So, how do we increase Letter Inners and decrease Selfish Buttholes?
I propose a game show like Cash Cab, where you could randomly let in another motorist, and sirens, lights, and a bullhorn would start going off on a car, telling you to pull over, and they would hand you a big wad of cash. I think if we knew there was a car like that out there, we might drive a little less selfishly. What do you think?
Oh, one more idea. How about the cash car would let other people in and would give money out to people who gave a thank you wave?
5 comments:
Dude that's fricken brilliant...
Heff: They're a-holes for sure. Some cities more than others, but what can you do. Actually, when you're in a major city for a long time, you appreciate aggressive driving over too slow people. Can't win.
Candy's: Yeah, I have my moments. My last post was all about poop, but some "nuggets" of brilliance eek out.
I let people in all the time, maybe too much. My husband is the opposite. I figure we cancel each other out. And I am frequently embarrassed when he does an asshole driving kind of thing...especially when he is driving my car.
I like it. Let's do it and fast because there are a lot of selfish buttholes out on the road.
Radio: Good girl! Tell your hubby that my made up show exists, and see if he is more considerate out there.
Mr. Shife: There is nothing worse than a selfish butthole. Haha.
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