Her: Yikes.
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Him: Wait, what's a mastodon again? A minotaur is half man and half bull, and a centaur is a half man and half horse . . .
Her: A mastadon is a giant, hairy elephant thing.
Him: Oh yeah. That's what I gotta' poo like so hurry up in there.
5 comments:
Elephants produce a lot of dung, but it's much less offensive than the stuff that carnivores shit out. There's an artist who uses elephant dung as a paint. Having said that, the woman should be pleased that she was the first one to use the bathroom.
THAT YOU! That's for showing us pictures of the creatures instead of their poo.
ugh...I meant THANK YOU!
Excellent visuals to go along with the highly entertaining story. Am I to assume that him and her are you and your lady friend? When I say lady friend does that make me sound like an old creepy dude?
Are you still pooping?
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