I had a dream the other night where I'm out at the bar, and then all of a sudden everyone wants to do cocaine and put things in each other's butt holes. I don't do either of those things, so in the dream I was desperately trying to get out of there. Even if I were to dabble in either venture, right in plain sight at the bar hardly seemed like the right time. To make things even weirder, everyone had bright blue bungholes.
The friends in my dream thought I was the biggest prude ever when I finally got out of there, but boy was I glad to get free of those twisted, blue-butted, drug fiend, anal exhibitionists.
Tell me the last time you saw the above sentence.
And what in the blue blazes do you think the dream means?
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I haven't seen that sentence since reading the personal diary of Saint Cuthbert of Lindisfarne. The dream means you're scared of butt sex - maybe you should ask your fiance whether she's ever felt like plugging you. Hopefully she'll say no.
the question is; did you get out of the bar?
if you got out of the bar then you've dealt with the issue and it's over but if the last thing you remember is being in the bar, then it's time for therapy.
Gorilla: I don't think I'll risk asking that on the off chance that she does say yes.
Sad Billy: In the dream I did make it out of the bar, and I was teased by those blue butthole coke heads for being such a square. I didn't care. I was just glad I escaped.
Exile: Not that I remember. Maybe a little clenched.
The dream means you are pregnant.
The dream means you are pregnant.
The dream means you are pregnant.
The dream means you are pregnant.
Sorry for accidentally posting over and over again that the dream means you're pregnant. Google need to get their shit together as far as comment sections go. I tried to remove one and realised I don't have the power to do so properly. I'll leave that to you..
Wow. Fred posted that nine times. He seems SURE that I'm pregnant.
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