Thursday, May 06, 2010

Hot for Not So Hot Teachers

Although more-and-more males are getting into the education field, it's still a female dominated profession. In my experience in schools, I've found that because of this, many women get way more excited about not-so-great male prospects so long as they are dudes. If you're having trouble meeting women, and maybe you want to inspire young people and enrich their lives (but mostly the getting chicks thing), you may want to consider a career change.

Trust me when I say that even if you're not too great looking, you'll make out like a bandit. Actually, I have discovered what constitutes a hot male teacher, and if you believe in this theory, you can't fail.

Are you ready?

Here is all you need to be the sexiest man alive to female teacher as one of the lone male teachers in the building:

No tits and most of your hair.

6 comments:

BeckEye said...

I think you're on to something there.

Anonymous said...

Would you know from personal experience? Just wondering coming from a fellow male teacher....

JerseySjov said...

very true. even the students let out a forlorn sigh when the short, prematurely greying history teacher/soccer coach announced his engagement.

Kadonkadonk said...

Throw in real teeth and a compact car made in the last 10 years and I'm all about it!

radioactive girl said...

When I was in college over the summer I worked at a daycare/preschool. There was one man working there and everyone was completely crazy over him. I had a boyfriend at the time that I was totally in love with so I saw the guy for what he was...decent looking at best and kind of a jerk. So I guess your theory is totally right on.

In general a man who is good with kids or holding a baby does pretty well...my husband used to ask if he could take the babies with him when he went places because women used to be all over him. And I confess when I see a man with a baby or child (and he is treating that child well) it sort of melts my heart a little and instantly makes him more attractive.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Beck: I'm onto lots of stuff around here.

Jov: Ha. Hearts were breaking all over the school house.

Donk: Those are fine additions.

Girl: Babies you say . . .