I had a dream the other night where I'm out at the bar, and then all of a sudden everyone wants to do cocaine and put things in each other's butt holes. I don't do either of those things, so in the dream I was desperately trying to get out of there. Even if I were to dabble in either venture, right in plain sight at the bar hardly seemed like the right time. To make things even weirder, everyone had bright blue bungholes.
The friends in my dream thought I was the biggest prude ever when I finally got out of there, but boy was I glad to get free of those twisted, blue-butted, drug fiend, anal exhibitionists.
Tell me the last time you saw the above sentence.
And what in the blue blazes do you think the dream means?