Saturday, September 17, 2011

So, Last Night . . .











. . . I was at a party with Beatnik and Gung Ho and some other folks, and things got really out of hand: We were all totally shit-assed.

As we were leaving, I just remember someone pointing out that the exit sign in the hallway was smashed and dangling off the wall. I don't remember hearing it get punched or whatever, and I have no idea which of us did it. The girl who lives there came out into the hallway and was pissed, rightfully so.

What's incredible is that I talked with both Gung Ho and Beatnik today, and nobody is sure who did it.

It was truly a mystery. A drunken, stupid mystery.
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This is one of those posts that is so dumb and pointless that I centered the text to make it seem somehow more important.

8 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

I think you're all technically not guilty if it goes to trial.

BeckEye said...

Not that this isn't an interesting story, but I was totally distracted by the picture the whole time. I've never seen a green exit sign in my life.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Gorilla: I think you're right. Will you be an expert witness.

Beck: That green one really stood out in Google images. Sexay!

sybil law said...

Dude. the centered text definitely made me think this was more important!
No one has scratches on their hand/ knuckles?
Then no one's guilty!

radioactive girl said...

In our house we have a thing that if you don't remember it it didn't happen. It's only a joke here but perhaps you can use it too. You don't remember it? Then it didn't happen. Makes things much easier!

b.burjan said...

i'm gonna blame the hostess on this one....if she didn't allow a group of drunken idiots into her home, we wouldn't even be discussing this right now.

CurlyKateMcGee said...

I would have let all three of you have it, then Dr. Ken would have asked me to bust out in song and would have sang his way out of our building... I think that is how the senerio would go...

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Sybyl: Great point about the hurt hand! I think Beatnik is off the hook, so I'm thinking it was Gung Ho's buddy.

Radio: If only that were true. I'd have a lot less apologies to give.

Burjan: So true. What was she thinking? We were clearly a gaggle of drunken suck-tards.

Curly: Yeah, I'm not cut out for high rise living . . .