Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Him: Hey, babe.  You almost done in there?  Because I gotta poo like a mastodon.

Her: Yikes.






Him: Wait, what's a mastodon again?  A minotaur is half man and half bull, and a centaur is a half man and half horse . . .




Her: A mastadon is a giant, hairy elephant thing.

Him: Oh yeah.  That's what I gotta' poo like so hurry up in there.



6 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Elephants produce a lot of dung, but it's much less offensive than the stuff that carnivores shit out. There's an artist who uses elephant dung as a paint. Having said that, the woman should be pleased that she was the first one to use the bathroom.

David Oliver said...

THAT YOU! That's for showing us pictures of the creatures instead of their poo.

David Oliver said...

ugh...I meant THANK YOU!

Mr. Shife said...

Excellent visuals to go along with the highly entertaining story. Am I to assume that him and her are you and your lady friend? When I say lady friend does that make me sound like an old creepy dude?

Mr. Shife said...

Are you still pooping?

Mr. Shife said...

Get off the shitter, bro!