1. I have interns for the first time of my life, and it's a lot of fun but sort of more work, at least at first. In the long run, they're going to help me with the insane workload, but right now I have to run all over the place and keep checking back in with them to give them stuff to do. You know what I have noticed that is funny? When I drop some bomb-ass knowledge, or just say anything, even goofy stuff, they write it down. What a power trip! I hope they don't share these notes during their college courses or their professor will think they've signed up for Kramerica.
2. LSD, the girlfriend, will have been gone to L.A. a week tomorrow. You know what's annoying is when haters are blatantly negative about us trying this. Yeah, I have made some piss-poor choices with women, but now I'm a grown-ass man, and I know for a fact that I'm doing the right thing. Believe it or not, this was a conversation I had with someone today at work.
Dr. Ken: So I was thinking of taking that Friday off since I'll be going to L.A. and there will be nothing going on here that day.
Coworker: Yeah? Why are you going there.
Dr. Ken: My girlfriend lives there.
Coworker: That's what you're doing now? Dating a girl living in California?
Dr. Ken: Yup.
Coworker: Why?
Dr. Ken: Because she's my shit.
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That just says it all. In fact, I could hear that at a wedding.
Priest/Minister/or Whoever: Do you take LSD to be your lawful wedded wife?
Dr. Ken: Yeah! Duh! She's my shit!
6 comments:
People are dumb. You know on yourheart that it's right and I have faith in the two of you. You are such a great guy so I'm pretty sure she must be all kinds of amazing and I know you two will make it through this. Someday you can both tell your kids the dumb things the doubters said and your kids (and both of you) can laugh about it.
On your heart? Stupid iPhone! I meant IN your heart.
Your interns are lucky. I would kill for the chance to be your intern. We'd be an unstoppable force.
Also, you should definitely say that at your wedding. It would warm the hearts of everyone.
"She's my shit" is a line you could sell to Tarentino for 1000 bucks. Maybe people would show more respect if you started calling her your fiancé.
Got to agree with radioactive. People are stupid, they try to give advice on things they don't know and shouldn't really speak about. If you both are ok, why can't your co-worker be happy about it?
Radio: Thanks for the good vibes. : )
Andrew: Yeah, we'd conquer the world as mentor and mentee. How the F do you spell that?
Gorilla: It is weird that people need to hear fiance' to assume there's anything special going on there, right? How do you know when you've found the special gorilla? When she'll pick ticks off of you all afternoon in the hot sun?
Curly: Yes. They can all blow it out their respective asses. Thanks. : )
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