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Yeah, i'm not a loner, i'm not a fool
Don't need a reason, reason to be cool
I got my whiskey, i got my wine
I got my woman, and this time the lights are going out
(saturday night) high
(saturday night) high 'n' dry
(saturday night) i'm high
(saturday night) high 'n' dry
I was singing this song to myself as I drove over to my lady's place; the lyrics based on the items I picked up.
1. Thai food for two.
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3. Twizzlers and some shitty cookie dough candy
4. A couple bottles of cheap, instant headache wine I'll never buy again that I got at Aldi. There will be a blog about Aldi very soon.
5. A bottle of Astroglide Lubricant
Now, you're probably thinking that was going to be a romantic evening, an affair to remember if you will, until number five threw a major curve ball into the mix. But, we weren't using the lube for it's namesake - this particular one doubles as a massage oil. We wanted to go with the stuff that warms up to make up for my lack of massage ability, despite being Swedish. Then again, if I got some good music and I'm in love, like I am with her, I'm not all that bad.
And you may be asking the reason I made you read those awful Def Leppard lyrics if you're still reading after all those tangents? I was singing:
"I got my lube. I got my wine. I got my woman . . ."
I ask you, Seven Readers, what else do you need?
10 comments:
That's one of the FEW Def Leppard albums I actually LIKE, BTW...
As usual, I laughed out loud. I've been gone awhile and am trying to catch up with your prolific posting!
You don't need much if you got classic Def Leppard blasting. And I did not get a Facebook friendship request from Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. I guess I will continue to be patient.
sounds like the makings of a GREAT date night to me!
Way to go dude!
Never seen an Affair to Remember. I need to do so, soon.
And if this isn't a sign...... My word veri is "zesti".
Oh yeah......
Buttlick: Yes. That and some stuff on Pyromania.
Sassy: It was great to see your pic! Haven't seen you forever!
Shife: I tried. I'll take another crack at it . . .
Dandy: It's a good flick. Think you'll like it, and you're 20 more readers than me will like your findings!
Dandy: I think I meant "your." Even still, it was a dumb, confusing comment on my part.
There's other Def Leppard outside of "Pour Some Sugar On Me"? Well I'll be damned...
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's all you need.
And now I need a massage.
Polk: Shame on you! You've never heard Love Bites, Foolin', Rock of Ages, Bringing on the Heartache . . . I thought a man who played Sega Genesis would have a finer appreciation for hair metal . . .
'Bina: Yup. That's all anyone needs. Fact.
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