this was the only one I had. And it was weeks ago.
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people do this? your blog teaches me so much about life.
What Aubree said. Word for word.
Now I could be wrong. In fact, that wouldn't be a surprise at all. But something tells me that this post shouldn't have happened.
Only those with weak sphincters resort to such measures. A strong anus can let the fart leak out like a slow puncture.
Aubre: People MIGHT do this. They might.
Beck: Yeah, I can't say for sure. People do the strangest things . . .
Andrew: Right!? Sometimes the worst things happen when we're uninspired.
Gorilla: Well, I guess I'd be more scared of a strong anus.
I feel you. I have been very uninspired of late.
I think it's the time of year, this cusp of spring, still not spring enough for rejuvenation...I enter winter loving that hibernation of mind into writing, but it does wane as the greyness lingers past its prime. Soon baboon, soon, resuscitation will happen/hop-in.
Word verification: culardie. Makes me think cuddling and curdling. Like hugging chunks of milk? Sick!
there would never be a HER butt in this situation. girls fart, i'll admit that, but we would never TOUCH it. we have other, sneakier methods.
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