I was watching some UFC tonight, and there is a guy with the nickname "The Philipine Wrecking Machine", which I thought was bad. However, far worse was a fighter in the main event with a nickname of "The Janitor."
My favorite nicknames?
Those would be . . .
Keith "The Dean of Mean" Jardine
Brett "The Angry Hick" Bergmark
Yoshihiro "Sexyama" Akiyama
Jens "Lil' Evil" Pulver
"The Axe Murderer" and "The American Psycho," who I really think should fight one another in a fight called "The Blood Bath."
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i wanted to comment on your "best songs of the 2000s" thing but comments were turned off...anyway, i agreed with you on most of the list. even now, eeeeeverybody in a room gets a big silly grin on when someone puts on "Hey Ya"
Jov: Yeah, they have the comments left off on that page, which I think is a bad idea because readership would go up if people had a bunch of comments to read and could put their own things, and all new discussions could break out on there. I don't mind people slamming me. Any press is good press.
As for "Hey Ya!," hell yeah. That song is special.
Hiya! you wanna talk about crappy nicknames...my boyfriend nicknamed me "GRANDMA"!!!!!!!!!! GRANDMA!!!!!!
Now you and me and everyone else on the planet gets that this is NOT a great nickname for a girlfriend....but he rationalizes it like this:
"Grandma's not a bad nickname....grandmas always bake you yummy things, they always have anything you could ever need in your purse like tissues and chapstick....and Grandma's love you....even when you're a shit!"
how's that for crappy nick name logic!? :)
I'd take "HeatherLynn the Phillipine Wrecking Machine" anyday over grandma! lol
Heather "The Ginger Wrecking Machine" Lynn is way better than grandma.
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